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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:Lemme just make it clear. Ahem. Diog posted:As you turn to walk away, you pause and look back to Azzazel. "How can I find you again?" Draw your own conclusions! (I still have no idea what to do but I'm sure we'll drive Azzazel sick with laughter if we do this.)
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:15 |
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Obviously the cactus the goat is chewing on will have tremendous benefits. Drink all the cactus juice, and pat Snarls while he slowly dies. It's pretty handy being able to hang onto your next meal!
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:16 |
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B: Talk to it. "Hi goat." Probably A after that though. Azz has sent us the goat for a reason. I don't think he's playing a joke on us, he seemed legitimately interested in helping; I think he's tossing us a bone. I want to proceed carefully though, as the bone he's tossing us might not be the edible kind we think it is, and he might be shocked and angered to find that we assumed his precious goat was for eating, instead of the obvious alternative.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:17 |
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... ... Changing my vote to making the goat very happy. ... drat it.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:18 |
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Theglavwen posted:B: Talk to it. "Hi goat." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP4w8ePtbPA
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:20 |
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Theglavwen posted:B: Talk to it. "Hi goat." He's tossed us a bone, we need to do a bit of bone tossing in return. B. Lets milk that goat.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:23 |
Guys. Let's not molest the goat please. Pretty please?
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:25 |
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This is what we've come to. Voting to make the goat very happy. B "Milk" the goat.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:25 |
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This was a bad idea, but just kill the goat and be done.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:26 |
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Task Manager posted:... Milk the goat.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:27 |
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B Talk to the goat. Make a fool out of yourself.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:27 |
Don't jerk off the goat without its consent. At least talk to the goat first. Question for the goat Hello, how are you?
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:28 |
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SerSpook posted:Guys. Let's not molest the goat please. Pretty please? If Diogines didn't want to write about goat handjobs in loving detail, he shouldn't have let Snarls get sick
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:32 |
Lanky Coconut Tree posted:If Diogines didn't want to write about goat handjobs in loving detail, he shouldn't have let Snarls get sick This is true. Diogines, this is your ultimatum. Allow Snarls to live, or write this update.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:33 |
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On final thought for the night: Azzazzel has appeared before us in disguise before. You could be voting to jerk him off in goat form.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:33 |
The goat could also bite us or flee before we could grab its junk.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:35 |
HiHo ChiRho posted:On final thought for the night: Azzazzel has appeared before us in disguise before. This is also true. Please don't give the goat a handjob. I'm sure Diogines can be reasoned with regarding our entirely understandable demands regarding Snarls.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:36 |
Question for Diog Have we ever actually milked an animal before? Question for Goat Do you have a name? Can you help me? Question for Goons If the goat does not have a name what should we name it?
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:39 |
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Pretty sure this is Azzazel telling us "you blew it kid!"
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:40 |
Name the goat "Goatse".
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:40 |
RandomPauI posted:Question for Diog RandomPauI posted:Question for Goat
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:42 |
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Listen to the story of how the brave Enkidel beat off a goat in the desert.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:42 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:On final thought for the night: Azzazzel has appeared before us in disguise before. Well, then, that would solve the whole favor thing...
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:42 |
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RandomPauI posted:Have we ever actually milked an animal before? I hope not.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:44 |
While you think at the goat for a moment and then consider "milking" the male goat, you ultimately decide to talk to it. "Hello um... goat?" The goat turns and looks at it, you munches on bits of cactus in it's mouth. "Goat do you um..." The goat interrupts you. "There are two words-" says the goat with Azzazel's voice between chews "I would like to hear from you Creature and you will have my aid on the terms offered before." Chew chew chew munch munch as the goat walks towards you "Though I suppose it does not need to be two, as long the content conveys the same meaning." And to that you say or do... what? Snarls lay where you left him in the dirt beside you, sleeping and ill. Last update for the night. Next one tomorrow at some point.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:49 |
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I'm going to say with go with..."I'm Sorry." I think we kinda hurt his feelings earlier. Kinda sad The Great Milk Debate got cut short, that was great.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:53 |
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*Whew* Hmmmm...."Pretty please"? "Thank you"? "I'm sorry"? I'll go with Pretty please.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:54 |
I will suggest we say this: Azzazel, of the desolate places, I apologize for refusing your kindly offer earlier. I wished to complete the task as much on my own as I could, and I admit that I did not know how much I could trust you. While glad to call you friend, you are something that I do not truly understand. Yet looking back on it, it seems clear you have never been false towards me. You gave Snarls food and water as I trekked to the monument of Zepa's. You gave us drink when we fled a true monster. You know Ishamal, a man that has saved my life, and appear kindly disposed towards him. You I am proud to call friend and my mistrust of you was wrongly placed. Thank you for what you have done for me, and for Snarls. I agree to fulfill a favor for you in the future, according to terms laid out before, if you are so willing to do so now.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 03:59 |
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Going to go with "I'm sorry" and "Pretty please".
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:00 |
Edit: What SerSpook said
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:01 |
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That vote was rigged. SerSpook posted:I will suggest we say this: This sound good. Lets do this.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:02 |
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SerSpook posted:I will suggest we say this: This is way more than two words Going with I'm sorry.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:03 |
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Raserys posted:This is way more than two words "I'm sorry" is 3 words.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:04 |
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I'm sorry Angela Christine posted:"I'm sorry" is 3 words.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:05 |
This is the sort of conversation you're missing out on:IRC posted:[19:40] <randompauI> Unofficial mini-vote, what should we name the goat that half of SA wants to molest?
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:05 |
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Going with Serspook, and adding "but we're not going to beat off your goat." ^ we just missed a rare oppertunity.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:07 |
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Voting for "I'm sorry.", and we better mean it, dammit.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:08 |
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I'm sorry
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:10 |
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Yer a "Cool dude."
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 04:11 |
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Why settle for one pair of words? I'm sorry, you're cool, pretty please, my friend
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