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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ0a9Waa_aw This is more like it! This thread has been too negative at times, congratulations Jozy on a well deserved award imo.
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I love the goals where any decent defender or keeper would've stopped them. All of them. They were all great.
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Nov 27, 2013 23:49
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oof that leap at 18 seconds Is that a free kick from Jozy, woof woof
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Nov 27, 2013 23:52
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Scott Bakula posted:Really unfair to Brad Guzan imo Holy poo poo this is a true statement from this guy.
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Nov 28, 2013 00:04
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What about Tim Howard
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Zlatan Imhobitch posted:What about Tim Howard He was pretty poo poo last year mate.
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Shrapnac posted:He was pretty poo poo last year mate. He's got a cool beard though and I'd vote for him
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Zlatan Imhobitch posted:He's got a cool beard though and I'd vote for him We all know your beard stance Ash with a 5.
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Nov 28, 2013 00:08
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This is a very amusing development
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cadfael posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ0a9Waa_aw this would be like Peter Crouch winning the Ballon D'or for scoring a bunch of goals against garbagemen in qualifiers and friendlies
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Nov 28, 2013 01:05
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According to UEFA, this love the Dutch league up into the top 3 in Europe. "Us athlete of the year" means they get 4 champions league spaces next year. If he had scored at Sunderland, as I understand it they would have automatically entered the Champions league at the last 16 for the next 5 years.
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Nov 28, 2013 01:07
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Aside from Guzan I don't even know who deserves that award. All of our players are pretty poo poo. Probably gave it to Jozy to try to give him some confidence or some poo poo who knows.
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Nov 28, 2013 01:07
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Are Americans incapable of referring to things by the same name as anyone else? Why is it not player of the year?
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Nov 28, 2013 01:12
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Big Jozy Knew posted:Are Americans incapable of referring to things by the same name as anyone else? Why is it not player of the year? Why would we be voting on ladies man of the year
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Nov 28, 2013 01:15
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80085 posted:Aside from Guzan I don't even know who deserves that award. All of our players are pretty poo poo. Probably gave it to Jozy to try to give him some confidence or some poo poo who knows. Michael Bradley
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Nov 28, 2013 01:26
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Jota posted:Michael Bradley Yes he is our best player but what has he really done on club level over the last year?
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Nov 28, 2013 01:34
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80085 posted:Yes he is our best player but what has he really done on club level over the last year? Scored a goal in a real league
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Nov 28, 2013 01:38
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Bradley is a proper player and the key figure in the US set up without him the US wouldn't win a game at the world cup
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Geoff Cameron
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Byolante posted:Geoff Cameron Good call I'm with this guy
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Nov 28, 2013 01:50
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Altidore is NICE!!!!!!!!! Stop saying he needs to improve at Sunderland, THEY SUCK! No service, no midfield, they are terrible, and they leave him up there against EPL players who foul the sh(( out of him ALL GAME LONG.
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Destroy My Sweater posted:Altidore is NICE!!!!!!!!! Stop saying he needs to improve at Sunderland, THEY SUCK! No service, no midfield, they are terrible, and they leave him up there against EPL players who foul the sh(( out of him ALL GAME LONG. Fake and gay.
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Nov 28, 2013 03:29
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Big Jozy Knew posted:Are Americans incapable of referring to things by the same name as anyone else? Why is it not player of the year? Because abby wambach would beat jozy for that award legitimately.
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Haggis Heed posted:Fake and gay. It's real. It's drat real.
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Nov 28, 2013 04:58
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Happy Turkey Day, Jozy!
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Pissflaps posted:lets give thanks for jozy's fat arse and terrible goalscoring I don't think Sunderland fans are thankful for this.
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Nov 28, 2013 19:32
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Insha allah jozy will score.
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80085 posted:Yes he is our best player but what has he really done on club level over the last year?
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I have gone along with this thread's negativity and need to constantly put Josmer down, even though he is a young and dynamic player with loads of potential, simply because he hasn't been scoring (but he will soon). But one thing I cannot abide anymore, and that's people calling Josmer fat. He's a buff and swollen individual, born with a great physical gift, and that is steering people into misjudging his weight, but I have done my research and most sources agree that he weighs around 72 kg, as you can also see here, at most around 80 kg. Now I don't know what insane world you deluded Josmer haters are living in, but doing some calculations with the widely recognized BMI (Body mass index) formula, Josmer has the perfect weight for an athlete with his height. This ends the "Jozy is fat" myth propagated in this thread, and soon Josmer will end the "bad player" whisperings, if his USA Athlete of the Year award didn't already. Happy Thanksgiving, bitches.
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Nov 28, 2013 20:00
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Jozy is a right porker. Too fat to score.
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Nov 28, 2013 20:09
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'Oink, Oink' -Jozy Altidore
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Nov 28, 2013 20:27
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Nov 28, 2013 20:33
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He is a big fat fraud.
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I'm picturing Jozy with the rest of the extended Altidore clan this Thanksgiving, and he gets picked to pull the wish bone against one of his 5-year-old cousins, and he's wishing so bad for a goal or two in the next match, and his cousin immediately pulls off the big half hahahaha great laughs.
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I think he's thinking more about how much turkey he can possibly eat vs goals tbqh
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Nov 28, 2013 22:26
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Would Jozy like another cream cake?
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If Jozy had to choose between scoring for Sunderland and a Gregg's pasty, which would he choose?
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Haggis Heed posted:If Jozy had to choose between scoring for Sunderland and a Gregg's pasty, which would he choose? I think it would depend on the filling.
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