The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Everything Counts posted:

Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV Generation! We feel neither highs nor lows.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 06:45

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 03:10

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

What's it like?

Eh.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 06:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

mrfart posted:

mrfart posts a drawing

OH IT'S ADORABLE WHAT A WONDERFUL PIC...

mrfart posted:

AHHH BURN IT! SEND IT BACK TO HELL!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 07:04

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

Can't sleep, clown will eat me... Can't sleep, clown will eat me...

# ? Oct 15, 2013 07:12

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

MondayHotDog posted:

Can't sleep, clown will eat me... Can't sleep, clown will eat me...

This is going to be an all-night brain-buster. Oh, we're out of coffee! Oh, well, I'll just drink this warm cream...

# ? Oct 15, 2013 08:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This is going to be an all-night brain-buster. Oh, we're out of coffee! Oh, well, I'll just drink this warm cream...

BURNS SUIT! BURNS SUIT! :stare:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 08:35

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

BURNS SUIT! BURNS SUIT!

Did you have the same backwards talking post with the flaming cards?

# ? Oct 15, 2013 08:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

Did you have the same backwards talking post with the flaming cards?

Yeah, which is weird, because normally I dream about naked womELWOODCUSE!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 08:42

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

Did you have the same backwards talking post with the flaming cards?

Uhhhh, I'll drive

# ? Oct 15, 2013 08:43

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

Uhhhh, I'll drive

You were drunk! :mad:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 08:45

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Jerusalem posted:

You were drunk!

Listen, rummy, I�m going to say it plain and simple: where�d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

# ? Oct 15, 2013 08:53

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Listen, rummy, I�m going to say it plain and simple: where�d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan? :smith:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 08:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Listen, rummy, I�m going to say it plain and simple: where�d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

The electric yellow has got me by the brain banana!

Sanguinia posted:

What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?

New York is thataway, pal!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 09:01

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

You were drunk!

And how!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 09:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

And how!

DRINK DUFF! :haw:

_{_{_responsibly}}

DRINK DUFF! :haw:

_{_{_responsibly}}

DRINK DUFF! :haw:

_{_{_responsibly}}

# ? Oct 15, 2013 09:19

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

DRINK DUFF!

_{_{_responsibly}}

DRINK DUFF!

_{_{_responsibly}}

DRINK DUFF!

_{_{_responsibly}}

It's a three pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and SUPERliminal. :smug:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 09:27

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Sanguinia posted:

It's a three pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and SUPERliminal.

HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!

# ? Oct 15, 2013 09:39

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Listen, rummy, I�m going to say it plain and simple: where�d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Yes?

# ? Oct 15, 2013 09:43

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

MondayHotDog posted:

Yes?

Hey you, are you the beer baron? :mad:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 10:12

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Cookie Kwan posted:

Hey you, are you the beer baron?

Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged. :cheers:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 11:03

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged.

He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Probate him.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 11:24

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Cookie Kwan posted:

He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Probate him.

Oh Cookie, I just had a couple of beers. :pervert:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 11:38

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Cookie Kwan posted:

He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Probate him.

I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 11:43

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh Cookie, I just had a couple of beers.

COFF-EE

# ? Oct 15, 2013 12:54

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

Beer beer beer! Bed bed bed! :neckbeard:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 13:08

Down With People: Oct 31, 2012; The child delights in violence.

Cookie Kwan posted:

Hey you, are you the beer baron?

Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered poster for a major Something Awful megathread. :reject:

# ? Oct 15, 2013 13:24

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Down With People posted:

Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered poster for a major Something Awful megathread.

Oh a smug, sarcastic SA goon...you must be a real devil with the ladies.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 14:19

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh Cookie, I just had a couple of beers.

Maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here andarunfosdfnurughhgFIVE DOLLARS? Get outta here...

# ? Oct 15, 2013 14:47

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Striking Yak posted:

Maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here andarunfosdfnurughhgFIVE DOLLARS? Get outta here...

Wow, a side of Striking Yak I've never seen.

# ? Oct 15, 2013 14:55