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Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

Everything Counts posted:

Look at me, I'm a famous historian! Out of my way!

I'm a torso!

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Aargh! My groin.

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Parsley posted:

I'm a torso!

I'm a surfer!

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Do over Ham posted:

Aargh! My groin.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

Look at me, I'm a famous historian! Out of my way!

That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B!

Eh, that's really more of a burgundy.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Parsley posted:

I'm a torso!

Ah, geez. There's a clog in the torso chute! Leroy! Get your rear end in gear!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ah, geez. There's a clog in the torso chute! Leroy! Get your rear end in gear!

I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What's this? "DON'T USE THESE TAGS"? Well, I don't need mod privileges, because I'm Everything Coun-

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

There's a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little Goon
That's stuck half way to hell

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Aargh! My groin.

Moleman is in flavor country. :geno:


It is a big country. :geno:

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Funky See Funky Do posted:

There's a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little Goon
That's stuck half way to hell


Well, we gotta pay for promotion, shipping, distribution, you know those limos out back? They aren’t free. Whatever’s left we throw down the well.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Funky See Funky Do posted:

There's a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little Goon
That's stuck half way to hell


Though we can't get him out we'll do the next best thing...

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

Though we can't get him out we'll do the next best thing...

:thejoke: We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

:thejoke: We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing.

The old grey mare
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Mister Kingdom posted:

The old grey mare
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be

Hey just give me a chance!

Hey, can your grandpa do THIS?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

Hey, can your grandpa do THIS?

Of course he can, who else would? :confused:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Skeesix posted:

Hey, can your grandpa do THIS?

I brought my Rappin' Ronny Reagan tape!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Luigi Thirty posted:

I brought my Rappin' Ronny Reagan tape!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EbOXYenJY

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

The pictures...! They're coming alive!!!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

IMJack posted:

The pictures...! They're coming alive!!!

Stupid movie, who invented these dumb things anyway? Was it you, IMJack?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Parsley posted:

I'm a torso!

I'm drunk!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Stupid movie, who invented these dumb things anyway? Was it you, IMJack?

Once upon a time, there was a man named Thomas Edison, and he invented the dictating machine, and the fluoroscope, and the repeating telegraph, and he was a firm believer in Fletcherism, and he played the organ, and his favorite flower was the heliotrope! Oh! And his middle name was Alva. And he never, ever, ever wore, pajamas, and...

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Once upon a time, there was a man named Thomas Edison, and he invented the dictating machine, and the fluoroscope, and the repeating telegraph, and he was a firm believer in Fletcherism, and he played the organ, and his favorite flower was the heliotrope! Oh! And his middle name was Alva. And he never, ever, ever wore, pajamas, and...

Dear goon, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted in this thread.
We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs.
Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.
The following is a list of words I never want to hear on televison again.
Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels...

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mayo and Catsup posted:

Do I ever, it's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken! I'm a chicken, mrfart! :haw:

But I did a good job. A gooooood jobbbbb.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

MondayHotDog posted:

But I did a good job. A gooooood jobbbbb.

I am in your power, boss me around.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Cookie Kwan posted:

I am in your power, boss me around.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


The kid with the backpack said "radical". I say "radical!" That's my thing that I say! I feel like I'm going to explode here! :tizzy:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

But I did a good job. A gooooood jobbbbb.

That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give...

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Do over Ham posted:

That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give...

Aww, but I was giving it my whole rear end.:saddowns:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Aww, but I was giving it my whole rear end.:saddowns:

I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Cookie Kwan posted:

I am in your power, boss me around.

Grade me...look at me...evaluate and rank me. I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart! :eng99:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Grade me...look at me...evaluate and rank me. I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart! :eng99:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most...

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most...

That's a bran muffin!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

That's a bran muffin!

There's a bug on that.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

jscolon2.0 posted:

Grade me...look at me...evaluate and rank me. I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart! :eng99:

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Everything Counts posted:

There's a bug on that.

The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big! :supaburn:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Cookie.... your PNG is hurting me.... :gonk:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

Cookie.... your PNG is hurting me.... :gonk:
A sharper source of any help to you?

I'm seein' double here! Four screenshots!

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Hogburto posted:

A sharper source of any help to you?

I'm seein' double here! Four screenshots!

The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat.

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