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Ainsley McTree posted:Honey, you should listen to your heart. And not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one gray December morn. 
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Oct 24, 2013 07:04
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Oct 24, 2013 07:20
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Jerusalem posted:Uhhh... there's been some talk about you and The Dark One constantly holding hands.... What we need is a symbol that says: "We're gay and Republican! 
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Oct 24, 2013 07:22
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Cookie Kwan posted:What a crappy screencap. I gotta go, my dumb wiener kids are listening.
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Oct 24, 2013 07:28
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Ainsley McTree posted:I gotta go, my dumb wiener kids are listening. Well, hot dog! We have a wiener.
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Oct 24, 2013 07:33
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Ainsley McTree posted:I gotta go, my dumb wiener kids are listening. We are not weiners! 
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Oct 24, 2013 07:36
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Cookie Kwan posted:We are not weiners! Then why are you dressed like wieners?
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Oct 24, 2013 07:47
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Skeesix posted:Then why are you dressed like wieners? They made us.
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Oct 24, 2013 07:48
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Cookie Kwan posted:They made us. Is that too spicy for you?
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Oct 24, 2013 08:45
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Jerusalem posted:Uhhh... there's been some talk about you and The Dark One constantly holding hands.... I'm tired of these constant jokes about my giant hand. The first such joke occurred in the original Simpson Quote thread...
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Oct 24, 2013 08:53
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Luigi Thirty posted:Is that too spicy for you? I can see through time! 
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Oct 24, 2013 09:00
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Striking Yak posted:I can see through time! Have you been up all night eating cheese?
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Oct 24, 2013 09:19
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Cookie Kwan posted:Have you been up all night eating cheese? It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.
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Oct 24, 2013 09:34
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Striking Yak posted:It passed the first test: I didn't go blind. Leaving her primed for the hosing of a lifetime!
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Oct 24, 2013 13:46
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AKA Driver posted:Well, hot dog! We have a wiener. My ears are burning. No, really. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip.
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Oct 24, 2013 14:10
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Cookie Kwan posted:What a crappy screencap. 
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Oct 24, 2013 14:36
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The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.
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Oct 24, 2013 14:38
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MondayHotDog posted:The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena. Dad, the mailman's here.
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Oct 24, 2013 14:51
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mrfart posted:Dad, the mailman's here. 
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Oct 24, 2013 17:34
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Oct 24, 2013 17:41
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GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!!!
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Oct 24, 2013 17:46
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Cookie Kwan posted:We are not weiners! E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant. 
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Oct 24, 2013 18:25
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 This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!
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Oct 24, 2013 18:29
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DrBouvenstein posted:GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!!! WEEE...LOOOVVEE...YYOOOUUU
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Oct 24, 2013 18:36
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
Um, Drink-Mix Man, 10% of $100 million isn't $10,000... it's...  CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!
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Oct 24, 2013 18:40
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Bjay9 posted:Um, Drink-Mix Man, 10% of $100 million isn't $10,000... it's... I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.
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Oct 24, 2013 18:46
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Ainsley McTree posted:I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. Here are two free passes.
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Oct 24, 2013 18:50
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IMJack posted:Here are two free passes. My children need wine!
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Oct 24, 2013 19:14
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Ainsley McTree posted:I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. Hmm. Poison... Poison... Tasty fish!
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Oct 24, 2013 19:17
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Writer Cath posted:My children need wine! Who are you to resist it?
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Oct 24, 2013 19:23
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Parsley posted:Hmm. Poison... Knife goes in, guts come out.
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Oct 24, 2013 19:33
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oldskool posted:Knife goes in, guts come out. What a brave corporate logo!
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Oct 24, 2013 20:08
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Luigi Thirty posted:What a brave corporate logo! Duffman can't breathe! Oh no!
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Oct 24, 2013 20:32
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Luigi Thirty posted:What a brave corporate logo! To stop those monsters, one-two-three, Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free, It's got Paul Anka's guarantee ... (Guarantee void in Tennessee) Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look!
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:To stop those monsters, one-two-three, I made a pigeon-rat.
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Oct 24, 2013 21:18
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Luigi Thirty posted:I made a pigeon-rat. It's a ring-toss game. 
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Oct 24, 2013 21:23
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Ainsley McTree posted:I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. No, sir! Don’t take the steam tray!
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Oct 24, 2013 21:36
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MondayHotDog posted:No, sir! Don’t take the steam tray! And then... we went fishing!
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Skeesix posted:And then... we went fishing! Well I have some Tic-Tacs in my purse...
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