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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
She's either poor or a time traveler!

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I don't care what you say, I love Winston and his inane storylines so much.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Soothing Vapors posted:

I don't care what you say, I love Winston and his inane storylines so much.

Seems to be getting more insane. :heysexy:

hope and vaseline
Feb 13, 2001

... That was the weirdest flirtation.

soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

Nick's face when she made the lumberjack comment made me laugh harder than most of the other things in the episode. That was just perfectly edited.

hope and vaseline
Feb 13, 2001

It's a boat.

edit: You can suck on it to make it soft

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
:quagmire: You can suck on it to make it soft.

hope and vaseline
Feb 13, 2001

Oh jesus this episode has me dying.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Nick has some work to do.

frontyardninja
Nov 5, 2005

My mom caught the second half of this episode and shrieked with laughter, telling me she wished she'd watched it sooner.

KILLALLNERDS.EXE
Oct 12, 2009
drat! That is the most quotable episode of the series in my opinion, and a good rebuttal to Winston detractors.

Falli Wagga
May 9, 2006
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I feel like I am not remembering something, but what was up with the paint job on Jess's car? That seemed like something new to me and I kept waiting for an explanation.

BIG CITY LAWYER
Sep 15, 2004

I believe it was the great American painter Bob Ross who said, "The key to a swollen vagina is... courage."
I noticed that too!

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

Falli Wagga posted:

I feel like I am not remembering something, but what was up with the paint job on Jess's car? That seemed like something new to me and I kept waiting for an explanation.

I actually came to this thread hoping someone would have a reason it looked like that,maybe out of order airing?

Hefty
Jun 11, 2008

"I never have pudding in a cup."

"Is that a good thing or a bad thing that she doesn't?"

Nick is my favorite.

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice

Soothing Vapors posted:

I don't care what you say, I love Winston and his inane storylines so much.

Winston again killed it. Which is why I feel the resurgence of coach is so weird. He was better this episode but still, could be without..

Also the paint job on the car was a massive distraction because I kept getting asked about it and I have no idea what the gently caress is going on

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
It's a whole new car, she used to drive a Volvo.

tin can made man
Apr 13, 2005

why don't you ask him
about his penis
For a show that has such a focus on romance, Winston is the only one in the cast consistently having realistically adult relationships. He and his first on-screen girlfriend were committed and happy, but broke up because the two of them just outgrew each other and couldn't see themselves being together: that's an important, and harsh, lesson (I may be remembering it wrong). And with this most recent episode, not only is his new flame someone who looks Human 30s and not Hollywood 30s, but he's attracted to her because of her personality, and not some contrived "Stifler's Mom" situation. He's a walking joke machine most of the time, but it is interesting how Winson is having these fairly honest relationships compared to the sitcommy excess of Schmidt and Cece's Ross/Rachael plot and Jess and Nick's "well of course they got together, are you at all loving surprised?" journey.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Regarding the car.

Best I can find is that she traded the Volvo to the police guard guy in the season premiere in order to see Nick in Mexican jail. They then got back across the border to the US somehow - perhaps she traded cars with the guard?

generally I prefer
Apr 17, 2006

Yeah, it's the car they came back from Mexico in.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Wow, I completely forgot all of that...

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

tin can made man posted:

And with this most recent episode, not only is his new flame someone who looks Human 30s and not Hollywood 30s, but he's attracted to her because of her personality, and not some contrived "Stifler's Mom" situation. He's a walking joke machine most of the time, but it is interesting how Winson is having these fairly honest relationships compared to the sitcommy excess of Schmidt and Cece's Ross/Rachael plot and Jess and Nick's "well of course they got together, are you at all loving surprised?" journey.

Really? This pet-hoarding bus driver who abuses weird prescription drugs strikes you as a more honest or realistic romantic partner? Elizabeth was their stab at honest romance with a real, normal girl. I don't know what this last episode was going for.

I'm just annoyed this season, though, because Lamorne Morris has great comedic talent and is still being thrown into these unfocused, ancillary plot threads where it feels wasted. Give him a real purpose. Goddamn.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Xealot posted:

I'm just annoyed this season, though, because Lamorne Morris has great comedic talent and is still being thrown into these unfocused, ancillary plot threads where it feels wasted. Give him a real purpose. Goddamn.

I have faith that the producers know what they are doing with Winston, he just doesn't have a built-in foil in the main cast so it's not as obvious.

Adventure Show
Mar 7, 2013
Thanksgiving III

The gang's survival skills are tested when Nick and Jess take them camping for Thanksgiving. Coach and Schmidt battle it out over who is the best woodsman, while Cece and Winston bond over their mutual distaste for the outdoors.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Now Winston dates Cece?

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Geniasis posted:

Now Winston dates Cece?

:heysexy: I'm with it.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
With whom you just made out!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Coulda made the craziest mugs, man...

soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

Guess who just got free tickets to a pottery seminar!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
I have nipples, Nick. Do you think you could milk me?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Only Hunt I want is Bonnie or Helen.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Maxwell Lord posted:

Only Hunt I want is Bonnie or Helen.

:respek:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
We walked to Oregon?

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
I can't believe they made a Beaver Fever reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGR_yg9ymIQ

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Coach is the bestest camper.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

I almost threw up

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Hurts so good!

This is a great Jess bit.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Extension AC Slater!

soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

The loving dive, and then Winston actually questioning it. I love these kinda moments in the show.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
They way it's lit they both just kinda... disappeared.

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