PYF Awkward, Ugly, and Gross: My Little Signature Fedora Edition

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particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 09:52

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Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

particle409 posted:

Guess what you are a GMILF. That is a grandmother that I would like to [Guitar Riff]

# ? Oct 18, 2013 10:37

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

PBJ posted:

It's funny, but from what I just found, the whole "not a sexual slave" thing is horseshit.

http://i.imgur.com/iSSucTY.jpg

Oh god why

This is it. The worst brony related thing I've ever seen. I'm not looking forward to something that will top this.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 11:00

ASIC v Danny Bro: May 1, 2012; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL

Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!

Palpek posted:

This is it. The worst brony related thing I've ever seen. I'm not looking forward to something that will top this.

The spitroast version?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 11:23

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

I can't stop laughing at that bony.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 11:52

Rujo King: Jun 28, 2007; I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

Violet_Sky posted:

Hitler took his LARPing seriously.

I see some people still prefer the "Awkward, Ugly and Gross" classics.

He's got the exact same expression that an 8-year-old would have if his mother told him he had to wear those Lederhosen, yet it's pretty clear Hitler chose that entire outfit himself.

:nws:

By the way, here's Hitler fan-artist SSPirate's fascinating take on Hitler in Lederhosen. :nws:

# ? Oct 18, 2013 12:05

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Palpek posted:

This is it. The worst brony related thing I've ever seen. I'm not looking forward to something that will top this.

I wondered what the big deal was until I scrolled the image over. Dear god why :cripes:

# ? Oct 18, 2013 12:32

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Is that plushie really small or does he have a giant dick

# ? Oct 18, 2013 13:26

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Is that plushie really small or does he have a giant dick

I feel pretty secure going with it's a small plushie.

Also is it weird that the thing that stuck out most in the first rant he posted was he said he was 27? gently caress dude there's still time for you to have a normal life, just burn your dolls and like, change your name or something and you can maybe find a real woman and not a plush toy you have to rape.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 13:29

Bimmi: Nov 8, 2009; someday
but not today

Rujo King posted:

He's got the exact same expression that an 8-year-old would have if his mother told him he had to wear those Lederhosen, yet it's pretty clear Hitler chose that entire outfit himself.

I still cannot believe this clown was ruler of a country, much less one of the greatest despots ever to live.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 13:49

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Yea there are a lot of dictators who were actually really weird and goofy dudes (shocking, the dudes who would lead a military dictatorship are usually unhinged in some way) but Hitler was such a weird, spergy, dude that it's kinda hilarious that he's basically the most infamous dictator of the lot.

Same with Stalin and his totally not gay male body obsession.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 13:52

Castle Bidimar: Mar 27, 2012; by T. Finninho

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I feel pretty secure going with it's a small plushie.

Also is it weird that the thing that stuck out most in the first rant he posted was he said he was 27? gently caress dude there's still time for you to have a normal life, just burn your dolls and like, change your name or something and you can maybe find a real woman and not a plush toy you have to rape.

Tbf, media and society really don't give that message.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 14:23

The Monkey Man: Jun 10, 2012; HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

# ? Oct 18, 2013 14:41

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Well, my day is now complete.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 15:23

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

The Monkey Man posted:

Is he wearing a fedora or related headpiece?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 15:27

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

PBJ posted:

It's funny, but from what I just found, the whole "not a sexual slave" thing is horseshit.

http://i.imgur.com/iSSucTY.jpg

Oh god why

That is the worst thing I have seen on the internet in years. Thank you.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 15:29

5er: Jun 1, 2000; Qapla' to a true warrior!

IamnotJoe posted:

So this popped on IMGUR.

By this guy.

Any takers?

Zhang Fei's really turned his life around since quitting the drink.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 15:40

don longjohns: Mar 2, 2012

bringmyfishback posted:

wait what no

I mean, yes, there have been a load of Ptolemy Cleopatras (family had three names for the womenfolk in total), but only two really worth mentioning, and I really doubt they're rapping about Cleopatra II.

They should, though.

Yup, that's what I meant. I was just pointing out that I doubt heavily they did much more than go on Wikipedia for most of their goofy poo poo. This is also apparent in the fact that they a) only have two that feature women at all and b) they won't do Ayn Rand vs Octavia E. Butler, no matter how many times I ask for it :negative:

Okay, done talking about ERB.

I don't understand Steampunk.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 16:36

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Haymaker_Betty posted:

I don't understand Steampunk.

And I don't understand bronies, so by the properties of negatives, this picture should be perfectly understandable.

I just don't understand why.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 17:05

Ez: Mar 26, 2007; Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

The Monkey Man posted:

How do you say euphoric in German?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 18:04

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME: Oct 9, 2012; by Pipski

Ez posted:

How do you say euphoric in German?

If I know German, probably euphorik

# ? Oct 18, 2013 18:14

Serperoth: Feb 21, 2013

Ez posted:

How do you say euphoric in German?

Euphorisch maybe? Google translate has "euphoric" translated to "euphorisch" so I guess?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 18:16

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Ez posted:

How do you say euphoric in German?

"Gott ist tot".

# ? Oct 18, 2013 18:18

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

IamnotJoe posted:

By this guy.

Any takers?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 18:19

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Shadeoses posted:

Is he wearing a fedora or related headpiece?

Yep, friendzoned again:

# ? Oct 18, 2013 18:19

ambient oatmeal: Jun 23, 2012

I think the internet spilled out all over my city, because it's the only reason I can see this existing:

A "Snuggle House."

# ? Oct 18, 2013 18:26

nzspambot: Mar 26, 2010

PBJ posted:

It's funny, but from what I just found, the whole "not a sexual slave" thing is horseshit.

http://i.imgur.com/iSSucTY.jpg

Oh god why

But there is no hole so what the gently caress is he doing; rubbing that poo poo or something

:wtc:

I just don't what the gently caress why

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:13

appropriatemetaphor: Jan 26, 2006

nzspambot posted:

But there is no hole so what the gently caress is he doing; rubbing that poo poo or something

I just don't what the gently caress why

But there is no hole

...

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:18

Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

nzspambot posted:

But there is no hole so what the gently caress is he doing; rubbing that poo poo or something

I just don't what the gently caress why

I'm really upset at you because I just stared at a strange man's penis to see if I could verify what opening it was going into.

There's always a hole.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:30

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

quote:

ponyholes

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:33

Shwqa: Feb 13, 2012

Zzulu posted:

What no rear end in a top hat?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:35

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

It's a cloaca.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:42

Mr Executive: Aug 27, 2006

Enter Char posted:

I think the internet spilled out all over my city, because it's the only reason I can see this existing:

A "Snuggle House."

This thing's been on the loving news like every night for the past 2 weeks. And this weird creepy dude with scraggly hair seems to be an employee/spokesperson.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:56

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

Haymaker_Betty posted:

I don't understand Steampunk.

Nobody does, friend. Nobody does.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 20:13

Effingham: Aug 1, 2006; The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

AlmightyBob posted:

It's a cloaca.

I don't know why, but that actually made me gag a bit, and now I feel even WORSE that this exists.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 20:15

frank.club: Jan 15, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I cannot believe I have to come in here and watch you guys post gently caress plushies.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 20:30

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Acquire Currency! posted:

I cannot believe I have to come in here and watch you guys post gently caress plushies.

Best part is it's all reposts from months ago.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 21:01

56k: Apr 4, 2004; by T. Finninho

Yeah that is the best part.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 21:23

30 Goddamned Dicks: Sep 8, 2010; I will leave you to flounder in your cesspool of primeval soup, you sad, lonely, little cowards.; Fun Shoe

These are all amazing

Bonus:

# ? Oct 18, 2013 22:16

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snortpocket: Apr 27, 2004; Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

Acquire Currency! posted:

I cannot believe I have to come in here and watch you guys post gently caress plushies.

where do you usually go?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 22:19

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