The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Jerusalem posted:

I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!

You know how many memories I have? Three! Standing in line for a movie, having a key made, and sitting here talking to you. Thirty-eight years and that's all I have to show for it! :smith:

# ? Dec 7, 2013 03:56

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

His rump was as big as the Queen's and twice as fragrant.

Erghh, what's that smell! Oh, it's you.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 04:08

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Erghh, what's that smell! Oh, it's you.

Now wait a minute, Jerusalem!

*sniff sniff*

Oh, my mistake.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 04:12

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

Now wait a minute, Jerusalem!

*sniff sniff*

Oh, my mistake.

You've failed at everything you've ever tried.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 04:34

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

You've failed at everything you've ever tried.

I'm not the principal of the thread, mother! :mad:

# ? Dec 7, 2013 04:41

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

They'll all be sad, and I'll be laughing at them. Laughing from my grave!

Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing Jerusalem.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 05:04

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Now I'm a BIG FAT DYNAMO!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 05:37

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm not the principal of the thread, mother!

And you never will be. :iceburn:

# ? Dec 7, 2013 05:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing Jerusalem.

Now hold on a second. I think it's clear what happened here is that....
*closes browser tab, logs out*

# ? Dec 7, 2013 06:13

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

Now hold on a second. I think it's clear what happened here is that....
*closes browser tab, logs out*

He's heading for the old mill. Get him!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 06:20

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Tokelau All Star posted:

Now I'm a BIG FAT DYNAMO!

Now, where's that cake?! :haw:

# ? Dec 7, 2013 06:20

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Root Bear posted:

Now, where's that cake?!

But you're gonna kill us all!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 06:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hogburto posted:

He's heading for the old mill. Get him!

No I'm not! :confused:

# ? Dec 7, 2013 06:36

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

No I'm not!

Well, let's go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 06:41

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

You've failed at everything you've ever tried.

All I can be is myself.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 07:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hogburto posted:

Well, let's go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider.

Well of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 07:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

Well of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.

I fell off the jungle gym, and when I woke up I was in here :downs:

# ? Dec 7, 2013 07:27

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I fell off the jungle gym, and when I woke up I was in here

CharlieFoxtrot is so incredible. The special schools are all over him.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 07:49

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

CharlieFoxtrot is so incredible. The special schools are all over him.

I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young drink-mix!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 07:54

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

I was in the same bar as Dan Castellaneta tonight.

The strength I had to not yell out, "Don't you hate pants?"

# ? Dec 7, 2013 08:48

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

Well of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.

Eh, you can stay here if you want but I'm leaving

# ? Dec 7, 2013 09:40

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Nouvelle Vague posted:

I was in the same bar as Dan Castellaneta tonight.

The strength I had to not yell out, "Don't you hate pants?"

Holy Macaroni!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 11:21

AngryCaterpillar: Feb 1, 2007; I DREW THIS

Nouvelle Vague posted:

I was in the same bar as Dan Castellaneta tonight.

The strength I had to not yell out, "Don't you hate pants?"

Did you pat his bald head for luck and pinch his belly to hear his girlish laugh?

# ? Dec 7, 2013 12:07

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

AngryCaterpillar posted:

Did you pat his bald head for luck and pinch his belly to hear his girlish laugh?

I'd lose their respect if I didn't.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 13:54

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

And you never will be.

I HAVE NO SON!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 13:55

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Nouvelle Vague posted:

I was in the same bar as Dan Castellaneta tonight.

The strength I had to not yell out, "Don't you hate pants?"

Ah, it's never enough. Not for them! Once they get a taste of you, they want more, and more, and more!

That reminds me, you mind if my nephew kicks you in the belly?

# ? Dec 7, 2013 16:33

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Writer Cath posted:

I'd lose their respect if I didn't.

Sure! What's a big sister for!

...oh, I shouldn't have said that!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 18:16

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ah, it's never enough. Not for them! Once they get a taste of you, they want more, and more, and more!

That reminds me, you mind if my nephew kicks you in the belly?

Cartoon voice actors... always wanting more. :rolleyes:

# ? Dec 7, 2013 18:35

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Writer Cath posted:

I'd lose their respect if I didn't.

Cath, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 19:04

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Mister Kingdom posted:

I HAVE NO SON!

Look mister, one I these posters has to be your son!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 19:10

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Mister Kingdom posted:

I HAVE NO SON!

Oh great, we came all this way and it's the wrong thread. :rolleyes:

# ? Dec 7, 2013 21:05

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Spiffster posted:

Look mister, one I these posters has to be your son!

Attention Spiffster!

We are also holding your older, balder, fatter son!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 22:44

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

So there's this run-down store in the mall near me that sells things like used comics, DVDs, action figures, etc...basiicaly, it's Android's Dungeon.

Anyway, today, I noticed they had these:

I never knew these existed, but I should have known...after all, in 89-91, The Simpsons merchandised like CRAZY! And since it's all season 1/2 merchandise, it's all terrible, terrible poo poo.

Seriously, look at them:

Though the backs are at least somewhat interesting:

(Sorry for the bad flash in the photos...and the dirty desk..glass-top desks suck for keeping clean, never get one.)

Some of the backs are those weird joke things, and the other are like a puzzle that becomes the mini-golf course.

The store also had these, which might be more interesting, but I don't know if I can bring myself to open them:

I can tell at least a couple of them still have the old, nasty-rear end stick of gum in there.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 22:45

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

DrBouvenstein posted:

I can tell at least a couple of them still have the old, nasty-rear end stick of gum in there.

Boy, they're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy. He must work there or something.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 22:47

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

No, this is Mademoiselle Gum. We're paying for letters on an installment plan. :rolleyes:

# ? Dec 7, 2013 22:47

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Remember ALF? Well he's back... in trading card form.

# ? Dec 7, 2013 22:48

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Spiffster posted:

Look mister, one I these posters has to be your son!

Who, the balding fatass?

# ? Dec 7, 2013 23:08

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Rocky V plus Rocky II equals Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 23:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap!

# ? Dec 7, 2013 23:34

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:06

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

jscolon2.0 posted:

No, this is Mademoiselle Gum. We're paying for letters on an installment plan.

Well they give you 5 q's but only 2 u's! :argh:

# ? Dec 8, 2013 01:36

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