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Do over Ham posted:Needs more dog. Are you absolutely sure that's wise, Ham? I mean, I don't want to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad.
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ShaqDiesel posted:Are you absolutely sure that's wise, Ham? I mean, I don't want to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad. In this phallocentric society of ours...
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Oct 16, 2013 02:09
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Do over Ham posted:Needs more dog.
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CatchrNdRy posted:In this phallocentric society of ours... After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off. 
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Oct 16, 2013 02:20
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I'd wager it's some sort of walking clock.
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Oct 16, 2013 02:30
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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Oct 16, 2013 02:43
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. Years of exposure to radiation has given me this otherworldly glow, and has left me as sterile as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
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Oct 16, 2013 02:53
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Everything Counts posted:Years of exposure to radiation has given me this otherworldly glow, and has left me as sterile as a Nevada boxing commissioner. By the power vested in my by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride.
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Oct 16, 2013 03:03
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:By the power vested in my by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas! Get out and stay out. Las Vegas don't care for out-of-towners. Take your money and go someplace else.
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Oct 16, 2013 03:11
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:By the power vested in my by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. Bingo-bango, sugar in the gas tank. The ex-husband strikes again.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Do Over Ham, we've talked about you hogging all the quotes... But I'm using my whole hog!
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Oct 16, 2013 03:29
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IMJack posted:Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas! Las Vegas is a family town. Happy families. Do single people go to Las Vegas? We don't know. We don't want to know. Frankly, it's a market we can do without.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Las Vegas is a family town. Happy families. Do single people go to Las Vegas? We don't know. We don't want to know. Frankly, it's a market we can do without. Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks - folks from a Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth.
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I was really pissed with the Tomaco episode when they just showed up at the Simpsons farm, no damage, despite us seeing it on fire. Of course, had they included a "lampshade"/"fourth wall" joke about how it burned down, but someone rebuilt it in the same dilapidated state it was in previously, we'd hate that too, so, what I'm trying to say is, it was a motivated seller, and then a handy man's dream. Not sure if it was cozy, though...
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DrBouvenstein posted:I was really pissed with the Tomaco episode when they just showed up at the Simpsons farm, no damage, despite us seeing it on fire. Ah, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks - folks from a Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth. My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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DrBouvenstein posted:I was really pissed with the Tomaco episode when they just showed up at the Simpsons farm, no damage, despite us seeing it on fire. Look, DrBouvenstein, I'm the jealous jockey! I'm a torso!
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Do over Ham posted:Look, DrBouvenstein, I'm the jealous jockey! Look, DrBouvenstein, Do over's stupid and I'm with him!
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Everything Counts posted:Look, DrBouvenstein, Do over's stupid and I'm with him! I'm a surfer! quote:http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/15/germany-gummybears-idUSL6N0I52GH20131015 Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much? Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Oct 16, 2013 |
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Oct 16, 2013 06:04
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Do over Ham posted:I'm a surfer! 
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Oct 16, 2013 06:47
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Good night, Something Awesome. There will be no encores.
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MondayHotDog posted:Good night, Something Awesome. There will be no encores. They barely quoted for 15 pages! 
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Well la-de-da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.
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Do over Ham posted:Well la-de-da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure. The GARAGE! Hey fellas, the GARAGE Well Oooh-la-de-da, Mr. French Man 
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Oct 16, 2013 07:46
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Do over Ham posted:Look, DrBouvenstein, I'm the jealous jockey! Red room. Red room. Over there. (Could someone gif his finger gesture?)
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IMJack posted:Red room. Red room. Over there. The finger thing means the taxes.
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MondayHotDog posted:Good night, Something Awesome. There will be no encores. HELLO ST. LOUIS!!
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Striking Yak posted:HELLO ST. LOUIS!! That fat, dumb, and bald guy sure plays some real hardball.
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Striking Yak posted:HELLO ST. LOUIS!! Everything here is something 
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Do over Ham posted:Well la-de-da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure. They keep all the jerks on page 16.
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Mister Kingdom posted:They keep all the jerks on page 16. The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Page 16 has moved up to #299 on the list of this thread's most livable pages. Take that, Page 12!
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Mister Kingdom posted:They keep all the jerks on page 16.  This is the worst day of my life!
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First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Roark in the back of the head!
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Nouvelle Vague posted:The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Page 16 has moved up to #299 on the list of this thread's most livable pages. Take that, Page 12! Let 'em all go to hell, except page
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Let 'em all go to hell, except page No on No on No on CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Oct 16, 2013 |
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Bjay9 posted:First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Roark in the back of the head! Goons, close that tab, I have some bad news about Roark!
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Striking Yak posted:Goons, close that tab, I have some bad news about Roark! Major Nougat! Gooey! Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products!
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Striking Yak posted:Goons, close that tab, I have some bad news about Roark! I've got some ideas about how to improve the thread. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not posting, all the other posters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three...
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