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Drink-Mix Man posted:Major Nougat! Gooey! Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products! Goons, your mod and his admin are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation.
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That's a load of rich creamery butter.
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Oct 16, 2013 19:29
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Roark posted:
Roark, report for "much worse" duty.
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Oct 16, 2013 19:34
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IMJack posted:Goons, your mod and his admin are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation. You told me about that candy bar you found at work three times today! 
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Oct 16, 2013 20:03
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Drink-Mix Man posted:That's a load of rich creamery butter. Now butter your bacon!
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Roark posted:I've got some ideas about how to improve the thread. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not posting, all the other posters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three... It's never enough, not for them! Once they get a taste of you, they want more, and more, and more! ...That reminds me, you mind if my nephew kicks you in the belly?
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Oct 16, 2013 20:10
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DrBouvenstein posted:You told me about that candy bar you found at work three times today! You found a candy bar!?
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Oct 16, 2013 20:12
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Striking Yak posted:It's never enough, not for them! Once they get a taste of you, they want more, and more, and more! ...That reminds me, you mind if my nephew kicks you in the belly? So, he has fire in the belly! But it will take more than belly fire to be the next Baryshnikov.
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Oct 16, 2013 20:16
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:So, he has fire in the belly! But it will take more than belly fire to be the next Baryshnikov. Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
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Oct 16, 2013 20:21
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:So, he has fire in the belly! But it will take more than belly fire to be the next Baryshnikov. See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing.  As lifelong Tab junkies, this set my entire family off.
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Oct 16, 2013 20:22
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IMJack posted:See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing. Think I'll order a 'Tab'.
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Oct 16, 2013 20:23
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IMJack posted:As lifelong Tab junkies, this set my entire family off. All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Deviant posted:Think I'll order a 'Tab'. Jinx!
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Oct 16, 2013 20:24
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Luigi Thirty posted:All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Deviant posted:Think I'll order a 'Tab'. I'm seeing double! Four quotes!
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Oct 16, 2013 20:24
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Deviant posted:I'm seeing double! Four quotes! You spoke while you were jinxed, so I got to punch you in the arm. Sorry! It's the law.
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Oct 16, 2013 20:27
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Luigi Thirty posted:You spoke while you were jinxed, so I got to punch you in the arm. Sorry! It's the law. It's the wearin' of the green, Deviant! pinch pinch pinch pinch!
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Oct 16, 2013 20:34
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DrBouvenstein posted:You told me about that candy bar you found at work three times today! I also fed some ducklings!
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Luigi Thirty posted:You spoke while you were jinxed, so I got to punch you in the arm. Sorry! It's the law. You broke Grandpa's teeth, so he gets to break yours.
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Oct 16, 2013 20:48
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Deviant posted:Think I'll order a 'Tab'. Tastes.. like.. burning..
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Oct 16, 2013 21:10
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Oct 16, 2013 21:18
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monsteroftheweek posted:Ew, this tastes like Pleasing taste, some monsteroftheweekism.
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Nouvelle Vague posted:The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Page 16 has moved up to #299 on the list of this thread's most livable pages. Take that, Page 12! And our new number one hit, 'I Do Believe We're Naked', by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces 'Page 16', which plunges all the way down to number 97.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:And our new number one hit, 'I Do Believe We're Naked', by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces 'Page 16', which plunges all the way down to number 97. self-indulgent tripe!
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CatchrNdRy posted:self-indulgent tripe! 
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Oct 16, 2013 23:45
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Deviant posted:I'm seeing double! Four quotes! What the hell kind of a catchphrase is that?
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Writer Cath posted:What the hell kind of a catchphrase is that? I'll be in my room. 
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IMJack posted:It's the wearin' of the green, Deviant! pinch pinch pinch pinch! Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish!
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jscolon2.0 posted:Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish! We had to use the word 'dickety,' because the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty!
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We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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Cookie Kwan posted:I also fed some ducklings! Joe Banks, eighty-two years young, has come to this pond every day for the past seventeen years to feed the ducks. But last month Joe made a discovery. The ducks...were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say, Toronto.
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Oct 17, 2013 05:28
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Young lady, cow hearts belong in a butcher's window, not the classroom!
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My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of.... malk?
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Luigi Thirty posted:My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of.... malk? That's mostly blood and vapour rub.
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Luigi Thirty posted:My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of.... malk? Ohhhhhhh, my ovaries.
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Writer Cath posted:Ohhhhhhh, my ovaries.  This is even more painful than it looks.
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Striking Yak posted:That's mostly blood and vapour rub. But there's very little meat in these gym mats.
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Luigi Thirty posted:My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of.... malk? That rib always breaks.
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DrBouvenstein posted:But there's very little meat in these gym mats. More testicles means more iron.
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MondayHotDog posted:More testicles means more iron. Iron helps us quote!
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