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President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I'm a little concerned about the swastika to the lower left of the leprechaun.

It's an East Asian thing that predates Nazis by centuries.

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sex shop clearance rack
Jan 20, 2011

If I can buy magnums from a vending machine, then how will cashiers ever know how long my dick is? :cumpolice:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

ACTION AMERICAN posted:

If I can buy magnums from a vending machine, then how will cashiers ever know how long my dick is? :cumpolice:

Just take a tip from Dr.Mantis Toboggan and "accidentally" drop your MONSTER condoms for your MAGNUM dong.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
This is the tallest standing Buddha in the world, or at least one of them. There are so many huge Buddha sculptures across Asia that the locals get really creative with descriptions so that theirs can be the biggest.



All I could think of when I saw this was "Nazi superweapon."

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

I dunno where you all live but in the UK you often get rubber dispensers in pub toilets and things.

In the US condom dispensers are relegated to nasty roadside gas station bathrooms and shady bars.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

I dunno where you all live but in the UK you often get rubber dispensers in pub toilets and things.

In the US we would rather people get pregnant and get STDs than acknowledge that you can have safe sex. If you watch the documentary "lets talk about sex" it goes over how effing stupid US teens are about condoms. One of the US girls seriously said "Well if a girl carries condoms, that obviously means she is a slut"

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

ACTION AMERICAN posted:

If I can buy magnums from a vending machine, then how will cashiers ever know how long my dick is? :cumpolice:

I really enjoy seeing :cumpolice: used outside of its originating thread.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

KoldPT posted:

I really enjoy seeing :cumpolice: used outside of its originating thread.

Yeah, whats the story with what?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Tigntink posted:

In the US we would rather people get pregnant and get STDs than acknowledge that you can have safe sex. If you watch the documentary "lets talk about sex" it goes over how effing stupid US teens are about condoms. One of the US girls seriously said "Well if a girl carries condoms, that obviously means she is a slut"

Well that's basically what they teach us. I remember 8th grade civics had three days devoted to abstinence. :911:

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Tigntink posted:

In the US we would rather people get pregnant and get STDs than acknowledge that you can have safe sex. If you watch the documentary "lets talk about sex" it goes over how effing stupid US teens are about condoms. One of the US girls seriously said "Well if a girl carries condoms, that obviously means she is a slut"

Well, let's be honest, here...

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

Captain Trips posted:

Well, let's be honest, here...

Yes, let's be honest. A girl carrying a condom is no different than a guy carrying a condom. It's not "slutty," it's being prepared.

Here's a Funny Image of a cool cat!

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

GruntyThrst posted:

Yes, let's be honest. A girl carrying a condom is no different than a guy carrying a condom. It's not "slutty," it's being prepared.

I hooked with this girl in college who had a bowl of condoms next to her bed. On one hand, she was prepared. On the other hand, she was a huge slut.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

RCarr posted:

I hooked with this girl in college who had a bowl of condoms next to her bed. On one hand, she was prepared. On the other hand, she was a huge slut.

I hooked up with a girl in college who had a bowl of condoms. Turns out it was because she was an RA who distributed them and believed that sexual health was incredibly important, even though she was a virgin! So, c'est la vie.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I ahve never had sex but idk what this has to do with kewl and funny pics????

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

trapped mouse posted:

I hooked up with a girl in college who had a bowl of condoms. Turns out it was because she was an RA who distributed them and believed that sexual health was incredibly important, even though she was a virgin! So, c'est la vie.

Respectfully submitting a pic of this post by this gullible mofo.

might be wrong
Oct 11, 2012

RCarr posted:

I hooked with this girl in college who had a bowl of condoms next to her bed. On one hand, she was prepared. On the other hand, she was a huge slut.

Ugh, she liked having sex? What a skank.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

I think that's the end of the line, everyone got off.

Zombies magazine
Oct 17, 2005

Firmly grasp the :kazooieass:

I thought this was the funny pictures thread not r/mensrights.

Dr Snofeld
Apr 30, 2009

West Ham Sandwich posted:

I thought this was the funny pictures thread not r/mensrights.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Just Offscreen posted:

Yeah, whats the story with what?

I'm guessing something that will scar your mind forever.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Just Offscreen posted:

Yeah, whats the story with what?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=180127 < the cum police

e: it's just dumb poo poo from the feminism thread.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

-Zydeco- posted:

In the US condom dispensers are relegated to nasty roadside gas station bathrooms and shady bars.

Yeah, condom dispensers mostly diappeared with the cigarette machines here in the states. The few you do find usually appear to have had their stock there since.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
... along with the "This gum tastes funny" graffiti.

Japan not only has condom machines in odd places (parking lots!?), I saw a vending machine down a side-alley in a suburban area of Tokyo that sold porno mags and dildos. The front face was dark glass so you couldn't see into it during the day, and late at night it would turn on lights inside so you could see the products.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


minato posted:

... along with the "This gum tastes funny" graffiti.

Japan not only has condom machines in odd places (parking lots!?), I saw a vending machine down a side-alley in a suburban area of Tokyo that sold porno mags and dildos. The front face was dark glass so you couldn't see into it during the day, and late at night it would turn on lights inside so you could see the products.

That would have made my teen years so much easier.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
I have snuck into pubs to buy condoms for buddies 'cos they wouldn't sell condoms to you in other places as a teen. Now it's just SMINTs

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

LingcodKilla posted:

That would have made my teen years so much easier.

Why, did you go through a lot of dildos when you were younger? No judgement.

Favela Flav
Dec 24, 2009
Here are my thoughts about condoms:





The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
One time I had sex with a bowl of condoms because I'm a slut.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

I ahve never had sex but idk what this has to do with kewl and funny pics????



No respect.

Favela Flav
Dec 24, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/RjWl6.jpg linked for :nws: (language)



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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

I dunno where you all live but in the UK you often get rubber dispensers in pub toilets and things.

Yup, as seen here in this documentary videoclip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsk1mZ8DTPc

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Favela Flav posted:

Face condoms, to protect your face from those sluts who have entire bowls of noodles! :v:


Nice to see someone who's really dedicated to maximizing her noodles per second.

Asian noodle-eating etiquette is so entrenched that the inconvenience of soup-spray in situations where you don't want to loudly power-slurp isn't met in the middle with "slowing down" but instead "becoming a beautiful flower".

Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

That face is a whole new level of derp that I never knew existed. drat.

might be wrong
Oct 11, 2012

favela flav posted:

Face condoms, to protect your face from those sluts who have entire bowls of noodles! :v:

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Kenny Logins posted:

Asian noodle-eating etiquette

What's this now?

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
Check out this Chow.com article for the full scoop but the general rule with asian noodle dishes is you slurp. There are varying degrees of how much and close you hold the noodle bowl, and whether slurping is to be loud or extra loud, and whether your host would be offended if you don't. But it's all basically 100% opposite from traditional Western soup/pasta etiquette.

My experience is mostly with Hong Kong/Chinese but if you're in a situation where it matters just do what the oldest Asian person is doing. It's awesome and fun when you get past the initial dissonance but it can be messy until you get used to it.

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

(Possibly :nws:)So, Amazon decorated their office logo today...

Yep, that's their official Facebook cover photo (as of this post).

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Really. THAT'S nws? Really?

Really?


Now that's a crazy Halloween pumpkin.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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might be wrong
Oct 11, 2012

Am I missing something here?

e: I guess the smile looks a bit like a dick. Still, hard to say it's NWS when it was put up in an office.



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