The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Hogburto posted:

You know, Deviant, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met.

It's wonderful, Hogburto. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a register date based on the order in which I joined.

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StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Deviant posted:

It's wonderful, Hogburto. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a register date based on the order in which I joined.

Patience, oldskool....climb the ladder.

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Deviant posted:

It's wonderful, Hogburto. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a register date based on the order in which I joined.

Naught naught naught, naught naught, naught naught 2.

drat Lowtax.

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

"And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"

Yeah. Think about it.

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Deviant posted:

It's wonderful, Hogburto. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a register date based on the order in which I joined.

I now call to order the first meeting of the ancient, mystic society of... No Deviants.

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

Yeah. Think about it.

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

IMJack posted:

I now call to order the first meeting of the ancient, mystic society of... No Deviants.

Now look sad and say 'Doh'.

...Doh.

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Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Deviant posted:

Now look sad and say 'Doh'.

...Doh.

Good evening, sir. Would you please log out, without a fuss, right now?

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

Now look sad and say 'Doh'.

This dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Ainsley McTree posted:

Good evening, sir. Would you please log out, without a fuss, right now?

Just once I'd like someone to call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene."

# ? Oct 25, 2013 21:56

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.

This pea soup is as weak as the acting. And nowhere near as hammy.

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Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

This pea soup is as weak as the acting. And nowhere near as hammy.

A little mincing would be nice.

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

This pea soup is as weak as the acting. And nowhere near as hammy.

Hey, pal. That's my headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it!

# ? Oct 25, 2013 22:38

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

IMJack posted:

Hey, pal. That's my headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it!

No! You can't have that one, that's a coconut cake!

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Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

IMJack posted:

Hey, pal. That's my headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it!

You're all talk, Jack! You never even finished Jedi school! :mad:

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?

The new mod sent me home to think about what I did, but I forgot what it was, so now I'm just sitting here mostly just incorectly quoting the Simpsons.

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Deviant posted:

Now look sad and say 'Doh'.

...Doh.

That's what they all say. They all say :doh:

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Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Mister Kingdom posted:

That's what they all say. They all say

Bake him away, toys.

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

The new mod sent me home to think about what I did, but I forgot what it was, so now I'm just sitting here mostly just incorectly quoting the Simpsons.

The thread called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

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