The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

ShaqDiesel posted:

They don't call me 'Colonel Homer' because I'm some dumbass Army guy.

They don't call me SomethingAwful Fats because I'm morbidly obese!

# ? Oct 29, 2013 17:02

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 11:33

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Hyper-obesity: If you weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled!

# ? Oct 29, 2013 17:10

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Thank you for your pity.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 17:51

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Roark posted:

Listen, Senor FART HELLBERGO, I want you to do for me what LOCUST FART HELL did for Oskar Schindler!

Schindler es bueno, Se�or HELL es el diablo.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:02

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hyper-obesity: If you weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled!

Uhm...Foxtrot...your flab is on the towel rack.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:12

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Schindler es bueno, Se�or HELL es el diablo.

Wha!? Who told you...!

# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:19

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Schindler es bueno, Se�or HELL es el diablo.

Se�or HELL no es macho,
Es solamente un borracho...

# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:30

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Se�or HELL no es macho,
Es solamente un borracho...

�Ay, una candelabra precariosa!

# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:56

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Frink posted:

�Ay, una candelabra precariosa!

You are now carrying my child.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 19:03

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Schindler es bueno, Se�or HELL es el diablo.

Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, drat it!

# ? Oct 29, 2013 20:56

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Frink posted:

�Ay, una candelabra precariosa!

Ay Yi Yi! Naranjas en la cabeza!

# ? Oct 29, 2013 21:37

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Schindler es bueno, Se�or HELL es el diablo.

HELL
Con el coraz�n de perro
�Se�or HELL! �El diablo con dinero!

# ? Oct 29, 2013 22:07

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

HELL
Con el coraz�n de perro
�Se�or HELL! �El diablo con dinero!

Yeah! OK, OK, I believe you're innocent. Gee, I hope all our quotes are this much fun!

# ? Oct 29, 2013 22:13

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Yeah! OK, OK, I believe you're innocent. Gee, I hope all our quotes are this much fun!

# ? Oct 30, 2013 00:17

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Women's Rights? posted:

*cocks gun* This is your last warning about that.

# ? Oct 30, 2013 00:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Jerusalem from his neon claws!

Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me :shobon:

# ? Oct 30, 2013 00:32

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me

# ? Oct 30, 2013 01:29

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Senior Woodchuck posted:

*cocks gun* This is your last warning about that.

Clancy, use the remote.

# ? Oct 30, 2013 03:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me

It's full of what?!

# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:16

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

It's full of what?!

Uh... Jesus?

# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

It's full of what?!

Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem.

# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem.

You wish!

# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:55

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

It's full of what?!

...of a family of love. Tra la la la.

# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:56

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem.

Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort!

# ? Oct 30, 2013 05:13

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort!

Oh, gee, I'd really love to wanna help you, Everything Counts but...Moneypenny was...taken prisoner in the....Goldmine Land, and...

# ? Oct 30, 2013 05:18

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CatchrNdRy posted:

Oh, gee, I'd really love to wanna help you, Everything Counts but...Moneypenny was...taken prisoner in the....Goldmine Land, and...

I don't want you stalking anyone tonight. :colbert:

# ? Oct 30, 2013 05:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time, BloodDesk?

# ? Oct 30, 2013 06:03

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort!

Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?

# ? Oct 30, 2013 06:56

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?

All right come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.

# ? Oct 30, 2013 07:49

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?

Just send'm the Vocabulary Builder

# ? Oct 30, 2013 08:05

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me

CatchrNdRy posted:

Aw, the zoning disk is warped!

# ? Oct 30, 2013 08:19

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Everything Counts posted:

Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort!

I'm a torso!

# ? Oct 30, 2013 08:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?

A bloody end for Drink-Mix Man... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.

# ? Oct 30, 2013 09:08

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?

Tabbouleh and rezmi-kabob. :jihad:

# ? Oct 30, 2013 09:44

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?

So, he has the fire in his belly! But it will take more than belly-fire to be the next Jerusalemikov!

# ? Oct 30, 2013 10:28

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

IMJack posted:

A bloody end for Drink-Mix Man... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.

Wow, this is a ... this is a black day for baseball.

# ? Oct 30, 2013 10:30