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Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Dropped my Hettes winnings on Rosi, $9.55 to win $10.03

e: god dammit

Queering Wheel fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Oct 26, 2013

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Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

MrSmokes posted:

Dropped my Hettes winnings on Rosi, $9.55 to win $10.03

e: god dammit

That was a really dumb bet.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
To fill the void of the NC for Guillard/Pearson I just tossed 7 bucks on Machida by decision at +195.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

attackmole posted:

To fill the void of the NC for Guillard/Pearson I just tossed 7 bucks on Machida by decision at +195.

Good bet.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

attackmole posted:

To fill the void of the NC for Guillard/Pearson I just tossed 7 bucks on Machida by decision at +195.

poo poo.

I still stand by that bet though.

Broke even with the money I made on betting against Sakara.

CRISPYBABY fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Oct 26, 2013

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
I bet $200 on machida to win by KO and got $454, and $50 on a parlay of Lineker and Manuwa to both win by KO and got $177.

Rent is getting paid this week.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

turntabler posted:

I bet $200 on machida to win by KO and got $454, and $50 on a parlay of Lineker and Manuwa to both win by KO and got $177.

Rent is getting paid this week.

congrats reckless goon

outy
Aug 27, 2004

The bookies gave me the Manuwa win out of my double due to the Pearson/Guillard NC. With Machida doing the business I made £13 from a £50 stake. Obviously better than losing, but not a good percentage return.

outy fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Oct 27, 2013

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
grats on your continued residency.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

attackmole posted:


Broke even with the money I made on betting against Sakara.

does sweeter money exist?

turntabler posted:

I bet $200 on machida to win by KO and got $454, and $50 on a parlay of Lineker and Manuwa to both win by KO and got $177.

Rent is getting paid this week.

hahaha you're either really wealthy or really lucky, either way, you should post often in this thread

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Made this parlay for Bellator tonight.

$11.13 to win $12.72: Michael Chandler, King Mo, Pat Curran

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

MrSmokes posted:

Made this parlay for Bellator tonight.

$11.13 to win $12.72: Michael Chandler, King Mo, Pat Curran

welp

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

i love this thread

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

MrSmokes posted:

Made this parlay for Bellator tonight.

$11.13 to win $12.72: Michael Chandler, King Mo, Pat Curran

This is what cowardly parlays deserve.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Postfight bet claims don't mean anything but I threw a buck (one dollar) on Newton by Dec @ +1400 because that's a parlay payout on a somewhat likely individual outcome. MONEY MONEY MOOONEY MONEY I'm moving to Vegas and going pro baby!

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


It seemed like a good idea :( I am still way ahead in betting for this year anyway.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Here are my bets for Wednesday.

$5.00 to win $4.35: Kennedy/Natal goes 5 round distance -115
$5.00 to win $7.25: Colton Smith +145
$5.00 to win $11.75: Carmouche wins by TKO/KO +235
$5.00 to win $3.03: Khabilov/Masvidal starts round 3 -165
$15.00 to win $8.82: Rustam Khabilov -170

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
I won $160 on a $10 bet on the Melbourne cup, now I'm gonna dump that all on Carmouche for the win....

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


turntabler posted:

I won $160 on a $10 bet on the Melbourne cup, now I'm gonna dump that all on Carmouche for the win....

WELP

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
Eep.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I put 10 bucks on Paulo Thiago against Thatch at +265 for old times sake. He'll probably get murdered, but those are pretty good odds for the "washed up veteran vs. untested hotshot upstart" narrative.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

turntabler posted:

I won $160 on a $10 bet on the Melbourne cup, now I'm gonna dump that all on Carmouche for the win....

hahahahahaha

e: sorry for your loss but my god

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
When's the last time there was a draw?

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Ninja PD posted:

When's the last time there was a draw?

Probably mighty mouse-ian mccall.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Ninja PD posted:

When's the last time there was a draw?

Dunno off the top of my head but they're not super rare.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


$10.00 to win $6.90: Thatch wins by TKO/KO -145
$10.00 to win $6.45: Thatch wins inside distance -155
$5.00 to win $2.78: Fight won't go 3 round distance -180* vs Akhmedov/Perpétuo goes 3 round distance
$3.35 to win $21.78: Belfort wins by submission +650
$15.00 to win $7.50: Rony Jason -200
$5.00 to win $7.50: Daniel Sarafian +150
$5.00 to win $2.86: Omari Akhmedov -175
$10.00 to win $9.09: Akhmedov wins inside distance -110

I also lost 5 bucks on Cruickshank, whatever. I have two different finish bets on Thatch because for some reason the TKO/KO line wasn't working for me a few days ago.



pic of my Bellator bets from yesterday, Cruickshank line included. I have no idea why Kongo and Warren weren't bigger favorites. Those were nice lines that I should have bet more on, but I did poorly on Wednesday's UFC so I was playing cautious.

Queering Wheel fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Nov 10, 2013

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
I had a $10 free bet and was going to put it on the Chargers (+7) tomorrow, but the only right thing to do was put it on Hendo +180. Since I posted it prefight, expect Belfort by spectacular KO.

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

Ninja PD posted:

I had a $10 free bet and was going to put it on the Chargers (+7) tomorrow, but the only right thing to do was put it on Hendo +180. Since I posted it prefight, expect Belfort by spectacular KO.

And granted.

Was almost a fine night until Serafian lost - had varying amounts on Martins, Sicillia and Stephens that all came through. Still not a bad haul!

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Dan Henderson sucks in the year of our lord 2013. That's all.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


parlay of sergio pettis, erik perez, ali bagautinov, rory on points & gsp vs hendricks not going the distance - 5.00 for 106.79 :P

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

golden oldies pete posted:

gsp vs hendricks not going the distance

This shall be your undoing.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
10 bucks on Sonnen at +155
20 bucks on Evan Dunham at -110
10 bucks on Ed Herman at +170
and a 5 buck parlay on GSP, Koscheck, Rory, and Sonnen for 40 bucks.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Leites is bad, but Herman is worse apparently.

e: ok i'm really not very good at this.

CRISPYBABY fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Nov 17, 2013

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

attackmole posted:

10 bucks on Sonnen at +155
20 bucks on Evan Dunham at -110
10 bucks on Ed Herman at +170
and a 5 buck parlay on GSP, Koscheck, Rory, and Sonnen for 40 bucks.

I should throw some money on Rashad ASAP.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

MassRafTer posted:

I should throw some money on Rashad ASAP.

$20.00 $37.60 $57.60 Win 2 Team Parlay
Win 11/16/13 9:30pm UFC Fighting 1502 Donald Cerrone -115* vs Evan Dunham
Win 11/16/13 9:00pm UFC Fighting 1602 Thales Leites -185* vs Ed Herman
$17.50 $10.00 $27.50 Win 11/16/13 9:00pm Reduced Fighting 1602 Thales Leites -175* vs Ed Herman

Worked for me so far

Ducktales Blogger
Nov 2, 2013

by angerbeet
Myself and friends put 50 on Big a Rig to win 160 because we are horrible at making decisions and wanted to piss off the Affliction Rush wearing knobs sitting next to us

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

MassRafTer posted:

I should throw some money on Rashad ASAP.

good call.

Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011

attackmole posted:

10 bucks on Sonnen at +155
20 bucks on Evan Dunham at -110
10 bucks on Ed Herman at +170
and a 5 buck parlay on GSP, Koscheck, Rory, and Sonnen for 40 bucks.

GSP is doomed.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Since you degenerates aren't going to put actual dollars on this weekend's card (and I don't blame you), put your lack of money where your mouth is and join the GOONWEIGHT GRAND PRIX. Are you better at picking fight outcomes than a coinflip? This is the only way to find out.

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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
$2 @ 50-1 for a draw in Diaz/Maynard.

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