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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Come back zinc! Come back!!

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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


I need tungsten to live

tunggggsteennnn

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

What's a battle?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

Pepsi?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


If I withhold the truth may I go straight to Hell where I will eat NAUGHT but burning hot coals and drink NAUGHT but burning hot cola...

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

If I withhold the truth may I go straight to Hell where I will eat NAUGHT but burning hot coals and drink NAUGHT but burning hot cola...

Oh, bad dog! Look at that, right on Drink-Mix Man's lawn. Now how could you do such a thing? Good boy, don't stop now. Bad dog, I condemn you to Hell.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Oh, bad dog! Look at that, right on Drink-Mix Man's lawn. Now how could you do such a thing? Good boy, don't stop now. Bad dog, I condemn you to Hell.

And you remember Matthew... 21-17?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
What are your son's hobbies?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Bjay9 posted:

And you remember Matthew... 21-17?

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

Yes but doesn't the Bible also say do not take moochers into thy... hut.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CatchrNdRy posted:

What are your son's hobbies?

Eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Parsley posted:

Yes but doesn't the Bible also say do not take moochers into thy... hut.

Maybe somewhere towards the back...

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Parsley posted:

Yes but doesn't the Bible also say do not take moochers into thy... hut.

Oh, Shackazeramesch, will you ever learn?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Striking Yak posted:

Eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort.

It smells funny in there.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

CatchrNdRy posted:

What are your son's hobbies?

:stare: I don't know.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

What are your son's hobbies?

Well, he's always chewing on that electrical cord.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Do over Ham posted:

Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much?
Well, I got everything I was supposed to get. I'm not going to buy any gummi bears, though... that quote had absolutely no effect on me whatsoever.

I saw some Haribo at the grocery store, and remembered this quote... then ended up buying some

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, I got everything I was supposed to get. I'm not going to buy any gummi bears, though... that quote had absolutely no effect on me whatsoever.

I saw some Haribo at the grocery store, and remembered this quote... then ended up buying some

Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?

What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle! :keke:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Luigi Thirty posted:

This is no place for loafers!

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

McBain to base: under attack from Commie-Nazis.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

Well, he's always chewing on that electrical cord.

He hasn't done that since he was two!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

Well, he's always chewing on that electrical cord.

"Rat Boy"? I resent that!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

IMJack posted:

"Rat Boy"? I resent that!



Kids love that water!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Striking Yak posted:

Kids love that water!

Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl. :mad:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

...former gophers.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Okay, Mr. Kwan, and what's your first name?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Writer Cath posted:

Okay, Mr. Kwan, and what's your first name?

Mr. Kwan? Who is Mr Kwan? My name is Guy Incognito. :smug:

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It smells funny in there.

No it doesn't. :downs:

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl. :mad:

We tried to flush Jerusalem down the toilet, but he got stuck and now we have to feed him.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Cookie Kwan posted:

We tried to flush Jerusalem down the toilet, but he got stuck and now we have to feed him.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem celebrates 40th wedding anniversary. Not pictured: Mrs. Jerusalem.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cookie Kwan posted:

We tried to flush Jerusalem down the toilet, but he got stuck and now we have to feed him.

I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste... now that's good eatin'!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

CatchrNdRy posted:

He hasn't done that since he was two!

Then he has no hobbies! :colbert:

Once again I must sugar my own churro

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste... now that's good eatin'!

I told you, no ethnic foods!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Then he has no hobbies! :colbert:

[spoiler] Once again I must sugar my own churro [spoiler]



Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond Eugene and Rusty.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Everything Counts posted:

I told you, no ethnic foods!

No bowl, stick! Stick!

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