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Vertigo One
Mar 29, 2010
Well that pool cue is moving uncomfortably fast

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Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Everyone knows you use the fat end of the cue :colbert:

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
I feel like this philosophical discussion should not be done while consuming weed.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
"That escalated quickly" is just perfect.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Thought that was blood at the end of the cue on panel 5 :stonk:. Also "that escalated quickly" oh LB, are you quoting us or what now?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Man, Hello Kitty is a pain in the rear end. Tails, sever.

And yep, that did escalate quickly. Next page we're gonna have fire extinguishers being used for...stuff, at this pace. :ohdear:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's just something I feel in my chest.



Ffffffuck why is that so funny.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t
Calling it: Jessie accidentally dies because of this, poo poo hits the fan as they are caught hiding the body, the Guardians are destroyed by the resulting schism. Doug goes full Ronald McDonald.

Or the uncomfortable sex scene will continue in the background as Tails works out his feelings of responsibility. Could go either way, really. But if by the end Kermit the Frog suddenly leaps out and screams "THE ARISTOCRATS!" at least we will know we've been hosed around with this past year or so.

(and yeah, guys, come the gently caress on. The wholesale murder of caged trolls and general corpse loving? All part of the plan. But you watch a dragon gently caress a bat and everybody loses their minds!)

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
Jessie's gonna get loving impaled.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
The crazy sexcapades occurring in the background are like the bar scene in Das Boot at the beginning. It's a juxtaposition of the base carnal nature and the higher cause something something.

Seriously I think he's doing art.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Escolate

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK
Kirmit.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

Honestly I think like, 3 people complained about the bat boob and the rest has been everyone complaining about complaining. Again.

Whatever negative feelings I had towards this getting explicit are redeemed by the fact that Hello Kitty and Tails are having a philosophical discussion while bemusedly watching Spyro the Dragon gently caress two cartoon women.

That pool cue panel is probably the scariest thing he's ever drawn though honestly.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Also the relationship between irritable, high-maintenance Hello Kitty and overwhelmed doormat Tails is surprisingly nuanced. It's like he's setting up the framework for a long-term soap opera drama between them.

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
Start with pool cue loving, end with philosophy.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

When I saw that it was linked I actually felt a twinge of despair but this is actually a pretty good page

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.
That pool cue is god drat horrifying.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

[hosed up poo poo]

[hard cut]

"Well that escalated quickly :geno:"


Bravo.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Vertigo One posted:

Well that pool cue is moving uncomfortably fast

basically this :stare:

Zenzirouj
Jun 10, 2004

What about you, thread?
You got any tricks?
I hope he remembered to chalk the tip.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

DoctorStrangelove posted:

[hosed up poo poo]

[hard cut]

"Well that escalated quickly :geno:"


Bravo.

My exact reaction. Went from "Oh god no" to laughing hysterically in one sentence.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
back to tails

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?
Thank you Lord for that 'back to tails'

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

I just noticed Hello Kitty just has a blunt floating in front of her face.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice
I won't be impressed unless the pool cue continues through to impale a baby

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
look's like tea
m rockets blast
ing off again ;)

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Panel One of the next page needs to be an ambulance racing down the street, followed by a scene of Tails in the hospital recovering from a massive heart attack.

Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!



Well that's going to be some vaginal trauma.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

I'm still surprised that James from Team Rocket is straight.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



That loving Sned posted:

I'm still surprised that James from Team Rocket is straight.

She said Spyro was better than humans/james so maybe he's just working through some stuff and figure himself out. Man, you don't know what James is about. He doesn't need this.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

That loving Sned posted:

I'm still surprised that James from Team Rocket is straight.

Hey buddy, just because a dude is interested in crossdressing, it doesn't mean he's gay.

El Belmondo
Apr 3, 2011

by XyloJW

That loving Sned posted:

I'm still surprised that James from Team Rocket is straight.

He's always the man.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

El Belmondo posted:

He's always the man.

I don't like doing it, but it woiks!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

That loving Sned posted:

I don't like doing it, but it woiks!

Before I remembered Bugs, I thought you were doing a Meowth thing for a second.

El Belmondo
Apr 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Waffleman_ posted:

Before I remembered Bugs, I thought you were doing a Meowth thing for a second.

To be honest, I read it like that before thinking of Bugs.

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna
new page y'all



hello kitty's gonna kirk off again

Tagichatn
Jun 7, 2009

"I am still an innocent child" he said stoned as gently caress with a joint in his mouth and presumably after watching a dragon gently caress a bat. Also was Jessie just lying there on the pool table waiting for Spyro to get around to her or what?

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
she is just a little drunk hahaa...

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Can love bloom on the battlefield in a cloud of weed with a hosed up orgy in the background?

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Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Tails Learns Love :allears:

This story has everything... I'm loving it.

... But honestly I kinda want to see another character die soon. It's been months since we've seen some blood.

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