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Bjay9 posted:And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil. Dad, you and your stories. "Bart broke my teeth." "The nurses are stealing my money." "This thing on my neck is getting bigger..."
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Expand my brain, learning juice! Open the glove box and hand me my BRAIN MEDICINE! 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Open the glove box and hand me my BRAIN MEDICINE! I GET ME BRAIN MEDICINE FROM THE NATIONAL 'EALTH!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Open the glove box and hand me my BRAIN MEDICINE! Here's the "credit card". And a mint for afterwards.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Open the glove box and hand me my BRAIN MEDICINE! I have a small part in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.
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Writer Cath posted:I have a small part in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start. ♫ I'm checking in...
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Writer Cath posted:I have a small part in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start. Give me the rent! I must have the rent! Dollars, quarters, nickels; I need it all right now!
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Oct 19, 2013 18:43
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Everything Counts posted:Give me the rent! I must have the rent! Dollars, quarters, nickels; I need it all right now! Money gets you one more round, So drink it down, you stupid clown, Money gets you one more round, Then you're out on your rear end!
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IMJack posted:Money gets you one more round, Don't cry for me. I'm already dead. 
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Mister Kingdom posted:Don't cry for me. I'm already dead. Pray. For. Mister.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Expand my brain, learning juice! Hey, Drink-Mix Man, you should try one of these smart drinks!  Oh, wow, I've wasted my life!
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Mister Kingdom posted:♫ When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience. 
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DrBouvenstein posted:When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.  I wanted a gif of Milhouse shooting a spitball at the cast of Cats but this might actually be better.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Hey, Drink-Mix Man, you should try one of these smart drinks! I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!
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DrBouvenstein posted:When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.  Oh... If only I didn't already have a pair of shoes...
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Hey, Drink-Mix Man, you should try one of these smart drinks! I don't understand it, that was non-alcoholic champagne. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I don't understand it, that was non-alcoholic champagne. I don't understand it. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I don't understand it, that was non-alcoholic champagne. He's checkin' iiin!
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Jerusalem posted:Lousy cheap weather-stripping! Lousy Smarch weather!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Lousy Smarch weather! Hey, how come I get lice and nothing happens to Mister Kingdom?
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DrBouvenstein posted:When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience. My fellow goons: As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
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MondayHotDog posted:My fellow goons: As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! To us, he was MondayHotDog the Consensus Builder.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:To us, he was MondayHotDog the Consensus Builder. Where is your moderator now?! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Where is your moderator now?! No...no, I'll take care of it. Alright it's over, get em out of here! Alright andale! Andale!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Where is your moderator now?! 'Round back with the sex hookers. Whoops.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:'Round back with the sex hookers. Are the robot wives cheap and plentiful yet?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:No...no, I'll take care of it. God, who'd thought a whale would be so heavy!  Cheese it!
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Jerusalem posted:Lousy cheap weather-stripping! Mister Kingdom posted:Lousy Smarch weather! Shake harder, boy!
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Jerusalem posted:Are the robot wives cheap and plentiful yet? P.S. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.
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MondayHotDog posted:P.S. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates. Don't worry, MondayHotDog. We'll thaw you out as soon as they find a cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back.
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IMJack posted:Don't worry, MondayHotDog. We'll thaw you out as soon as they find a cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. We're up to 15!
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I've been asked to tell you that the following thread is very scary. You see, there are some crybabies out there - religious types, mostly - who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your computer now. Come on, I dare you! Buck-buck-buck-buck! Chicken!
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mrfart posted:I've been asked to tell you that the following thread is very scary. Do I ever, it's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken! I'm a chicken, mrfart! 
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Mayo and Catsup posted:Do I ever, it's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken! I'm a chicken, mrfart! Look at me, I'm a famous historian! Out of my way!
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Everything Counts posted:Look at me, I'm a famous historian! Out of my way! What's this? "DON'T USE THESE TAGS"? Well, I don't need mod privileges, because I'm Everything Coun- (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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