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DrBouvenstein posted:Wait a minute... I'm seeing double here! Four identical quotes!
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady!
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Oct 15, 2013 16:16
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Skeesix posted:Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady! Skeesix likes DrBouvenstein!
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Oct 15, 2013 17:13
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monsteroftheweek posted:Skeesix likes DrBouvenstein! He's like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest. 
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Oct 15, 2013 17:30
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Skeesix posted:Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady! They may say she died from a burst ventricle, but I know she died of a broken heart. 
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Oct 15, 2013 17:45
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Striking Yak posted:He's like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest. Sure is ugly, though.
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Oct 15, 2013 17:50
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Parsley posted:Sure is ugly, though. But first, we all stink!
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Oct 15, 2013 17:54
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:But first, we all stink! BloodDesk, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon can make that sort of smell.
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Oct 15, 2013 17:59
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MondayHotDog posted:BloodDesk, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon can make that sort of smell. I'm Dr.
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Oct 15, 2013 18:07
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Parsley posted:Sure is ugly, though. ^ Page after page of ugly, ugly goon. Oh, look at that one!
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Oct 15, 2013 18:33
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Relax, Frinky...these babies will be on the shelves while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix!
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Oct 15, 2013 18:42
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monsteroftheweek posted:I'm Dr. If I didn't know better, I'd swear he was trying to moon us.
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Oct 15, 2013 20:16
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MondayHotDog posted:BloodDesk, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon can make that sort of smell. Skeesix 10, Helldump 8
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Oct 15, 2013 20:44
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Women's Rights? posted:If I didn't know better, I'd swear he was trying to moon us. Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! 
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Oct 15, 2013 20:48
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monsteroftheweek posted:Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! Malibu Stacy: America's favorite 8 and half incher! never got that joke till recently
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Oct 15, 2013 20:51
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monsteroftheweek posted:Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger? 
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Oct 15, 2013 21:13
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Striking Yak posted:My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger? All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!" Badda-bing, badda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, kid.
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Oct 15, 2013 21:49
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Striking Yak posted:My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger? Go to hell! Go to hell!
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Oct 15, 2013 21:49
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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IMJack posted:All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!" Wow, the long-awaited eighth series! "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland." "Krusty poses for trading card photo."
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Oct 15, 2013 22:06
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug... Let's never drink beer again! And we never did  drinks beer
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Oct 15, 2013 22:16
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CatchrNdRy posted:Malibu Stacy: America's favorite 8 and half incher! Oh, gee, a joke. Um... Um... Uh, funny, uh, okay. Uh, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch pianist. Oh hoho, no, wait! I can't tell THAT one!
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Oct 15, 2013 22:25
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, gee, a joke. Um... Um... Uh, funny, uh, okay. Uh, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch pianist. Oh hoho, no, wait! I can't tell THAT one! KKK? That's not good... ugh...
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Oct 15, 2013 22:34
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IMJack posted:All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!" Okay, IMJack, we're ready to roll, and... IMJack?
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Oct 15, 2013 22:46
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MondayHotDog posted:Okay, IMJack, we're ready to roll, and... Well, goons are not like people, Mr. Hotdog. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks.  Stop that, Mr. IMJack...
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Oct 15, 2013 23:14
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Roark posted:I, uhh, would also like to express my fondness for that particular beer. Mmm...you can really taste the goat.
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Oct 15, 2013 23:19
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, gee, a joke. Um... Um... Uh, funny, uh, okay. Uh, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch pianist. Oh hoho, no, wait! I can't tell THAT one! I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks: "There once was a man named Enis..."
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Oct 15, 2013 23:19
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks: "There once was a man named Enis..." What's wrong? Usually, after two or three "Truly Tasteless Jokes" you're all over me.
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Oct 15, 2013 23:25
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Luigi Thirty posted:KKK? That's not good... ugh... Oh man, this is gonna get worse before it gets better.
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Oct 15, 2013 23:37
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What's wrong? Usually, after two or three "Truly Tasteless Jokes" you're all over me. "Well dear, you always wanted a compact"  Ain't that the truth!
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Oct 15, 2013 23:40
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Cookie Kwan posted:"Well dear, you always wanted a compact" In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists...
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Oct 15, 2013 23:43
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Well that's super duper! We already have four girls on the team!
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Oct 15, 2013 23:59
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists... He was a caring man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He-- That's a woman? Oh, dear God!
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Oct 16, 2013 00:12
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Funky See Funky Do posted:He was a caring man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He-- I was a lot happier before I knew Dame Edna was a man. A LOT happier.
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Oct 16, 2013 00:26
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists... This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it! You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another quote thread! But now,  
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Oct 16, 2013 00:35
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He likes peanuts. 
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Oct 16, 2013 01:14
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Drink-Mix Man posted:He likes peanuts.  can buy many peanuts.
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Oct 16, 2013 01:47
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MondayHotDog posted:
Explain how.
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Oct 16, 2013 01:53
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Mister Kingdom posted:Mmm...you can really taste the goat. Needs more dog.
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Oct 16, 2013 01:53
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Drink-Mix Man posted:He likes peanuts. It's a ring toss game
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Do over Ham posted:Explain how. Do over Ham posted:Needs more dog. Do Over Ham, we've talked about you hogging all the quotes...
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