The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Shut up, Judge!

I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Ainsley McTree, it's Chinatown.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 01:14

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:35

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Ainsley McTree, it's Chinatown.

What? Uh, um, yeah, uh, I just, I just wanted to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 01:25

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Ainsley McTree, it's Chinatown.

Mmm, free goo.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 01:33

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What? Uh, um, yeah, uh, I just, I just wanted to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench.

Heh heh, "chicks on the bench. :blush:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 01:58

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What? Uh, um, yeah, uh, I just, I just wanted to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench.

The Catholic Church. We've made a few.... changes.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 02:43

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

The Catholic Church. We've made a few.... changes.

What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

# ? Oct 23, 2013 02:54

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

What the hell are you talking about?

# ? Oct 23, 2013 02:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ainsley McTree posted:

What the hell are you talking about?

What everybody came to this thread for.... HARDCORE NUDITY!

# ? Oct 23, 2013 02:58

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Everything Counts posted:

The Catholic Church. We've made a few.... changes.

Local goon Everything Counts, shown here twirling a gun while smoking a cigar, has given us this screencap. It's a Close Encounter... of the Blurred Kind :smug:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 02:59

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

What everybody came to this thread for.... HARDCORE NUDITY!

The Simpsons Quote Thread turned into a hardcore sex thread so gradually, I didn't even notice!

# ? Oct 23, 2013 03:00

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

What everybody came to this thread for.... HARDCORE NUDITY!

I saw CharlieFoxtrot's butt, I paid.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 03:00

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

Buy him out, boys! :black101:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 03:01

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Everything Counts posted:

The Catholic Church. We've made a few.... changes.

This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts!

# ? Oct 23, 2013 03:01

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Everything Counts posted:

The Catholic Church. We've made a few.... changes.

Er... keep an eye on it.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 03:08

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Local goon Everything Counts, shown here twirling a gun while smoking a cigar, has given us this screencap. It's a Close Encounter... of the Blurred Kind

What a crappy screencap! :cry:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 03:09

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

jscolon2.0 posted:

This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts!

I'm not a girl, I'm a boy! Are you blind?

# ? Oct 23, 2013 03:13

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Ainsley McTree posted:

I'm not a girl, I'm a boy! Are you blind?

Yeah! Without it, I can go even blinder! :2bong:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 03:27

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Local goon Everything Counts, shown here twirling a gun while smoking a cigar, has given us this screencap. It's a Close Encounter... of the Blurred Kind

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What a crappy screencap!

jscolon2.0 posted:

This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts!

Uhhhhh.... it's my first day.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 03:45

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

Jerusalem posted:

What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

It's a ring toss game. :downs:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 04:14

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Nouvelle Vague posted:

It's a ring toss game.

I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out!

# ? Oct 23, 2013 04:41

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Everything Counts posted:

Uhhhhh.... it's my first day.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 04:50

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

jscolon2.0 posted:

This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts!

My retinas have detached again! :gonk:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 04:52

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out!

Going bowling. Not back, avenge death.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 04:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hogburto posted:

Going bowling. Not back, avenge death.

AVENGE ME, GOONS!

Ave_ng_{_e}_{_{_my}}_{_{_{_ban}}}_{_{_{_{_zzzzzzzzzzz}}}}

# ? Oct 23, 2013 05:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

Going bowling. Not back, avenge death.

I'm sick of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!

# ? Oct 23, 2013 05:30

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

AVENGE ME, GOONS!

Ave_ng_{_e}_{_{_my}}_{_{_{_ban}}}_{_{_{_{_zzzzzzzzzzz}}}}

Zeppelin ruuu_{uuu_{uuu_{uuu_uuules!}}}

# ? Oct 23, 2013 05:42

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Zeppelin ruuu_{uuu_{uuu_{uuu_uuules!}}}

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 05:44

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Bjay9 posted:

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

But sir, that's not-

# ? Oct 23, 2013 05:59

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Cookie Kwan posted:

But sir, that's not-

Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores!

# ? Oct 23, 2013 06:26

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

mrfart posted:

Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores!

It's a quote thread, not a bleedin' splish splash show!

# ? Oct 23, 2013 12:32

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Zeppelin ruuu_{uuu_{uuu_{uuu_uuules!}}}

Hey there, Blimpy Boy. Up in the sky, so fancy free.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 12:47

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Root Bear posted:

My retinas have detached again!

I had that dream again! :ohdear:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 13:40

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I had that dream again!

Have you been up all night eating cheese?

# ? Oct 23, 2013 14:13

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I had that dream again!

Lobo... Lobo... Bring back Sheriff Lobo... Lobo... Lobo!

# ? Oct 23, 2013 16:58

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I had that dream again!

I think I hate Ted Koppel!

# ? Oct 23, 2013 17:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I had that dream again!

Relax, goon, you were just having a crazy nightmare. You're back on the forums now where there's nothing to be afraid of.

Except that fog that turns people inside-out.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 18:36

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Relax, goon, you were just having a crazy nightmare. You're back on the forums now where there's nothing to be afraid of.

We know you don't have any more money left, but that doesn't matter. Just take whatever you need from our boutiques until you can get back on your feet.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 18:46

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We know you don't have any more money left, but that doesn't matter. Just take whatever you need from our boutiques until you can get back on your feet.

Drink-Mix Man, can I anoint the sores on his feet?

# ? Oct 23, 2013 19:41

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

mrfart posted:

Drink-Mix Man, can I anoint the sores on his feet?

with the passing and the dribbling and my shoes made of the FLUBBER! And away I go, excitening!

Ow, that was painful! Oh the Flubber is burning my feet!

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

mrfart posted:

Drink-Mix Man, can I anoint the sores on his feet?

I get to clothe the leper! :haw:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 20:05

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