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TheBigAristotle posted:Yeah! Jozy could be on 200k/week in no time! Only if United have had enough of him and decide to put him in his place once and for all
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Big Jozy Knew posted:That's a bit unfair on Steven Fletcher, who has already scored two more goals than Jozy this season And like 15 or something last season, Steven Fletcher is great and is probably embarrassed to share a pitch with that shitheap
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you idiots, and most of the professional football managers and coaches that have worked with him every day, just don't understand how Jozy needs to be used to get the best out of him. I've watched him destroy all the top teams live on ESPN - Honduras, Guatemala, Trinidad and Tobago - and i've seen all the top gifs of the weekly barclays premier league action, and where Sunderland and Hull went wrong is playing Jozy at centre forward and expecting goals or effort or hold up play or staying upright (someone in the hugbox thread implied Jozy's True Strength was his passing. yeah. can't even parody that)
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How can Jozy be expected to score if he is not surrounded by a team of world class talent? It makes no sense.
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Pissflaps posted:How can Jozy be expected to score Clearly you've never heard of Graham Zusi or Brad Evans.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Yeah! Jozy could be on 200k/week in no time! He's already on 200k/week. In calories that is 
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Pissflaps posted:How can Jozy be expected to score reminder that Marcus Stewart was once the second highest scorer in the Premier League and yet many posters on this forum believe the words in your post
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Puseklepp posted:He's already on 200k/week. In calories that is the k is for tastykakes, yes?
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I firmly believe that the Barclay's Premiership Top League For EuroSoccerBall in the States is rigorously edited to make it look like Jozy is pinging in goals left right and centre, and the Prermiership top 20 goes with 1 as the lowest and 20 as the best position, in much the same manner as the Great Khali is made to look like the centrepiece of WWE in India, despite the fact that he has the same amount of physical ability as Jozy Altidore.
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jozy played another 90 minutes of football and didnt score.
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@eric_nehm 1h Watching Altidore play for USMNT makes me so sad that he has to deal with playing for Sunderland
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All the fans of all the players that play for sunderland tweet about how sad they are that their favourite player has to play for a team with players as bad as everyone else.
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Maybe...Jozy....is part of the reason...why Sunderland are so loving poo poo ???
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Ponce de Le0n posted:@eric_nehm 1h Hahaha it's eye watering stuff, for sure
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Pissflaps posted:Maybe...Jozy....is part of the reason...why Sunderland are so loving poo poo ??? They're holding him back imo
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reminder that USMNT fans did exactly the aimed at Plymouth Argyle - a team they cannot possibly have ever seen play - during the brief time they had Kenny Cooper, a poo poo twat who would come on for like 8 minutes at the end of games and look loving knackered well before stoppage time (despite barely breaking into a jog) im going to go into all the NBA forums everywhere and complain that 5 separate franchises were just too poorly moderated to get Pops Mensah-Bonsu the service he deserves
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Steven Fletcher posted:I think I will bounce off Jozy if I go anywhere near him. Have you seen the size of the lad?
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Babby Thatcher posted:reminder that USMNT fans did exactly the aimed at Plymouth Argyle - a team they cannot possibly have ever seen play - during the brief time they had Kenny Cooper, a poo poo twat who would come on for like 8 minutes at the end of games and look loving knackered well before stoppage time (despite barely breaking into a jog) Nope no USMNT fan ever thought Kenny Cooper would do anything on any European team.
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I can't remember any Americans getting upset at the way Leeds utilised Eddie Lewis but that's probably because Eddie Lewis was the loving business. Not so much Mike Grella he was rubbish
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the sex ghost posted:I can't remember any Americans getting upset at the way Leeds utilised Eddie Lewis but that's probably because Eddie Lewis was the loving business. Not so much Mike Grella he was rubbish You cant say that the Grella Bella's will tweet @ you.
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Poyet says Jozy's struggles aren't his fault. I think Gus must be a USMNT supporter. http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1620806/sunderland-boss-gus-poyet-backs-usa-striker-jozy-altidore-overcome-goal-drought?cc=5901 Soccernet posted:Gus Poyet says Jozy Altidore's lack of goals are down to Sunderland’s failure to play to the striker’s strengths. Jozy is the best
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rip Mike Grella you were on the verge of breaking into the first team for about 3 years and then you went on loan and never came back
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Nov 20, 2013 10:24
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I can't believe he's 24 either the fucker moves like a 40 year old.
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Nov 20, 2013 10:44
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He's probably faster than Giggs now though.
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Pissflaps posted:I can't believe he's 24 either the fucker moves like a 40 year old. a 40 year old dog
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Charlotte Hornets posted:He's probably faster than Giggs now though. No one is able to measure this due to Jozy taking a single step and falling over. This was done after Di Canio was sacked but before Poyet took over:  
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Nov 20, 2013 10:55
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He's like a really fat bambi.
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Pissflaps posted:He's like a really fat bambi. Even bambi could walk when there wasn't much ice around, it isn't quite winter yet jozy you fat sack of poo poo!
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80085 posted:Poyet says Jozy's struggles aren't his fault. I think Gus must be a USMNT supporter. "he can kick the ball really hard, now we just need to get him to point it at the goal"
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He'd be alright at kicking it hard toward the goal if there was no-one to stop him from doing it, and if he could stop falling over long enough
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Probably means he just scored a goal I guess
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oliwan posted:No posts in this thread on a Jozy match day??? He was on the bench today and with the sending off I guess he wont get off it. e. He's now on, its the 84th minute. cadfael fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Nov 23, 2013 |
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Sunderland could have used a strong and mobile striker up there like Jozy, no wonder they lost, bad choices by Gus Pooyet, keep your best striker on the bench for the whole match.
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Has Jozy scored today? I think we need to see the chart to make sure.
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Dunban posted:Has Jozy scored today? No need for a chart, he didn't score today but he will definitely score soon as long as Gus Poofart keeps him out of the bench. Maybe afraid the young and powerful striker will outshine him and the players won't listen to him? Possibly, you'd have to ask him.
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Jozy is loving awful. A big lumbering piece of crap who gets paid a fortune to be professionally poo poo. I hope he somehow fucks off back to some joke league like MLS or the Dutch one where he can go back to fooling idiots who literally don't understand football by converting tap ins.
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I saw Big Jozy in the flesh today. He was fat and didn't score.
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Dunban posted:Has Jozy scored today? He scored 5-6 minutes of sweet, precious playing time.
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Mean Bean Machine posted:Sunderland could have used a strong and mobile striker up there like Jozy, no wonder they lost, bad choices by Gus Pooyet, keep your best striker on the bench for the whole match. Needs to talk to Brendan Rodgers a bit get an idea how he likes use to Big Luis and then slot Jozy in that way
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