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Fog Tripper posted:Nothing, absolutely nothing about the show is "good". "Play with her rear end"
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Also let's not forget Stabbed in the Babby, the most joyful television moment of the year.
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Joramun posted:Go away. And to think I used to dislike you and your saccharine Gleevatars -- we have come so far.
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Joramun posted:Also let's not forget Stabbed in the Babby, the most joyful television moment of the year. There was a fan edit of this where after Cat was killed the credit music slammed into REO Speedwagon's "Roll With the Changes" and I almost peed myself so yeah I guess the show at least provided lots of unintentional entertainment via the internet.
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Torquemadras posted:I love how they have to keep stretching the intro music when they have to show off all their pretty miniatures. Now I'm imagining that epic music playing while each actor's name is displayed over their unpainted pewter Not A Blog representative
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Mr. Unlucky posted:heh feh snort adjusts glasses Haha look at this guy.
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Not enough slackjaw for the Jon scenes guys, Come On! </gob>
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Mr. Unlucky posted:heh feh snort adjusts glasses
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Yeah, it was done on a budget, I don't really get the issue. Even Lord of the Rings had limitations. Do it right or don't do it at all.  A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"Play with her rear end" Well, OK. I'll give you that one.
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Fog Tripper posted:Do it right or don't do it at all. Much like your posting. OH SNAP 
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The latest South Park episode, "Black Friday," spoofed Game Of Thrones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j0At7--Aq8 Butters' reaction to watching the show is hilarious. EDIT: Butters is a future WILDCARDS. Sally fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Nov 15, 2013 |
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Nov 15, 2013 06:23
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It's pretty bang on with the game console poo poo too. The show sucks because they're getting Stannis so horribly wrong. The show would upgrade to pretty bad if Stannis was being done right.
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I don't recall there being any gay penises whatsoever on the hit television show Game Of Thrones, erect or otherwise. Hodor and Theon, right? Hodor is unaffiliated (so far) and Theon was a sister fondling cocksman in his day.
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Blog Free or Die posted:Haha, I remember that blurb; how do you gently caress one of those up so badly. Sure, let her take it over, then both the female and male characters will be horribly written!
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IRQ posted:Sure, let her take it over, then both the female and male characters will be horribly written!
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Yeah Butters was the best in that episode. That was the best south park episode in like, two seasons, so I'm glad they are going to do more.
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Aurain posted:It's pretty bang on with the game console poo poo too. Stannis loving sucks in the books anyway
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bigmcgaffney posted:Stannis loving sucks in the books anyway You will be receiving a visit from the shadow babby shortly.
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Shadow babby ranks up there as one of the weirdest loving things.
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Why didn't Stannis wait and kill Renly after he won the battle? What a tool. I thought he was at least somewhat self-aware in that he knows he's a stoic jerk who couldn't rally anyone to fight for him if his crown depended on it. Why not rely on his charismatic brother to get the troops behind him, and then kill him on the throne making it unambiguous who the king is? I don't hate him but he's a big dumb dummy.
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Renly had no claim. It would have been wrong to let him sit the throne, and wrong to help him get there, and wrong to not oppose him.
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Well, the idea is that he would act like he was supporting Renly but secretly be conspiring to kill him. Stannis doesn't do that kind of deception, either, though. Plus, Stannis actually has a very favorable history as a battle commander holding Storm's End and smashing the Iron Fleet.
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Plus, by the time Renly was on the throne he'd have an heir. Probably by Loras spitting in Margaery because it's GRRMiest.
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fleshweasel posted:Well, the idea is that he would act like he was supporting Renly but secretly be conspiring to kill him. Stannis doesn't do that kind of deception, either, though. Plus, Stannis actually has a very favorable history as a battle commander holding Storm's End and smashing the Iron Fleet. Yeah I didn't say he was bad at leading troops once he got them, I was more talking about step 1 get troops than step 2 use them effectively. It wouldn't take any deception. He publicly declares he is the rightful king and his brother must stand down. He says whatever blah principled thing he wants to, does everything he does in the books regarding Renly. He just delays his shadow baby attack just a tad so that the tyrells help win the battle first. If he cares about never having him sit on the seat in a literal sense he can just stay close to the battle and do it as they storm the throne room or some poo poo. I guess I don't know how much time passed between his marriage to Margaery, him getting killed, and the date of the hypothetical battle of the blackwater: renly edition, I don't think there'd be an heir though. Stannis can just kill pregnant Margaery too, not like he has compassion for others anyway. Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Nov 15, 2013 |
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No way Stannis would kill an unborn baby, that was also his nephew. He killed Renly because Renly was a usurper and it was his job as the rightful King to do that, a baby is just a baby. At least no way early Stannis would do that.
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Jeffrey posted:Yeah I didn't say he was bad at leading troops once he got them, I was more talking about step 1 get troops than step 2 use them effectively. Welp we've hit the big time guys, someone finally named their account after GoB
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bigmcgaffney posted:Welp we've hit the big time guys, someone finally named their account after GoB I wish I had actually read it to make a joke quote here, welp. Just picture me as Joffrey from the TV show getting blown by Ned's head.
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Can someone provide me with a link or the name of that horribly overwrought analysis of the Theon chapters? I want to ruin someone's life.
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http://branvras.free.fr/HuisClos/HuisClos.html
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bigmcgaffney posted:Stannis loving sucks in the books anyway How does it feel to be the most wrong person ever?
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Aurain posted:How does it feel to be the most wrong person ever? Pretty drat good, better than when I liked those terrible books. Wastes of paper, ink, and semen they are. This thread keeps pulling me back though, the Bad Thread huis clos if you will
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Plus, by the time Renly was on the throne he'd have an heir. The Knight of Fluffers
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You're thho mean! Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug
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Mike N Eich posted:at least the show didn't have Vargo Hoat and the painful to read lisping dialogue What could pothibly have gone wrong? I thuthpect it would have tranthlated wonderfully to the thmall thkween. I tawt I taw a putty tat.
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The challenge with a live-action Vargo Hoat would be to keep him from coming across as effeminant and gay, because that's what a heavy lisp means on tv. So you gotta get Hulk Hogan or The Body to play him. So overwhelmingly masculine, no one would dare call him a mincing fairy. It'll turn you into a godthdammed thekthual tyrannothauruth, jutht like me... brother.
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Or you get the fat bald gross comic relief pirate from the PotC movies.
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Instead, an advertisement for sweet, sweet KY.
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I'm pretty torn because nostalgia tells me the first couple books were good, but the show is way better than I think the books would be now. They are pretty cinematic, and I don't think they have much literary quality. I think my relationship with these books is similar to how old fools really like Catcher in the Rye even though it was written by a weird pedophile. Jaime Lannister is an incestuous Holden Caulfield, thread title that poo poo
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