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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

lol at this

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double sulk
Jul 2, 2010


:neckbeard:

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Its great op, I cant wait to see Jozy playing in chelsea blue.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

The Mash posted:

I'd like to go on record guessing that Jozy Altidore scores one more goal than Nicklas 'B52' Bendtner in the Premier League this season

welp

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

quote:

I don't loving care what you say. He's a beast, he's received little help from his teammates, and he just created both a free kick and goal on his own.

I just hope he can get a second for you to make up for SAFC's terrible defending.

lol I honestly don't even know how to approach people this delusional

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

T. Finninho posted:

lol I honestly don't even know how to approach people this delusional

its a perfect troll imo i mean look at that name

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Jozy injured Ramires at the end and got a yellow for it

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

vaginal culture posted:

Jozy injured Ramires at the end and got a yellow for it

He injured Ramires? Jesus. What is Jozy made of, steel?

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
Another Altidore but not SAFC fan. Been waiting since August to pounce.

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
Owning John Terry en route to his first goal this season... Christmas come early!

angry armadillo
Jul 26, 2010
He's only gone and done it

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

wow Jozy scored and turned Terry in the process

fair play lad

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

And in the first row, too. Good job, Jozy.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jozy has a better goal to minute ratio than noted Spurs 20m man Soldado.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
if john terry has any dignity or a shred of self awareness he'll have announced his immediate retirement by midday tomorrow

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


vaginal culture posted:

Jozy injured Ramires at the end and got a yellow for it

Give this man a medal














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of meat.

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
Did Jozmer have anything to do with the other two goals Sunderland scored? I'm guessing no, but he did score today so anything is possible.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Babby Thatcher posted:

if john terry has any dignity or a shred of self awareness he'll have announced his immediate retirement by midday tomorrow

Nothing wrong with getting done by the 2013 MAOTY mate

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
A smiling Jozy makes me smile.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

yep just seen it on the beeb it literally happened

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
All Terry's fault.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
That's just the sort of finishing you get when Jozy finally gets some service. Bet teams lacking in goals like Spurs and United are wishing they'd swooped for him when they had the chance now.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Not looking forward to Jozy's stretched-out face in the second row imo

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010





:911:

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
i think we're all caught up in how good jozy looked today that we're forgetting he scored on a miserable human pile of adultering poo poo, and that makes me happy

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Hallowed Turban posted:

All Terry's fault.

it'll be hitting him the hardest because hes a racist

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
also my 13 prediction will come through, as the weather cools down josmer is heating up for a big haul between now and the first of the year

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Modus Trollens posted:

it'll be hitting him the hardest because hes a racist

Actually it was colonial guilt.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

At least we can come to the conclusion he is still poo poo.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
Jozy is still terrible, but that was a pretty good goal. loving john terry...

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

It warms my heart to see big Jozy smiling.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I tried to fall asleep but I couldn't, I was so excited. I think I've replayed the goal about 100 times now and it honestly looks better every time. There's no feeling like this where you put all your faith on a person when everyone's doubting them and suddenly he comes good and now everyone wants in on the bandwagon, but us original Josmer fans know the struggles we went through. The floodgates are open, Release the Kraken as Captain Jack Sparrow would say, time to watch the goals pile up. All this at 24 years old, loving amazing. Gonna try to go to bed again.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Fag Boy Jim posted:

Not looking forward to Jozy's stretched-out face in the second row imo

why the long face jozy pal?

"because my goalscoring record is loving woeful outside of poverty leagues"

oh right

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Did Jose celebrate or did he have respect? For himself??

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

that's a decent goal tbh

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

lol that second touch, decent finish though.

haha terry

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
If he even falls over when he scores my prediction of more fall overs than goals is unbstoppable

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Hardfl1p posted:

i think we're all caught up in how good jozy looked today that we're forgetting he scored on a miserable human pile of adultering poo poo, and that makes me happy

What does Ryan Giggs have to do with this??

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Jozy was just waiting for his chance to school John Terry an defeat racism.

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KDdidit
Mar 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer

KDdidit posted:

I look for goals-a-plenty next month from him, as fat men are known for delivering in December.

I consider one to be plenty.

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