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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

I've always admired console owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.

Yes, I see. Well, IMJack, I make moderator money, which amply covers both food and consoles.

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

"That's assault! That is assault!"

--Everything Counts, shrill feminist attorney

So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? :smug:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

Yes, I see. Well, IMJack, I make moderator money, which amply covers both food and consoles.

You know, I used to think a console was just a way of playing from game A to game B -- and on weekends, game C. But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on a 2001 X-Box.

Holy jumping Ceasar's catfish! My X has been stolen! Awwh that's how people know it's an X-Box! What's the point in having an X-Box if you can't show it off?!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

"That's assault! That is assault!"

--Everything Counts, shrill feminist attorney

Down with sexism Down with sexism

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Down with sexism Down with sexism



:aaa: Their clothes are coming off!

You know who would like this? Men.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

IMJack posted:

You know, I used to think a console was just a way of playing from game A to game B -- and on weekends, game C. But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on a 2001 X-Box.

Holy jumping Ceasar's catfish! My X has been stolen! Awwh that's how people know it's an X-Box! What's the point in having an X-Box if you can't show it off?!

This poster isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be. So, IMJack, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Women's Rights? posted:

This poster isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be. So, IMJack, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?

Women's Rights, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

VogeGandire posted:

Women's Rights, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

VogeGandire posted:

Women's Rights, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Sim-sim likes to boogie! :downs:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Sim-sim likes to boogie! :downs:

And I believe...yes, she's doing the Lindy-Hop! :qfg:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

DrBouvenstein posted:

And I believe...yes, she's doing the Lindy-Hop! :qfg:

I miss fly-fly da-da...:cry:

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

jscolon2.0 posted:

I miss fly-fly da-da...:cry:

We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!


But Moneypenny-

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Cookie Kwan posted:

But Moneypenny-

I said, hop in.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis!

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

MondayHotDog posted:

Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis!

MondayHotDog! That care belonged to Bonnie and Clyde, show some respect. :mad:

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

Nouvelle Vague posted:

MondayHotDog! That care belonged to Bonnie and Clyde, show some respect. :mad:

That was Hitler's car. What did he ever do to you?

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Cookie Kwan posted:

That was Hitler's car. What did he ever do to you?

Ach! Das ist nicht einen Boobie!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis!

Hell, not the Wright Brothers' plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter!

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Ach! Das ist nicht einen Boobie!

Buenos notches, mein fuehrer!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Ach! Das ist nicht einen Boobie!

No, but I did wear a dress for a brief period in the 40s.

Oooh, they had DESIGNERS back then.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MondayHotDog posted:

Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis!

You're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

DrBouvenstein posted:

You're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did.

This is what a cornfield looks like, honey.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This is what a cornfield looks like, honey.

Not the corn?! Aw, Paul Newman is gonna have my legs broke!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Hell, not the Wright Brothers' plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter!

Are you getting lots of bugs in your mouth too?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

Are you getting lots of bugs in your mouth too?

At my house, we call them Uh-ohs.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

jscolon2.0 posted:

Not the corn?! Aw, Paul Newman is gonna have my legs broke!


And here I am using my own legs like a sucker! :corsair:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



jscolon2.0 posted:

Not the corn?! Aw, Paul Newman is gonna have my legs broke!

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! :mad:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! :mad:

Paint my fence!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

IMJack posted:

Hell, not the Wright Brothers' plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter!

We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Root Bear posted:

And here I am using my own legs like a sucker! :corsair:
Since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! :mad:

Hmmm. Perhaps I'll begin as you so often suggested by... eating your shorts!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hogburto posted:

Since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance.

Oh, Hogburto, you know your money's no good here.


Hey, wait... this is REAL money!

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords
Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh, Hogburto, you know your money's no good here.


Hey, wait... this is REAL money!

How come you got money to burn, or singe, anyway?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Paint my fence!

Make me!

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

IMJack posted:

How come you got money to burn, or singe, anyway?

IMJack, this is all the money I have in my purse. Go home and bury in the yard.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

AKA Driver posted:

IMJack, this is all the money I have in my purse. Go home and bury in the yard.

I understand that Mr AKA Driver but according to our computer your credit history is not good. It says here you've been pre-denied for every major credit card. It also says you once grabbed a dog by its hind legs and pushed it around like a vacuum cleaner.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

The SituAsian posted:

I understand that Mr AKA Driver but according to our computer your credit history is not good.
Shut up.

quote:

It says here you've been pre-denied for every major credit card.
Shut up.

quote:

It also says you once grabbed a dog by its hind legs and pushed it around like a vacuum cleaner.
I can't believe you don't shut up!

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The SituAsian posted:

I understand that Mr AKA Driver but according to our computer your credit history is not good. It says here you've been pre-denied for every major credit card. It also says you once grabbed a dog by its hind legs and pushed it around like a vacuum cleaner.

Uh, do you accept a Federal Breast Inspector's card? License to Ogle? Vie-za?

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