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IMJack posted:I get to clothe the leper!
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Hogburto posted:We just move 1 space at a time. It's less fun that way. It's not fair. My brother Hogburto has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too.
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Oct 23, 2013 20:45
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Hogburto posted:We just move 1 space at a time. It's less fun that way. Hey, goons! Nachos, BJay9 style, that's cucumbers with cottage cheese!
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Oct 23, 2013 20:45
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Ainsley McTree posted:It's not fair. My brother Hogburto has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too. Oh, don't you see? You do have a sin to confess - the sin of envy.
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Oct 23, 2013 20:53
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Ainsley McTree posted:It's not fair. My brother Hogburto has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too.
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Oct 23, 2013 20:55
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Hogburto posted:Oh lord, please give me the strength to endure Ainsley McTree's friendship. Now Hogburto, you're going to have to make a very difficult choice. You're only allowed to take one poster with you...
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Oct 23, 2013 21:09
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I love these lazy Saturdays.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:09
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Women's Rights? posted:Now Hogburto, you're going to have to make a very difficult choice. You're only allowed to take one poster with you... Roark.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:18
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Hogburto posted:Oh lord, please give me the strength to endure Ainsley McTree's friendship. Good morning, fellow goon. You'll notice that I am now a model poster. We should continue this thread later during the designated break period. Sincerely, Moneypenny Dreadful.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:18
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Women's Rights? posted:Now Hogburto, you're going to have to make a very difficult choice. You're only allowed to take one poster with you... Goodbye, Hogburto. Remember me as I am... filled with murderous rage.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:21
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Good morning, fellow goon. You'll notice that I am now a model poster. Dear Moneypenny Dreadful, as I write this, I am very sad. Our mod has been overthrown and replaced by the benevolent general LOCUST FART HELL. All hail LOCUST FART HELL and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Goon.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:26
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Striking Yak posted:Roark. Everything's coming up Roark! 
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Oct 23, 2013 21:27
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MondayHotDog posted:I love these lazy Saturdays. It's Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Good morning, fellow goon. You'll notice that I am now a model poster. Can you believe that girl? She's in her office making a pathetic attempt to look professional.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:31
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Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:35
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Ainsley McTree posted:Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity. Hey Ainsley, this fake driver's license is pretty good. If you tell me where you got it, I'll overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits 
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Oct 23, 2013 21:47
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Ainsley McTree posted:Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity. Alright, you two scofflaws are violating curfew. I'm taking you downtown! Oh, sorry to disturb you, Dr. Hogburto.
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MondayHotDog posted:I love these lazy Saturdays.
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IMJack posted:Goodbye, Hogburto. Remember me as I am... Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing IMJack. Cheerio.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing IMJack. Cheerio. I quoted it. When you let your guard down for that split second. And I'd do it again. Good day!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing IMJack. Cheerio. 
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Uh, oh, excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find the Fart Hell-O's?
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Uh, oh, excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find the Fart Hell-O's? Delicious, but forbidden!
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Oct 24, 2013 03:16
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Writer Cath posted:Delicious, but forbidden! Mmm, sacrilicious.
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Oct 24, 2013 03:29
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Writer Cath posted:Delicious, but forbidden! Tut, tut, gentle Cath, forbearance is the watchword. That triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve.
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Oct 24, 2013 03:34
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ShaqDiesel posted:Tut, tut, gentle Cath, forbearance is the watchword. That triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve. Just get rid of the sugar.
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Oct 24, 2013 03:37
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Everything Counts posted:Mmm, sacrilicious. Filthy! But genuinely arousing.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Uh, oh, excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find the Fart Hell-O's? Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.
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Cookie Kwan posted:Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes. That's Something Awful for you. One day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some goon working in a box factory.
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Ainsley McTree posted:That's Something Awful for you. One day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some goon working in a box factory. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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Oct 24, 2013 04:34
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Ainsley McTree posted:That's Something Awful for you. One day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some goon working in a box factory. I heard that. 
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Everything Counts posted:My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Everything Counts.
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Cookie Kwan posted:At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Everything Counts. This the moment we feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad; many of you requested to be transfered to another quoting thread. But now-
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Cookie Kwan posted:At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Everything Counts. The Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog Store!? 
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Cookie Kwan posted:At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Everything Counts. I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand.
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Everything Counts posted:I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand. Honey, you should listen to your heart. And not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one gray December morn.
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The Dark One posted:This the moment we feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad; many of you requested to be transfered to another quoting thread. But now- I love that quote. Reminds me of elephants.
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jscolon2.0 posted:I love that quote. Reminds me of elephants. I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline!
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jscolon2.0 posted:I love that quote. Reminds me of elephants.  In the interests of fairness: 
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Jerusalem posted:
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. Uhhh... there's been some talk about you and The Dark One constantly holding hands....
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