The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Hogburto posted:

Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers.

Let that be as lesson to you other nuts!

# ? Nov 29, 2013 19:18

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

VH4Ever posted:

Khlau-Kalash!

What does it mean? It doesn't mean anything. It's like "Rama Lama Ding-Dong" or "Give Peace a Chance."

# ? Nov 29, 2013 20:06

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

The Dark One posted:

Let that be as lesson to you other nuts!

You know, one day honest goons are gonna stand up to you crooked mods!

# ? Nov 30, 2013 00:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Samuel Clemens posted:

You know, one day honest goons are gonna stand up to you crooked mods!

If only we'd listened to that goon, instead of giving him a 100,000 hour probation.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 00:48

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

If only we'd listened to that goon, instead of giving him a 100,000 hour probation.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 01:16

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What was I quoting just now... :confused:

Oh yes, that probated goon! :mmmhmm:

# ? Nov 30, 2013 01:33

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

The Dark One posted:

What was I quoting just now...

Oh yes, that probated goon!

Attention Goons! Banning Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 2012 as an excuse to lay bans on the probated!

# ? Nov 30, 2013 01:48

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, you sure don't look 25, but your unlaminated, out-of-state driver's license is proof enough for me.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 01:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, you sure don't look 25, but your unlaminated, out-of-state driver's license is proof enough for me.

.... now is you goons gonna mostly incorectly quote some Simpsons, or ain't ya!?! :mad:

# ? Nov 30, 2013 02:09

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Jerusalem posted:

.... now is you goons gonna mostly incorectly quote some Simpsons, or ain't ya!?!

Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna quote incorrectly in this thread, there is a two- post minimum! :getout:

# ? Nov 30, 2013 02:19

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Spiffster posted:

Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna quote incorrectly in this thread, there is a two- post minimum!

The only thing a poster like me is good for is taking probations.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 02:44

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Spiffster posted:

Attention Goons! Banning Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 2012 as an excuse to lay bans on the probated!

Fifteen years of loyal service and this is how they tell me? A jester with an invisible proclamation. :sigh:

# ? Nov 30, 2013 03:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

.... now is you goons gonna mostly incorectly quote some Simpsons, or ain't ya!?!

B'oh!

# ? Nov 30, 2013 03:11

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

B'oh!

All right, this thread must be hot. They don't need a big OP, or even correct spelling!

# ? Nov 30, 2013 03:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

B'oh!

That's what they all say. They all say,"B'oh!" :smug:

# ? Nov 30, 2013 03:18

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Good evening, young man. My name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I'll would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID, which confirms my adultivity.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 03:57

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

All right, this thread must be hot. They don't need a big OP, or even correct spelling!

Look, I don't need this. I inhaled my favourite whistle this morning.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 04:07

AngryCaterpillar: Feb 1, 2007; I DREW THIS

HellOnEarth posted:

Look, I don't need this. I inhaled my favourite whistle this morning.

This both sucks and blows at the same time.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 04:30

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

HellOnEarth posted:

Look, I don't need this. I inhaled my favourite whistle this morning.

I'll teach you to whistle on the Sabbath! :argh:

# ? Nov 30, 2013 05:08

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'll teach you to whistle on the Sabbath!

If that were the case, he should have made the week an hour longer. Lousy God.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 05:10

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

AngryCaterpillar posted:

This both sucks and blows at the same time.

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# ? Nov 30, 2013 05:25

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

AngryCaterpillar posted:

This both sucks and blows at the same time.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 30, 2013 06:06

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

Good evening, young man. My name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I'll would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID, which confirms my adultivity.

Now when I say "Hello, Drink-Mix Man" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 06:08

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Hogburto posted:

Now when I say "Hello, Drink-Mix Man" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 06:14

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

"Snuh." It's short for "Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping"

# ? Nov 30, 2013 06:28

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hogburto posted:

Now when I say "Hello, Drink-Mix Man" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

I am in your power, boss me around.

# ? Nov 30, 2013 06:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I am in your power, boss me around.

Have you got a new best friend yet?

# ? Nov 30, 2013 06:30

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix, you infernal ninny, stick your left hoof on that flange, now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doodad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!

# ? Nov 30, 2013 06:54