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Root Bear posted:I'll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight... I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba... Eh, goodnight.
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HellOnEarth posted:Are these morons getting dumber or just louder? "Angry mob to see you, Sir." "Do they have an appointment?" "... Yes."
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Nov 30, 2013 21:22
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Elfface posted:"Angry mob to see you, Sir." Hired goons.
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Elfface posted:"Angry mob to see you, Sir." Getting angry at stuff is the hardest part of my job 
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AngryCaterpillar posted:Getting angry at stuff is the hardest part of my job Attention, everybody, um... uh... work harder, bye! 
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AngryCaterpillar posted:Getting angry at stuff is the hardest part of my job I feel like I'm gonna explode here!
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MondayHotDog posted:I feel like I'm gonna explode here! Implied MondayHotDog... or implode?
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Dec 1, 2013 01:48
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Frink posted:Implied MondayHotDog... or implode? MOM, make him stop! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:MOM, make him stop! It's a nervous twitch and I'm a bit sensitive about it...
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Dec 1, 2013 03:05
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Mister Kingdom posted:MOM, make him stop! That's what really happened. 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:That's what really happened. My marketing strategy attracted a record number of police and fire officials... but few stayed to to bowl. I failed. 
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Frink posted:Implied MondayHotDog... or implode? IMplosion!? I thought you said EX-
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Hogburto posted:Goons. 
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Mister Kingdom posted:MOM, make him stop! Mom, Mister Kingdom's smoking!
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MondayHotDog posted:Mom, Mister Kingdom's smoking! MOM! MondayHotDog's Faking it! 
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Spiffster posted:MOM! MondayHotDog's Faking it! And then came the honeymoon 
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AngryCaterpillar posted:And then came the honeymoon And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it 
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Spiffster posted:And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it What, seeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex. 
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Spiffster posted:Don't do it What Donny Don't does?
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IMJack posted:What, seeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex. You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.
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MondayHotDog posted:Mom, Mister Kingdom's smoking! Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette, kinda sophisticated.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette, kinda sophisticated. Drink-Mix, I'll never doubt you again.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette, kinda sophisticated. Anything slim!
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MondayHotDog posted:Anything slim! Pro: I'm drought-and famine-resistant.
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The Dark One posted:Pro: I'm drought-and famine-resistant. "Wohoo! Look at that blubber fly!"
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Elfface posted:"Wohoo! Look at that blubber fly!" Isn't it true that your husband consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available?
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Samuel Clemens posted:Isn't it true that your husband consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available? Ooh, oatmeal! What a delightful treat! Awww, there's a bug in it.
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Samuel Clemens posted:Isn't it true that your husband consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available? Don't eat that--wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Don't eat that--wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?  All for a low, low price of one dollar per pound.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You're going to have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma'am. Mmm, what about the bread? Does that have much
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Appropos of nothing, I just want to say how much I enjoy watching old episodes of The Simpsons. It's just... you know, it's just great to see all the old gang again - Potsie, Ralph Malph and the Fonz. 
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Elfface posted:"Wohoo! Look at that blubber fly!" Free room? Free food? Free swimming pool? Free HBO? Ooh, Free Willy!
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Jerusalem posted:Appropos of nothing, I just want to say how much I enjoy watching old episodes of The Simpsons. It's just... you know, it's just great to see all the old gang again - Potsie, Ralph Malph and the Fonz. "Who's Fonzie?!" Don't they teach you anything in school? He freed the squares!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:"Who's Fonzie?!" Don't they teach you anything in school? He freed the squares! The kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later... Oh they weren't all Tek Wars. Like the time I lost all my money to those Trekkies and my Captain William Shatner had to get it back.
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Jerusalem posted:Oh they weren't all Tek Wars. Like the time I lost all my money to those Trekkies and my Captain William Shatner had to get it back.  NEEEEERRRRRRRRDS! 
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And we played Dungeons and Dragons for four hours! ...until I was slain by an elf...
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Jerusalem posted:Oh they weren't all Tek Wars. Like the time I lost all my money to those Trekkies and my Captain William Shatner had to get it back. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Weren't you one of the Little Rascals? I'll do it for Yoda.... and all the other puppets!
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