The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Striking Yak posted:

_{'EY SALVATORE! GIVE-A THE UGLY GOON A PLATE-A THE RED CRAP!}

Here. This a-fell on the floor.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 22:27

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:08

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Here. This a-fell on the floor.

Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!
^{(Silence, you fool. It can be ours!)}
Run, boy! Run! Run for your life! Boy!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 00:18

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!
^{(Silence, you fool. It can be ours!)}
Run, boy! Run! Run for your life! Boy!

Hogburto, you promised you'd Moe the lawn today.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 00:22

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Hogburto posted:

Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!
^{(Silence, you fool. It can be ours!)}
Run, boy! Run! Run for your life! Boy!

Your dinner's getting all cold and eaten!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 00:25

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

VogeGandire posted:

This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!

Oh, I'll kill myself if Portugal doesn't win.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 00:41

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Women's Rights? posted:

Your dinner's getting all cold and eaten!

What the hell happened to my dogs? I want answers.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 00:46

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Hogburto posted:

What the hell happened to my dogs? I want answers.

Kill two for matching gloves!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 00:57

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sanguinia posted:

Kill two for matching gloves!

The doll's trying to kill me and Sanguinia's been laughing at me!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 01:01

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Mister Kingdom posted:

The doll's trying to kill me and Sanguinia's been laughing at me!

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 01:08

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Sanguinia posted:

Kill two for matching gloves!

What? What are you all looking at? I'm Dutch.

Ah, forget you.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 01:11

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopie Goldberg.

... What the!?

# ? Oct 15, 2013 01:12

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopie Goldberg.

... What the!?

You're the ignoramus.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 01:49

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

You're the ignoramus.

But I was using my whole rear end.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 01:55

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

MondayHotDog posted:

You're the ignoramus.

You see, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 01:58

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Women's Rights? posted:

You see, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true.

Milpool~~~~

# ? Oct 15, 2013 02:02

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

You're the ignoramus.

But daddy we're missing the fantastipotamus, she only sings twice a day!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 02:03

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Women's Rights? posted:

You see, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true.

Pardon me a moment

...

HA HA!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 02:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

Well, it's always in the last place you look. :downs:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 02:32

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

Attic? Oh, that's silly. Seriously though don't ever go up there.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 02:34

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Luigi Thirty posted:

Attic? Oh, that's silly. Seriously though don't ever go up there.

♪ Fish heads, fish heads. Do-do do-do do do.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hogburto posted:

♪ Fish heads, fish heads. Do-do do-do do do.

Is that what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about?

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:24

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

Is that what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about?

Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:27

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Is that what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about?

Don't you usually laugh at everything?

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Don't you usually laugh at everything?

That's not why I took you to all those Police Academy movies! :argh:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:33

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Hogburto posted:

♪ Fish heads, fish heads. Do-do do-do do do.

So that means that Hogburto is, and always had been, the evil goon!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:37

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

That's not why I took you to all those Police Academy movies!

It means he gets results, you stupid mod! :argh:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:39

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

Goons! Memorize these funny place names:

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

It means he gets results, you stupid mod!

I'm not your moddy, Writer Cath :sigh:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:46

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Writer Cath posted:

It means he gets results, you stupid mod!

I don't want to hear it Writer Cath! That.. that... CANNON of yours is against regulations! In THIS department, we go BY THE BOOK! :colbert:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:48

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

We now return to "Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson story"! Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 03:59

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Hogburto posted:

We now return to "Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson story"! Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!

Oh, maybe TV is right. TV's always right! :negative: