The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Luigi Thirty posted:

No bowl, stick! Stick!

If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl!

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:34

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond Eugene and Rusty.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 03:54

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl!

You're talking about a trough.We're not going to eat out of a trough.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 03:54

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

And thing, it's only 5:30, why are you in your underwear?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 03:55

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Cookie Kwan posted:

And thing, it's only 5:30, why are you in your underwear?

I have misplaced my pants.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 03:57

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 04:07

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jorghnassen posted:

It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 04:21

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Everything Counts posted:

Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 04:27

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Luigi Thirty posted:

No bowl, stick! Stick!

Luigi where are those metal dealies you use to...dig...food?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 05:10

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

ShaqDiesel posted:

Luigi where are those metal dealies you use to...dig...food?

Alright, alright you win. I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 05:12

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger!

What do you think Bjay9 is doing in there?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 05:56

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Cookie Kwan posted:

What do you think Bjay9 is doing in there?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 06:02

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Cookie Kwan posted:

What do you think Bjay9 is doing in there?

# ? Oct 18, 2013 06:06

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Ahem. OK, here�s what we�ve got:
the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people...
Under the supervision of the reverse vampires...
Are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!

We�re through the looking glass, here, people...

funny how that train goes in or out depending on the way you look at it. Oh no, my brains.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 06:32

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Bjay9 posted:

You have what made America great: no understanding of the limits of your power and a complete lack of concern for what anyone thinks of you.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 07:35

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I don't want you driving through tunnels, you know what that symbolizes.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 08:44

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I have misplaced my pants.

You threw them out of the window in a fit of passion, you said you were never going to need them again.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 10:20

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Do over Ham posted:

I don't want you driving through tunnels, you know what that symbolizes.

But Do over Ham, it cuts 90 minutes off my drive!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 11:24

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Cookie Kwan posted:

But Do over Ham, it cuts 90 minutes off my drive!

No tunnels!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 11:28

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Do over Ham posted:

No tunnels!

No foot-longs!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 12:30

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

Frink posted:

No foot-longs!

My Ding-a-Ling! My Ding-a-Ling!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 14:44

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Nouvelle Vague posted:

My Ding-a-Ling! My Ding-a-Ling!

At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions.

IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE! :supaburn:

# ? Oct 18, 2013 15:19

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

No tunnels!

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

:canada:

# ? Oct 18, 2013 15:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Roark posted:

At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions.

IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 16:04

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

DrBouvenstein posted:

Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the "army," but a more alarmist name would be the Killbot Factory.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 16:45

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Nouvelle Vague posted:

My Ding-a-Ling! My Ding-a-Ling!

Ol' gray mare she ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be

# ? Oct 18, 2013 17:28

Boywhiz88: Sep 11, 2005; floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Women's Rights? posted:

Ol' gray mare she ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be

And now, the crazy old man dancers!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 17:33

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Boywhiz88 posted:

And now, the crazy old man dancers!

Do the hustle! Deh deh deh dehdeh dehdeh deh deh...

# ? Oct 18, 2013 17:54

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Do the hustle! Deh deh deh dehdeh dehdeh deh deh...

That's the same thing, you just replaced "doos" with "dehs".

# ? Oct 18, 2013 18:48

LoanWolf: Mar 17, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger!

That's right boys, LoanWolf's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:07

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That's the same thing, you just replaced "doos" with "dehs".

and all the races sing doo doo doo doo shoo-bee do-bee do doo doo shoo be do be do YEAH

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:31

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Ladies and gentlemen, "Hooray for Everything" invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere on earth: the Western Hemisphere! The dancingest hemisphere of all!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:41

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Do the hustle! Deh deh deh dehdeh dehdeh deh deh...

Hi, this is Jerry McGuire. Show me the message! Show me the message!!

# ? Oct 18, 2013 19:54

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, "Hooray for Everything" invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere on earth: the Western Hemisphere! The dancingest hemisphere of all!

C'mon, snipers, where are you? :mad: