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Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Loving flustered Jess.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:13

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:09

Butt Soup Barnes: Nov 25, 2008

Oh my god Jess is hilarious around him.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:14

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

... the two white guys came out.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:16

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

Did you hear about the joke about two black guys and two white guys who went in a police station? The two white guys walked out.

hope and vaseline fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Nov 6, 2013

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:16

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Do you like strippers? Do you also like the deal of a lifetime?

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:21

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Democratic Pirate posted:

That voice is so drat sexy.

Just wait till you hear him sing... :allears:

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:21

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Those kids are watching a movie tomorrow!

Put on pants?

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:22

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

SERPENTINE!

And then Winston just flies down the street instead.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:24

Saint Jimmy: Jul 5, 2006

Wayns is back for a few episodes, right?

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:28

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Jess I failed!

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:28

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Main Stage Fish Tacos

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:30

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Hahaha, holy poo poo.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:31

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

That whole episode was hilarious

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:42

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Need a gif of Taye Diggs splashing "water." :v:

# ? Nov 6, 2013 05:40

Tooter: Nov 12, 2003

PaganGoatPants posted:

Need a gif of Taye Diggs splashing "water."

I was just about to come in to say this. And the stretching! I love that man

# ? Nov 6, 2013 05:45

Schneider Inside Her: Aug 6, 2009; Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

drat Taye Diggs' voice is like molten caramel.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 15:15

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

redweird posted:

drat Taye Diggs' voice is like molten caramel.

PaganGoatPants fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Nov 6, 2013

# ? Nov 6, 2013 17:04

Shadowhand00: Jan 23, 2006; Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.; Toilet Rascal

When the episode finished, I think my girlfriend was legitimately kind of sad that Taye Diggs got punched.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 17:19

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

# ? Nov 6, 2013 19:34

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

mcbexx posted:

Jake Johnson absolutely kills it with his facial expressions.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 20:45

Tooter: Nov 12, 2003

Shadowhand00 posted:

When the episode finished, I think my girlfriend was legitimately kind of sad that Taye Diggs got punched.

How could she not be? Punching Taye Diggs in the face is like cutting off a unicorns' horn.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 00:14

uptown: May 16, 2009

mcbexx posted:

I love this. "What? I'm totally innocent Jess, look at these eyes!"

# ? Nov 7, 2013 03:23

lomzus: Mar 18, 2009

Coach is staying the entire season.

http://tvline.com/2013/11/06/new-girl-coach-season-3-damon-wayans-jr-staying/

# ? Nov 7, 2013 09:44

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

lomzus posted:

Coach is staying the entire season.

http://tvline.com/2013/11/06/new-girl-coach-season-3-damon-wayans-jr-staying/

This is the best news to wake up to!

# ? Nov 7, 2013 13:09

Democratic Pirate: Feb 17, 2010

Winston paid his salary with Bunny Money.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 14:27

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I hope V-Rab stuff shows up randomly throughout the rest of the series.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 15:00

Boywhiz88: Sep 11, 2005; floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Poque posted:

I hope V-Rab stuff shows up randomly throughout the rest of the series.

I just wanna get a V-Rab hat.

Also, I just realized it's Velvet Rabbit as a reference to Velveteen Rabbit. Way to go, writers.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 17:30

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Boywhiz88 posted:

I just wanna get a V-Rab hat.

Also, I just realized it's Velvet Rabbit as a reference to Velveteen Rabbit. Way to go, writers.

Why would they be referencing that?

# ? Nov 7, 2013 17:55

Mexcillent: Dec 6, 2008

Boywhiz88 posted:

I just wanna get a V-Rab hat.

Also, I just realized it's Velvet Rabbit as a reference to Velveteen Rabbit. Way to go, writers.

It's a Spearmint Rhino reference.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 19:01

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

Is that a bagel with wings?

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:05

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

You just ride that hot dog hat all the way to the moon, girl! Oh Crystal, you're not legally allowed to touch me...

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:08

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

You set for the holidays? I am!

P.E.A. Nuts! sounds like something Brad would come up with.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:10

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

What the hell are Nixon jeans! That sounds really cool

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:11

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Boom yah!

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:11

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Nixon jeans? What the hell are nixon jeans?

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:11

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

This is some quality Jess crazy.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:12

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

I love how glass just seems to be Jess' mortal enemy

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:12

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Yeah, you seemed kind of crazy and I just didn't want to deal

He is a wonderful entrepreneur

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:15

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Coach hitting on Cece is NOT going to end well.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:17

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:09

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I'll tip ya right over.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:17

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