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AlbieQuirky posted:I cannot get over this Dozerfleet thing. It's like Nabokov's Pale Fire in real life. Don't exaggerate. This guy is way crazier than the guy in Pale Fire. That guy just wanted to be a crazy, gay, European king; what this guy wants is incomprehensible.
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After Dozerfleet, the rest of Tv Tropes just got a little less weird and terrible by comparison.
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:A lifelong passion for sci-fi with pens. Every once in a while I get a window into a world where I was X% more autistic. It's never a good feeling.
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Goddrat, those sex stats. I'm not sure I could make up a better example of Tropers treating fictional works as windows on real worlds that can only be analyzed and not judged, and it's even more amazing given that the Troper in question is doing it to his own work! How far up your own rear end do you have to be to calculate all this and think "hm, 10% of my female cast gets beheaded at some point -- what a strange natural phenomenon!" instead of "poo poo, I think I might have a beheading fetish?" Then again... Obama and the Ottoman Empire. This guy!
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The Dozerfleet Founder is truly a renaissance man. Not only is he the authors of such classics such as Stationery Voyagers and Ciem: The Human Centipede, but he is also a talented film critic. I am proud to present to you all "So Which Is It?: Is The Dark Knight Pro or Anti-Iraq War?"The Dozerfleet Founder posted:I have read the Wikipedia article on critical reception and philosophy debates around The Dark Knight. I must say, that I find it interesting how both pro-Iraq war and anti-Iraq war sides are equally passionate about spinning the movie's message to suit their agendas. The Joker = Terrorists = Avatars of EVIL! The Dozerfleet Founder posted:When Batman interferes with the Joker's violence, the Joker simply redirects his violence towards those things which he feels keep Batman functional: I too would like to understand the world through the lens of a single Slovakian woman's opinion on people from the Middle East. Also, Bush is totally a misunderstood Batman type figure. The Dozerfleet Founder posted:The deceptive role reversal psyche technique is very effective. Not only does Batman almost fall for it; but almost all American liberals have fallen for it as well. It is one of the oldest tools of deception in Satan's book; and the Joker uses it as flawlessly as Osama bin Laden and MSNBC do. I don't remember Batman waterboarding anyone in Nolan's trilogy and I'm pretty sure that whole trilogy had fascist, pro-Bush undertones in the first place. The Dozerfleet Founder posted:Conclusion No negotiations, no hesitation about how what you might be doing is wrong, black and white morality all the way.
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A Batman who tortures Islamic terrorists? Is Dozerfleet secretly Frank Miller? That's just Holy Terror.
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Dozerfleet: Ciem 2 posted:Another change was the subplot involving Randy and Amelia Kinto, which has since been completely removed. In three years' time, the real-life Andrew Kincare that was the basis for Randy had changed significantly in personality and had moved away, making his character no longer a proper story fit. After his real-life sister Emily had a baby, her in-universe counterpart Amelia Kinto was also removed from having any plot relevance. This is creepy enough on its own, but horrifying when you combine it with that rapestats post. If his characters in the "stories" he's I would not be even remotely surprised if this guy ended up being a serial killer. e: Dozerfleet: Candi Levens posted:Classic Candi was the first to use the Curse of Honeybee Samuel as an excuse for her development of nymphomania. While Comprehensive Candi later took that to the extreme, Cataclysmic Candi did away with the supernatural explanation. She instead is the way she is due to childhood sexual harassment and abuse in the public school system. Even so, Cataclysmic Candi has a much milder problem with her libido than either Classic or Comprehensive Candis. Classic Candi's problems don't truly manifest until after her first time with Denny. From there, she doesn't notice she has a problem until she and Donte being slipping up a bit too regularly. Donte has little self-control in this continuity, though more than his Comprehensive Gerosha counterpart has and less than his Cataclysmic Gerosha counterpart. Classic Candi is extremely clingy, being somewhere in-between Comprehensive and Cataclysmic Candi in terms of how clingy. Dozerfleet: The Haunting Past posted:This song was written in the evening of Friday, September 14th of 2012. It was a lament written by the Dozerfleet founder, who realized that he and Carly had grown irreconcilably apart with the passage of time. This was after he arrived at Rum Runners of Lansing earlier that afternoon, only to discover that Carly, hosting the Luau Party, was an hour late to her own party. Once there, she generally ignored her guests. Her hosting skills left so much to be desired, that the Dozerfleet founder actually founder her demeanor quite rude. That she had suddenly unfriended him without explanation right before the event also made her motives questionable. Considering how much he writes about her, I think Candi is meant to be a stand-in for Carly. Dozerfleet: What's Hot This Year: January 2012 posted:Say farewell to a loser Lottery of Babylon fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Nov 9, 2013 |
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Adrastus posted:I honestly cannot make heads or tails out of that stationary voyager story, even his own explanation is confusing as poo poo: Of course Japan would be part of TVTropes Pleads the Fifth: "It's obvious: Obama wants to rebuild the Ottoman Empire"
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I don't know if you guys found this yet, but Dozerfleet also wrote a detailed trope page for a movie about that old QBasic game with the gorillas.
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:A lifelong passion for sci-fi with pens. That obama quote is just amazing. I can't believe it was written by a person. Well, I've started looking through these terrible fanfics and I've already begun to regret what I've done. Some of them are just so bad I can't stop reading, though.
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I love all the different 'continuities' of The Gerosha Chronicles. They are all pretty much what a real writer would refer to as 'drafts', but since he has such a hard-on for documenting every single thing he's ever done, they all have to exist in their own separate universes. I mean, that really reveals the heart of the TVtropes philosophy on writing and editing as well. Fictional universes are treated like real, objective places. The relationship of the writer to the work is not one of a creator, but of a 'god' in the world, or perhaps even just a conduit through which the parallel reality manifests itself. So of course tropers don't edit their work or even understand why one would want to. You can't just go and change the world! That's how the world is! If you change it even a little bit, then it's a different canon altogether. And every canon must be preserved forever, in a warm bath of nostalgia soup.
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Dozerfleet is fascinating in an outsider art kind of way, like Prophet Royal or something. Does it still count as outsider art if supposedly, he's gone to school for video design? His time at college was pretty much about what you'd expect from a hyperconservative spergbot. Crouching Foreign Film, Hidden Sick Mind posted:It was supposed to be "Topics in Film Animation." But FILM 203, held on Thursdays from 6:10-9PM in the TLC basement, turned out to be anything but what the class description read. There was no discussion of keyframing. There was no discussion of the art of framerates. There was no discussion of visual style; no practice runs with CGI, nothing of the class description. Instead, it was "Let's watch live action films made in other countries, and give our opinions of them." Often times, that meant watching the most pointless, pornographic pieces of trash that the teacher could manage to find at a local video store. And he somehow managed to include an actual assignment in the class towards its end, just so it could still be called a class. The Ring runs rings around expectations posted:Not but a week after getting the idea to write 90 Has No Secant, the Dozerfleet founder attended FILM 203 class and was told he'd be watching The Ring. Some of the strange kids sitting in the back of class cheered, and wondered "how?" They knew about the upcoming movie. The Dozerfleet founder hadn't heard. The teacher then explained that his class would be watching the Japanese version. What's Hot This Year March 2003 posted:On March 26th, news emerged of a new case being decided in Texas courts: Lawrence vs. Texas. The idea of it was that the new judges on Texas' supreme court were going to decide that Belgian pop culture customs were more important than the constitution - or even the common sense need for the nation to have a moral compass! That was SEDITION! Yet, nobody, least of all Gee-Dubbya, was all that intent on holding those judges accountable for sedition. What's Hot This Year January 2004 posted:ARTS 132 [Figure Drawing] was taken again. It did only so-so last time taken, so this repeat was an attempt to at least get a C. Alas, results were the same. At least this time, the class got spoiled once and was allowed to draw a young woman, rather than the blobs, hags, and creepy old guys that were usually the models. What's Hot This Year August 2004 posted:OADM 275: Student Diversity Basics, began on Wednesday, August 25th of 2004. It met from 1:10-4:00PM in Old Central 140. Most of it was mindless propaganda and indoctrination into multiculturalism. What's Hot This Year March 2005 posted:It was bound to happen, and then it did. After the Dozerfleet founder posted a thread to the Ring Forum concerning the weapons of Saddam's that made their way into Syria, which the mainstream media admitted to in 2012, long after the damage had been done, the uber-leftist admins decided they'd had enough. The Dozerfleet founder would have to get his fix of Ring trivia somewhere else. But good riddance. No more throwing pearls before those swine. What's Hot This Year December 2005 posted:The gift-giving This man is a fractal trainwreck. Every time you move in closer to see what's going on, each detail is as bizarre as the whole. e: IvanRider's (his user account) User Page posted:Trivia: I'm an advocate of Young-Earth Biblical Creationism. Djeser fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Nov 9, 2013 |
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Djeser posted:His time at college was pretty much about what you'd expect from Ignatius J. Reilly.
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quote:The falling-out Sounds kinda like the Nice Guy(tm) version of Chris-Chan or something. Honestly, I wasn't expecting all of this when I linked the Dozerfleet trope page in the first place.
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Metal Loaf posted:
Frankly, he's a lot more interesting than anything else is doing these days. They're still bad, but it's a banal, dull kind of badness that isn't much fun to talk about. Everything's been exhaustively covered already in the previous threads, and lots of boob "tropes" and boring-as-hell troper role playing games just don't have the power to wow like they used to. This guy is a breath of fresh air. Crazy, crazy air.
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"90 Has No Secant" is the dumbest loving title on Earth.
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Target Practice posted:"90 Has No Secant" is the dumbest loving title on Earth. It reminds me of something you'd see if a children's educational program did a James Bond parody about math. Except there's nothing tongue-in-cheek about this
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Hobby Lobby Appreciation DayThe Dozerfleet Founder posted:Hobby Lobby Appreciation Day was an event initiated on Facebook in late September of 2012, in response to threats by communist lowlifes who supported the Obama regime that they'd entice massive boycotts against Hobby Lobby. A "buycott" to counter the boycott threats was formed. While not as organized, the mass patron event was conducted so as to mirror the largely successful Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day event of August of that year. So basically, the Dozerfleet Founder believes in supporting businesses who have "traditional morals". Pretty tame so far. The Dozerfleet Founder posted:Birth control became mandatory, in a move to destroy the church More awful opinions about women and condoms, nothing new here. Although "deathstyle" is an awesome word. The Dozerfleet Founder posted:The Beast of the Earth was not far behind. The Church of the Apostates, liberal churches that wear a guise of being Christian but which sell out to godless Statist policies and whims of Secular Humanism every chance they get, came out in force to lay full-scale assault on the Churches that remained faithful to the Divine Jurisdiction. When the Earthly Jurisdiction had joined the Usurper, they decided that the two jurisdictions were two "kingdoms," and ruled that this meant it was okay to pretend to serve the Divine Jurisdiction on Sunday; but that it was necessary to subvert it in favor of the Usurper having violated the Earthly Jurisdiction every other day of the week. They called this "serving the Two Kingdoms," but it was really them choosing to make the State, in rebellion against God, the "superior" god. They had chosen the Golden Calf. Ok, what the gently caress does this have to do with Hobby Lobby? You're kinda losing me here, Dozerleet foun- The Dozerfleet Founder posted:After the Marquis de Sade was executed, his disciples decided to employ his propaganda. Anyone who opposed their barbaric cruelty towards their murder and rape victims was accused of being an "irrational bigot" for opposing brutal rape and murder. These followers of de Sade, the Sadeans, became the origin of the terms "sadism" and "sadistic." The original Sadeans eventually moved from France to Germany, becoming a core component of the Nazi Party. The Pink Swastika consisted of manly gays mostly. They would target more effeminate gays for execution, not only as a way of establishing dominance, but also as a way of eliminating those they felt were Stalin sympathizers. This would later get twisted by American academia as all gays having been "victims" in WWII, so as to fool gullible students into not exploring the real history of militant homosexuals' love of tyranny.
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quote:Q-Basic Gorillas: The Album is a digital playlist that functions as an unofficial soundtrack for the Dozerfleet Comics pitch for a film adaptation: Q-Basic Gorillas, based on the game Gorilla.BAS by IBM and Microsoft. quote:1 "Sound of Madness" Shinedown Track was picked to begin the recurring theme of every album having a Shinedown song. This was inspired by the fact that every Transformers live-action film in the Michael Bay trilogy features a Linkin Park song.
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That sure is a lot of words for "I made a playlist, hey look those two songs have the same name!"
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Vaginapocalypse posted:Hobby Lobby Appreciation Day Hahaha, he puts Tvtropes and Freep to shame at the same time.
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Vaginapocalypse posted:More awful opinions about women and condoms, nothing new here. Although "deathstyle" is an awesome word. "MY LIFESTYLE! DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE!"
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When the manly gays came for the effeminate gays, I remained silent, for I was not an effeminate gay.
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Gored By Them Things This is amazing. quote:The Fellowship of the Eucerin Tub quote:
He goes through all the books, and also all the characters, but I leave those for you all to discover.
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quote:It would, due to technicalities in law in other states, also render those states' laws against the diabolical practice effectively null. Hahahaha great understanding of constitutional law there, guy! edit: Geokinesis posted:Hahaha, he puts Tvtropes and Freep to shame at the same time. That's perfect. Swan Oat fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Nov 9, 2013 |
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I think he stole the term "deathstyle" from this incredible comic about why the author thinks gays are disgusting. Somehow it's not surprising that this kid learned so much from a comic book. But with his gay conspiracy theories, why wouldn't he use the Velvet Mafia, the coolest name for an all-gay conspiracy out there?Djeser posted:Quoting Dozerfleet guy: I just want this paragraph to have extra attention. He calls himself an "it" in the second sentence and I cannot fathom why. I think it says something that his obsession with naked lady figure drawing is the least unnerving part of all this.
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Abitha Denton posted:He calls himself an "it" in the second sentence and I cannot fathom why. I think "it" refers to the class. Dozerfleet Founder is, of course, perfect; it was the class that was below average. His drawings only looked like amorphous "blobs" because of the models.
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crowfeathers posted:Gored By Them Things Somehow I'm not surprised that this dude thinks "parody" means "whackity schmackity doo." It just... fits. Also: quote:The Two Carolers are taken out the following September 11th by dragonflies that crash themselves into the statues in a suicide bombing. Since the monkeys were canning grape jelly that morning, the tragedy becomes a national holiday in the tribe and is commemorated by canning grape jelly dubbed "9-11 Jam." Just the kind of thing that I'd expect from honorable patriot Dozerfleet Founder!
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Most of this is a crazy person's diary, but there's some fact-stranger-than-fiction in here.a literal crazy person posted:Hitler employed the Pink Swastika for many missions, noting they were willing to deal out to those on Hitler's hit list a brutality that could not be asked of just any Nazi soldier. The Pink Swastika therefore became one of Hitler's personal goon squads, sent out for missions not even the SS and Gestapo dared attempt due to the horrifying nature of given commands. The nonsense about Sadeans is pure crazy. The bit about the "Pink Swastika" has a kernel of truth. The Sturmabteilung, the Nazi paramilitary militia, was commanded by Ernst Röhm, for most of the years spanning Hitler's rise to power, and they did regularly intimidate or just assassinate potential political enemies and all but openly warred in the streets with communist groups. Röhm was gay, and most of the SA officers he appointed were also either gay or bisexual. That said, it's important to keep in mind that Hitler also ordered Röhm and anyone sympathetic to him to be rounded up and executed in 1934, on the Night of the Long Knives, plus the whole part where homosexuality was grounds to be sent to a concentration camp by the Polish occupation, so arguing that Nazism was somehow a homosexual movement is back to crazytown.
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Turns out that TvTropes was just the foyer of a house of deeper madness. I hope everyone took off their shoes.
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Welp time to catch up with the ol' tropes thread. Wonder what terrible things have beJESUS CHRIST! Chris-chan's nutty-weirdness is positively charming compared to this guy. And there's no need to create a creepy voyeuristic wiki for Dozerfleet because he already did it himself. I haven't even read the wiki yet and I'm scared to go down the rabbit hole. Also the office supply science fiction what the gently caress madness is going on here
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Literally Kermit posted:Welp time to catch up with the ol' tropes thread. Wonder what terrible things have beJESUS CHRIST!
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Holy poo poo, there's always more and it's always weirdly political, even if it's about talking bikes: When Bikes Argue The entire plot summary, because it's amazing posted:This story introduces us to Colly, Ackro, and Hilo, three sentient bikes with radically different personalities. The three belong to a family that has made its way to a cabin in northern Michigan. When Colly complains that it was difficult to fit her on the minivan's harness, Ackro tries in detail to explain the logic behind the male dominance of bike harness manufacturing. This offends Colly's feminist sympathies, as she reacts to him with self-righteous denunciation of him. The Texas warhawk bicycle Hilo then accuses Ackro of being a communist and correctly identifies Colly as a feminist. Wait, making fun of warhawks? What? Don't worry, the Dozerfleet founder will reassure you: quote:He is a stereotype of what Leftists believed the Bush administration was like in 2003 and 2004. There's also a When Bikes Argue 2, intended to be the start of a series: quote:The idea was to use the same props as When Bikes Argue; but to expand upon the worldviews and lifestyles of the sentient bikes. Alas, tragedy struck: quote:The idea for an ongoing series was scrapped when the Huffy Snake Rock playing Ackro lost its rear axle. Honestly, it's hard not to emptyquote this guy, because literally every wiki page is treasure.
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I don't know how The Dozerfleet Founder did it, but he has achieved the authentic authorial style of a computer voice synthesizer. Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto could take notes from him. Stephen Hawking is melodious in comparison. Robocop looked at his writing and said, "Dude, liven it up."
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Cease to Hope posted:That said, it's important to keep in mind that Hitler also ordered Röhm and anyone sympathetic to him to be rounded up and executed in 1934, on the Night of the Long Knives, plus the whole part where homosexuality was grounds to be sent to a concentration camp by the Polish occupation, so arguing that Nazism was somehow a homosexual movement is back to crazytown. I remember my A-Level history class had a good laugh when we were covering the Night of the Long Knives and read a source, purportedly written my Hitler's driver, describing the arrest of Röhm. I think was something like, "Hitler entered Röhm's room with a whip..."
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Metal Loaf posted:I remember my A-Level history class had a good laugh when we were covering the Night of the Long Knives and read a source, purportedly written my Hitler's driver, describing the arrest of Röhm. I think was something like, "Hitler entered Röhm's room with a whip..." H-Hitler belongs to you? Or you just own one of the many people who drove Hitler? Re: 3rd grade pens fighting league, I was totally guilty of this but I didn't develop them into full fledged characters. And then break them down into bite-sized soulless definitions.
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Literally Kermit posted:H-Hitler belongs to you? Or you just own one of the many people who drove Hitler? No, we each had a Hitler and they all had their own drivers.
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He has this weird issue where he personifies objects. The pens, these bikes, and it appears his LOTR parody is filled with his stuffed animals and toys. Is there a mental condition where people do this? There was that lady from a few years back who said she was in love with bridges and bookcases and stuff.
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Bear Sleuth posted:He has this weird issue where he personifies objects. The pens, these bikes, and it appears his LOTR parody is filled with his stuffed animals and toys. Is there a mental condition where people do this? There was that lady from a few years back who said she was in love with bridges and bookcases and stuff. My assumption is that the guy is just working with the materials he has available, albeit in a childlike way; the LotR parody in particular reminds me of the dumb videos kids will make using toys as "actors." What confuses me is that sometimes he seems to be considering these objects as actual anthropomorphized objects -- the bike thing talking about paint and rusting and his general weird commitment to talking about "the lifestyle of sentient bikes" -- and sometimes he writes stories where the characters could just be humans, and indeed it would be way less nonsensical. Christ, weren't those sex stats from his goddamn stationery story? How the hell does a pen have anal sex? (Please don't answer that question.)
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Antivehicular posted:My assumption is that the guy is just working with the materials he has available, albeit in a childlike way; the LotR parody in particular reminds me of the dumb videos kids will make using toys as "actors." What confuses me is that sometimes he seems to be considering these objects as actual anthropomorphized objects -- the bike thing talking about paint and rusting and his general weird commitment to talking about "the lifestyle of sentient bikes" -- and sometimes he writes stories where the characters could just be humans, and indeed it would be way less nonsensical. Christ, weren't those sex stats from his goddamn stationery story? How the hell does a pen have anal sex? Chris Chan did similar things, so maybe he's autistic?
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