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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

I like the way snruB thinks.

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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Elfface posted:

I like the way snruB thinks.

Well, me and my fourth form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Elfface posted:

I like the way snruB thinks.

Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Women's Rights? posted:

Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!

One, hai-yai-yai!

Two, hai-yai-yai!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

One, hai-yai-yai!

Two, hai-yai-yai!

Keep your eyes peeled for Injuns -- I mean, Native Americans.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Elfface posted:

I like the way snruB thinks.

Alright, Mr. snruB, what's your first name?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Dark One posted:

Alright, Mr. snruB, what's your first name?

Son, this is Mrs. snruB. I just called to say I don't love you. You are a bad son, Montel...

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

snruB snruBsnurBsnurB snruB snruB!



snruB!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Elfface posted:

I like the way snruB thinks.

Deviant, use the amnesia ray.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


DrBouvenstein posted:

Deviant, use the amnesia ray.

Women won't like being shot in the face.

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

Tokelau All Star posted:

snruB snruBsnurBsnurB snruB snruB!



snruB!

This suit burns betther, LOOUUGH

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



I've said snruB so many times the words have lost all meaning!

CharlieFoxtrot fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Dec 6, 2013

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

snruB snruBsnurBsnurB snruB snruB!



snruB!

I'd just like to say this gig sucks.

Yeah, up yours, Springfield.

One, two, three, four!

ebilflindas
Sep 16, 2013

Frankly my dear, I LOVE YOU LET'S REMARRY



THE END
(edited for seniors)

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Das is nicht ein boobie!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I've said snruB so many times the words have lost all meaning!

Stop saying snruB in there! :cop:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


That's what they all say...they all say snruB

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

MondayHotDog posted:

I'd just like to say this gig sucks.

Yeah, up yours, Springfield.

One, two, three, four!

Is it my imagination or are the forums getting worse?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Ainsley McTree posted:

Das is nicht ein boobie!

:argh: And I want the non-gay explanation!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Ainsley McTree posted:

That's what they all say...they all say snruB



did you have that backwards talking dream too?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CatchrNdRy posted:



did you have that backwards talking dream too?

LOOK IN BURNS' SUIT! :argh:

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Mister Kingdom posted:

LOOK IN BURNS' SUIT! :argh:

That's drat fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. And drat good cherry pie.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

ebilflindas posted:

Frankly my dear, I LOVE YOU LET'S REMARRY



THE END
(edited for seniors)

Didn't that movie used to have a war? :raise:

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Technogeek posted:

That's drat fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. And drat good cherry pie.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

:stonk:
I have no idea what's going on.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Technogeek posted:

That's drat fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. And drat good cherry pie.

He's drat opposed! drat drat drat opposed!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Tokelau All Star posted:

He's drat opposed! drat drat drat opposed!

I gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

ebilflindas posted:

Frankly my dear, I LOVE YOU LET'S REMARRY



THE END
(edited for seniors)

And everyday I grow more afraid of the generalissimo and his plans to peacefully take control of the country. I am now comfortable with our new leader.

Sincerely,
Little Girl

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

And everyday I grow more afraid of the generalissimo and his plans to peacefully take control of the country. I am now comfortable with our new leader.

Sincerely,
Little Girl


Which way does the water turn in your toilet?

Google Translate posted:

The tide is turning

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Jerusalem posted:

Which way does the water turn in your toilet?

Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing . . .

Jerusalem, I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing . . .

Jerusalem, I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time.

Uh oh. Was that spoiler tag dry Tokelauan wit, or subtle self-pity? Ooooh, nobody has posted anything, better reply!

A..... heh... ha.... heh?

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

A..... heh... ha.... heh?

Ha...ho?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


They'll all be sad, and I'll be laughing at them. Laughing from my grave! :smug:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

Uh oh. Was that spoiler tag dry Tokelauan wit, or subtle self-pity? Ooooh, nobody has posted anything, better reply!

A..... heh... ha.... heh?

Aw, it's good to hear a boisterous American laugh again. :laugh:

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

They'll all be sad, and I'll be laughing at them. Laughing from my grave! :smug:

His drool...it’s warm!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

They'll all be sad, and I'll be laughing at them. Laughing from my grave! :smug:

I'll see you in Hell... from Heaven!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Crackerman posted:

His drool...it’s warm!

I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!

:munch:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

I'll see you in Hell... from Heaven!

Mommy?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I'll see you in Hell... from Heaven!

So, Writer Cath, you saw the big Admin? What’d he look like?

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

So, Writer Cath, you saw the big Admin? What’d he look like?

His rump was as big as the Queen's and twice as fragrant.

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