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Spangly A posted:When the season is over it'd be cool to award "worst striker ever who is still better than Jozy". Shola. At least he could score in derby matches
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On that showing I'm not sure the Geordie Nation would qualify from CONCACAF if it was an actual nation with flags and laws and everything. I definitely tip Big Joze to score in the return fixture.
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Oct 27, 2013 21:34
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Do you tip him to score in any other matches after spending £8m on him?
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thanks for this, was getting a bit confused with the numbers
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vaginal culture posted:Any Gifs of the Jozy assist for us west coast sleep havers? 
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Oct 27, 2013 22:05
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Oct 27, 2013 22:06
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I'm disappointed that my prediction of zero goals, zero assists has been foiled
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Oct 27, 2013 22:09
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I think he got in the way of the ball on accident
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Hmm Ive studied the movement of the ball, and it looks to me like the deftness of Jozy's touch and the spin he puts on was instrumental in allowing Borini to set up such a sharp outswinging finish. Also it was lovely to see the team celebrate like they did against their big club derby rivals. Twice I saw Jozy get in amongst the Mackem faithful, it was amazing.
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Pissflaps posted:Why was it amazing? Because I love Jozy and really want to see my favourite club in the North East doing well. Ofc Id prefer it if he was scoring the goals, but a quality assist and MOTM performance is awesome all the same.
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Oct 27, 2013 22:34
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I knew there was something weird about gifman
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I'll definitely be tipping Jozy next time I'm up north. As an American I assume his pay is performance related so he must barely be getting by, poor lad. Just enough for a plane ticket to get the gently caress out of our league, mind.
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Spangly A posted:When the season is over it'd be cool to award "worst striker ever who is still better than Jozy". Clint Dempsey
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Scott Bakula posted:gently caress Jozy and gently caress borini and gently caress sunderland imo All very childish this imo
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Oct 28, 2013 00:38
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Lol they win one match and suddenly all the mackems are back posting.
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Oct 28, 2013 00:54
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Would you rather Jozy had scored and brought USMNT fans into the fold as well?
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Pissflaps posted:Lol they win one match and suddenly all the mackems are back posting. well, not all of them *shuts door on brap memorial*
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80085 posted:Clint Dempsey Hey now, Dempsey scored tonight!
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Spangly A posted:When the season is over it'd be cool to award "worst striker ever who is still better than Jozy". Ali Dia played striker.
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El Jebus posted:Hey now, Dempsey scored tonight! Let me check http://hasclintdempseyscoredyet.com/ Hot drat you're right.
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Oct 28, 2013 06:37
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Oct 28, 2013 12:29
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This man is paid to play professional football in the Premier League.
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Oct 28, 2013 12:56
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That is a proper poor touch. The ball's hardly moving at pace, he watches it all the way, then puts it miles out of his own reach.
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Oct 28, 2013 15:57
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NinjaSteve posted:That is a proper poor touch. The ball's hardly moving at pace, he watches it all the way, then puts it miles out of his own reach.
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St Evan Echoes posted:and as a Carlton Cole Connoisseur, you (and I) would know! I will never forget Carlton's purple patch under Zola. There's a good footballer buried somewhere under the complete and utter inability to win a header.
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NinjaSteve posted:I will never forget Carlton's purple patch under Zola. There's a good footballer buried somewhere under the complete and utter inability to win a header. That Man U game where he made Vidic his bitch and kept shooting from 30 yards was just bizarre and I don't understand how someone can be so totally useless with so much ability
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Oct 28, 2013 20:10
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Jozy couldn't even score against Newcastle lol
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Oct 28, 2013 20:17
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The only chance he had was if he somehow found himself playing against Sunderland.
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Oct 28, 2013 20:19
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Scott Bakula posted:Jozy couldn't even score against Newcastle lol But he had a smashing assist, pure class
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Oct 28, 2013 20:33
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Its not the same since it was pure luck
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Oct 28, 2013 20:35
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Scott Bakula posted:Its not the same since it was pure luck It's like the fine line between technology and magic. Who can really tell the difference?
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Oct 28, 2013 21:37
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If Jozy was a competent footballer then Sunderland wouldn't have won. Really makes you think.
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Spangly A posted:That Man U game where he made Vidic his bitch and kept shooting from 30 yards was just bizarre and I don't understand how someone can be so totally useless with so much ability I was thinking about this in relation to Torres and I guess it surprises me how much mentality comes into it, as if the thing that sets out professionals from others so massively is mentality and mindset, perhaps more than ability or physical aspects at the very top. This sounds pretty silly to say by virtue of perhaps being a bit simplistic/obvious but I hope someone gets what I'm trying to say.
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Paolo di Canio posted:Jozy is a pudding the ball in the a goal quote circa August 2013
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