The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Spiffster posted:

Now let's get down to business!

To my executor, Drink-Mix Man, I leave fifty thousand Dollars!

Oh I'm sorry, I must have kept quoting The Simpsons after you left the room... I do that sometimes.

# ? Dec 3, 2013 22:10

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 16:33

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, "Baby's First Pop-up Book" is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!

Aw, tomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with.

# ? Dec 3, 2013 22:13

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Oh I'm sorry, I must have kept quoting The Simpsons after you left the room... I do that sometimes.

Not now, I'm...too drunk

# ? Dec 3, 2013 22:40

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Not now, I'm...too drunk

"So I said I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini."

# ? Dec 3, 2013 22:58

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Samuel Clemens posted:

"So I said I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini."

I don�t expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral.

# ? Dec 3, 2013 23:06

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Aw, tomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with.

I see you've played knifey-spoony before. :australia:

# ? Dec 4, 2013 00:37

LoanWolf: Mar 17, 2009

Ainsley McTree posted:

Not now, I'm...too drunk

You're also fat :smugbert:

# ? Dec 4, 2013 01:09

CaptainHollywood: Feb 29, 2008; I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Ok, in the episode The Day the Violence Died with Bart and Lisa's doubles "Lester and Eliza"- were these at all in reference to the sidekicks in Beakman's World? Or was it just a coincidence, OR- could it have been that one of the writer's watched Beakman's World and he had subliminally remembered the names?

# ? Dec 4, 2013 01:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CaptainHollywood posted:

Ok, in the episode The Day the Violence Died with Bart and Lisa's doubles "Lester and Eliza"- were these at all in reference to the sidekicks in Beakman's World? Or was it just a coincidence, OR- could it have been that one of the writer's watched Beakman's World and he had subliminally remembered the names?

What possible connection could there be between Beakman's Lester and my dear ratboy?

# ? Dec 4, 2013 01:36

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Samuel Clemens posted:

"So I said I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini."

Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon...

# ? Dec 4, 2013 01:45

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon...

Mr. Foxtrot, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 02:37

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

HellOnEarth posted:

Mr. Foxtrot, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 02:43

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

HellOnEarth posted:

Mr. Foxtrot, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

We were sitting in CharlieFoxtrot's car, eating packets of mustard. :colbert:

# ? Dec 4, 2013 03:01

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

We were sitting in CharlieFoxtrot's car, eating packets of mustard.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 03:44

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

LoanWolf posted:

You're also fat

It's not fat, It's glandular! :colbert:

# ? Dec 4, 2013 04:04

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

Se�or Buuuurns!
El diablo con dinero.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 05:28

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

Señor Buuuurns!
El diablo con dinero.

Then find me his non-union Mexican equivalent!

# ? Dec 4, 2013 06:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Here's one for Jay. "Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand!" :laugh:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Dec 4, 2013 07:05

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CaptainHollywood posted:

Ok, in the episode The Day the Violence Died with Bart and Lisa's doubles "Lester and Eliza"- were these at all in reference to the sidekicks in Beakman's World? Or was it just a coincidence, OR- could it have been that one of the writer's watched Beakman's World and he had subliminally remembered the names?

# ? Dec 4, 2013 07:17

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

What possible connection could there be between Beakman's Lester and my dear ratboy?

An unrelated article, ENTIRELY within the banner headline?

# ? Dec 4, 2013 08:18

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Jerusalem posted:

What possible connection could there be between Beakman's Lester and my dear ratboy?

Fine! Then I guess I'll just have to get into the crawlspace again.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 11:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

An unrelated article, ENTIRELY within the banner headline?

I'll tell you the truth, Skeesix.... I didn't run any tests.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 12:47

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

I'll tell you the truth, Skeesix.... I didn't run any tests.

I'm not gonna lie to you, Jerusalem....

# ? Dec 4, 2013 13:31

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Jerusalem posted:

I'll tell you the truth, Skeesix.... I didn't run any tests.

So you failed miserably! The moral of this post is to never try...

# ? Dec 4, 2013 13:53

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm not gonna lie to you, Jerusalem....

I'm a man of few words:

Any questions? :geno:

# ? Dec 4, 2013 16:42

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

I'll tell you the truth, Skeesix.... I didn't run any tests.

The Truth!?!

You can't handle the truth!

No truth-handler ye!

I deride your truth-handling ability!!!

P.s. Is there a video clip online of Homer trying to come up with a food review, trying to have the dog write it and then the editor reading it through? It was in the episode "Guess who's coming to criticize dinner," in the :ugh: eleventh season.

twerking on the railroad fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Dec 4, 2013

# ? Dec 4, 2013 17:53

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm a man of few words:

Any questions?

"Who the devil are you?"

# ? Dec 4, 2013 18:20

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

The Truth!?!

You can't handle the truth!

No truth-handler ye!

I deride your truth-handling ability!!!

P.s. Is there a video clip online of Homer trying to come up with a food review, trying to have the dog write it and then the editor reading it through? It was in the episode "Guess who's coming to criticize dinner," in the :ugh: eleventh season.