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Spiffster posted:Drink-mix Man! What are you looking at? Mister Kingdom is thrusting in the direction of the problem!
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Spiffster posted:Drink-mix Man! What are you looking at? Uuh... hey, look at that dog! Isn't that something?
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I saw the best meals of my generation destroyed by the madness of my brother. My soul carved in slices by spikey-haired demons.
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Striking Yak posted:Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Charlie. Forfty percent of all people know that. Forfty? Highly dubious! 
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Nov 29, 2013 02:33
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I saw the best meals of my generation Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.
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Nov 29, 2013 02:48
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Mister Kingdom posted:Mister Kingdom is thrusting in the direction of the problem! You are out of sperm.
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Nov 29, 2013 02:49
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AngryCaterpillar posted:You are out of sperm. 
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Root Bear posted:I'd like to pledge you $10,000 to shut the hell up! Elmo knows where you live!
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Oh we have lots of names for these people: bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth, we'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if already in the gutter, to some other out of the way place. Oh we have our "reasons." They're depressing, they wear ragged clothes, they're "crazy," they smell bad. So every year on one lone concience salving day, we toss these people a bone. A turkey bone. And that's supposed to make it all better.So I was ladling food for the homeless today and was really hoping somebody would take a news picture of me headlined "Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart..." but realized I am a little thin man and would be more likely to be accused in a robbery.
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AngryCaterpillar posted:You are out of sperm. Let those fools have their Tar-Tar sauce 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh we have lots of names for these people: bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth, we'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if already in the gutter, to some other out of the way place. Oh we have our "reasons." That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can poor people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction you get from helping them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
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And that big dipper looking thing...Alan..the cowboy
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Spiffster posted:Drink-mix Man! What are you looking at? Pornography. It's a pornography store.
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Writer Cath posted:Pornography. It's a pornography store. Writer, I don't know what you have planned for tonight but count me out.
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Everything Counts posted:Writer, I don't know what you have planned for tonight but count me out. Watish! Cracks whip.
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Everything Counts posted:Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon. All she needed was a title. She was thinking along the lines of "No TV and No Beer Make Emily Dickinson" something something.
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Writer Cath posted:Pornography. It's a pornography store. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic Asses." 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic Asses." 
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La-tex... con-dom? Boy, I sure would love to live in one of those!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic Asses." 
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We have searched every square inch of this thread and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:We have searched every square inch of this thread and all we have found is porno, porno, porno! Hey hey! This is my kind of thread! 
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey hey! This is my kind of thread! Hm, good thread. Good, not great.
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AngryCaterpillar posted:Hm, good thread. Good, not great. I was spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions!
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Writer Cath posted:Watish! Cracks whip. I'm not gonna buy platinum just because you keep making that sound!
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Everything Counts posted:I was spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions! Who would want to touch Everything Counts' butt? That's where shitposts come from.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:So I was ladling food for the homeless today and was really hoping somebody would take a news picture of me headlined "Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart..." but realized I am a little thin man and would be more likely to be accused in a robbery. So I got my period today 
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Writer Cath posted:Watish! Cracks whip. Licorice whip! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:Licorice whip! As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early 40's, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for writing! We'll be right back.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Licorice whip!  Lumber, we need lumber.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Licorice whip!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early 40's, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for writing! We'll be right back. We have a caller, which is strange as this is not a call in show.
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Deviant posted:We have a caller, which is strange as this is not a call in show. That's odd....I don't have a secretary Or an intercom
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Deviant posted:We have a caller, which is strange as this is not a call in show. Why yes, I am interested in long-distance savings. Veeery interested.
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The SituAsian posted:That's odd....I don't have a secretary Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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IMJack posted:Here are your messages: Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To plea "not guilty," press 1 now. Thank you. Your plea has been REJECTED. You will be assessed the full fine plus a small LARGE LATENESS FEE Please wait by your vehicle between 9AM and 5PM for parking officer Steve GRABOWSKI.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To plea "not guilty," press 1 now. Khlau-Kalash! VH4Ever fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Nov 29, 2013 |
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The SituAsian posted:That's odd....I don't have a secretary  Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To plea "not guilty," press 1 now. Aww, listen to the gibberish they have you saying!
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