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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

(What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.)

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

That's it. I'm outta here.

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

Well I'll be.

I'll field that one!

A lifetime of work in a nuclear power plant has left me with a healthy green glow! And left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner :(

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Skeesix posted:

I'll field that one!

A lifetime of work in a nuclear power plant has left me with a healthy green glow! And left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner :(

A round of applause for this inanimate carbon rod!

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Skeesix posted:

I'll field that one!

A lifetime of work in a nuclear power plant has left me with a healthy green glow! And left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner :(

Ladies and gentlemen, whatever dignity remained in boxing is literally flying out the window.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Luigi Thirty posted:

A round of applause for this inanimate carbon rod!

Oh no, not yet! You still owe me 10 Iroquoi twists!

10 Hi-yi-ya!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Skeesix posted:

Oh no, not yet! You still owe me 10 Iroquoi twists!

10 Hi-yi-ya!

Hihowareya hihowareya hihowareya hihowareya

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Hihowareya hihowareya hihowareya hihowareya

Weren't there THREE Indians last year?

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

AKA Driver posted:

Weren't there THREE Indians last year?

That's crazy talk!







No, really, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him. :(

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

That's crazy talk!







No, really, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him. :(

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Marge! We need some more Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry Ice Cream!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

More testicles means more iron.

Frink
Jun 17, 2005

Luigi Thirty posted:

More testicles means more iron.

But I always drink plenty of... Malk?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Hogburto posted:

Marge! We need some more Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry Ice Cream!

Ick, lemon. Ugh, cherry. Ooh, custard! Mmmm...Purple...

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Striking Yak posted:

Ick, lemon. Ugh, cherry. Ooh, custard! Mmmm...Purple...

This one has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Skeesix posted:

Oh no, not yet! You still owe me 10 Iroquoi twists!

10 Hi-yi-ya!

I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



MondayHotDog posted:

This one has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.

Fruit is nature's candy! :)

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Fruit is nature's candy! :)

You chose fruit, you live with fruit.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

MondayHotDog posted:

You chose fruit, you live with fruit.

Baby....baby....

:smith: aww. Lemon.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Roark posted:

I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!

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Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

oldskool posted:

Baby....baby....

:smith: aww. Lemon.

If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
If purple ye see, no baby thar be!
If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Fruit is nature's candy! :)

Iron helps us quote!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

Iron helps us quote!

Hello Joe!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Roark posted:

I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!

Oh right. I can't walk.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

jscolon2.0 posted:

Oh right. I can't walk.


Eh, I guess I'll walk home.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Bjay9 posted:


Eh, I guess I'll walk home.

Marge? Your husband was found DOA. Oh wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

oldskool posted:

Baby....baby....

:smith: aww. Lemon.

Uh, I mean, woo-hoo! Three liberty bells! That'll be ten thousand dollars, oldskool!

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Bjay9 posted:


Eh, I guess I'll walk home.

DIET
:byodood:
DIET
:supaburn:

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Marge? Your husband was found DOA. Oh wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.

My name's Roark. You said my moderator had a DWI?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
I once tried to kill the thread's greatest quoter. But there are laws against suicide. :smuggo:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Roark posted:

My name's Roark. You said my moderator had a DWI?

Uh. Why don't you talk to that poster over there? I'm going to lunch.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

Uh. Why don't you talk to that poster over there? I'm going to lunch.

What, what? This better be about pizza.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

I once tried to kill the thread's greatest quoter. But there are laws against suicide. :smuggo:

That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote. :lol: All right, now you tell one.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Luigi Thirty posted:

Uh. Why don't you talk to that poster over there? I'm going to lunch.

Do you think anything you don't quote?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

What, what? This better be about pizza.

There must be some mistake. We make cookies here. Mr. IMJack's old-time, extra-chewy...

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Do you think anything you don't quote?


Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?

I've got to think of a lie fast!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?

I've got to think of a lie fast!

To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Ainsley McTree posted:

Do you think anything you don't quote?

How long was that?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Writer Cath posted:

How long was that?

Old gray mod just ain't what she used to be,

aint what she used to be.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
You know, Deviant, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met.

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BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

MondayHotDog posted:

To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse.

"And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?" :confused:

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