The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Pleasing taste, some monsterism.

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You know, it's very easy to criticize...

Fun, too.

Goons can be so cruel.

# ? Oct 18, 2013 23:59

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Goons can be so cruel.

It says no jscolooooons. We're allowed to have one.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 00:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Goons can be so cruel.

You could stand to lose a little weight, jscolon2.0! :haw:

# ? Oct 19, 2013 00:15

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

You could stand to lose a little weight, jscolon2.0!

You didn't have to tell it like it is, Jerusalem. :qq:

# ? Oct 19, 2013 00:21

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You didn't have to tell it like it is, Jerusalem.

The fingers you have used to type are too fat. To obtain a special posting wand, please mash the keyboard with your palm now.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 00:27

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Luigi Thirty posted:

The fingers you have used to type are too fat. To obtain a special posting wand, please mash the keyboard with your palm now.

Luigi Thirty, get mama's pryin' bar

# ? Oct 19, 2013 00:44

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Frink posted:

No foot-longs!

I'm back here. Hi, will you bring me a sandwich? Please? No, no crusts.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 00:46

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Do over Ham posted:

I'm back here. Hi, will you bring me a sandwich? Please? No, no crusts.

This sandwich tastes so young and impudent.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 00:59

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

You could stand to lose a little weight, jscolon2.0!

Tubby?

# ? Oct 19, 2013 01:08

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jscolon2.0 posted:

Tubby?

Slow down! You're not on the moon yet!

# ? Oct 19, 2013 01:16

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Goons can be so cruel.

We can?

Thanks colon! :haw:

*slaps Cookie*

# ? Oct 19, 2013 01:24

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Mister Kingdom posted:

Slow down! You're not on the moon yet!

You see, your crazy friend never heard of "the food chain".

# ? Oct 19, 2013 01:43

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Hogburto posted:

You see, your crazy friend never heard of "the food chain".

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

# ? Oct 19, 2013 02:19

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

DrBouvenstein posted:

We can?

Thanks colon!

*slaps Cookie*

Ow! Someone just punched me in the face.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 02:32

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Cookie Kwan posted:

Ow! Someone just punched me in the face.

If I know me, he won't like being kicked in the crotch...

# ? Oct 19, 2013 02:47

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Drink-Mix Man posted:

If I know me, he won't like being kicked in the crotch...

To find flanders, I just have to think like Flanders.
_{(I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday, and )}
The Springfield River!

# ? Oct 19, 2013 03:16

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Hogburto posted:

To find flanders, I just have to think like Flanders.

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 03:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Cookie Kwan posted:

Ow! Someone just punched me in the face.

It was your moderator! :ninja:

# ? Oct 19, 2013 03:37

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

It was your moderator!

...And it only transports matter?

# ? Oct 19, 2013 03:40

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

DrBouvenstein posted:

It was your moderator!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Oct 19, 2013 04:11

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Cookie Kwan posted:

Ow! Someone just punched me in the face.

They call that the Stinger. They don't let you use that no more.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 04:11

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Cookie Kwan posted:

Ow! Someone just punched me in the face.

That sandwich took a bite out of me!

# ? Oct 19, 2013 04:31

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

That sandwich took a bite out of me!

For the love of God help me! I've been stuck out here for four days and a turtle took my teeth! ...there he is! Come back here, you! I'll fix you! ...owww, he bit me with my own teeth!

# ? Oct 19, 2013 05:02

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Do over Ham posted:

That sandwich took a bite out of me!

In Rand McNally hamburgers eat people :science:

# ? Oct 19, 2013 05:11

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

ShaqDiesel posted:

In Rand McNally hamburgers eat people

Isn't that whole area a little ... iffy?

# ? Oct 19, 2013 05:45

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Isn't that whole area a little ... iffy?

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places? :stare:

# ? Oct 19, 2013 06:22

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Do over Ham posted:

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?

Quiet, it might be you! I can't remember.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 06:48

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Quiet, it might be you! I can't remember.

Naw, I'm going to ask Cookie Kwan.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 06:49

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Naw, I'm going to ask Cookie Kwan.

No no, just pay the re-registration fee and I'll link you to a TCC thread!

# ? Oct 19, 2013 06:51

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Do over Ham posted:

Naw, I'm going to ask Cookie Kwan.

No, no! Why embarrass us both? Just write a check and I'll release some more endorphins.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 06:52

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Pierce and Pierce posted:

No, no! Why embarrass us both? Just write a check and I'll release some more endorphins.

All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 06:54

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Luigi Thirty posted:

All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Don't ask me, I'm just hair! Your head stopped 18 inches ago.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 06:58

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Don't ask me, I'm just hair! Your head stopped 18 inches ago.

It's just me and you now, lock of hair.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 07:27

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Do over Ham posted:

It's just me and you now, lock of hair.

I love you Cookie. Mmmmmm.

Heh, I don't need him at all anymore.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 07:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip!

# ? Oct 19, 2013 08:48

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Do over Ham posted:

It's just me and you now, lock of hair.

This is just between you and me, smashed hat.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 08:52

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Luigi Thirty posted:

All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Expand my brain, learning juice! :guinness:

# ? Oct 19, 2013 08:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip!

No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.

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Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.

And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

# ? Oct 19, 2013 14:58

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