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Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
Theoretically, you use it in doubles--two on two, where heal pulse is used to recover your second pokemon's health.

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Rynoto
Apr 27, 2009
It doesn't help that I'm fat as fuck, so my face shouldn't be shown off in the first place.

Korgan posted:

<Branflakes>

Out of everything I remember about that horrible game, Branflakes was the most hilarious.

How he keeps his job while being so incredibly incompetent is staggering.

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one

Constable Lemon posted:

Crossposting this from the Pokemon thread, because this is too good not to share: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankoubeta-68178871
I was recommended that very moveset by a goon and went through all the pains of getting a solid slowbro with perfect EV training. I've tried to make it work for quite a bit, but this isn't something you can pull off normally. There are a lot of things that can ruin the strategy, there's always something that will prevent you from pulling it off:
  • If the opponent has any status-inflicting move or...
  • Any move with a chance of inflicting a status
  • Any attack/sp. attack boosting move
  • Any defense/sp. defense lowering move
  • Any move/item/ability that can cause flinching
  • They switch out to a pokemon with a type-advantage on the first turn (switching happens before block, so you block a pokemon that is going to kill you in 2 turns even with your maxed out defenses)
  • Choice scarf rotom with trick (a surprisingly common opener)

For a better cheap trick, a max speed Lucario with the moves Roar and Copycat. You use a different pokemon to setup Stealth Rocks, which damage the opponents pokemon every time they switch a new pokemon in. Then you send in your lucario and use Roar, a move that forces the opponent to switch pokemon. Normally Roar is a terrible move because it has a negative priority, meaning the other person always gets to attack first before they are forced into switching. That's where the move Copycat comes in, a move that will use whatever move was used last. Since roar always happens last and forces the opponent to switch out it means next turn you can use copycat on your own move. The thing is the copycat doesn't replicate the priority of the move, meaning the copycat roar will happen with normal priority.

Then you just keep using the copycat roar to force your opponent to switch out over and over getting hurt by stealth rocks each time until all their pokemon have fainted.

Lorak
Apr 7, 2009

Well, there goes the Hall of Fame...

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Wait why can you heal an opponents HP? Why would you ever do that?
The attack is meant for Double/Triple Battles, to allow the player to heal one of his or her teammates. However, the attack can target ally or enemy Pokemon, but not itself. In a Single Battle, the only valid target ends up being the enemy Pokemon, as a result.

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?

Don't forget the move Taunt, which prevents all non-attacking/status move, which were all the Slowbro had.

Also the copycat roar strategy no longer works as of gen 6, the move just fails to go off.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Mazerunner posted:

Don't forget the move Taunt, which prevents all non-attacking/status move, which were all the Slowbro had.

Also the copycat roar strategy no longer works as of gen 6, the move just fails to go off.

Slowbro has the ability Oblivious, which as of 6th gen blocks Taunt.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Constable Lemon posted:

Crossposting this from the Pokemon thread, because this is too good not to share: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankoubeta-68178871

If you're not familiar with Pokemon, what happens here is Slowbro uses Block on a Pokemon that can't 2-hit-KO him, which traps it until one Pokemon faints or Slowbro switches. Slowbro then spams Slack Off, which heals 50% of his health. Normally, this kind of stalling is limited by a move's PP, which dictates how many times you can use a given move. However, Slowbro is holding a Leppa Berry, which is a one-time use item that restores PP. Combine that with the move Recycle, which allows you to re-use any consumed item in battle, and you have effectively infinite PP.

The real beauty of this is what happens when the opponent's PP eventually runs out. Normally, if a Pokemon has 0 PP, they use a move called Struggle, which does very little damage and deals 25% of the user's HP in self-damage, meaning eventually the battle would end if someone runs out of PP. Enter Slowbro's 4th move, Heal Pulse. Heal Pulse heals the target's Pokemon by 50%. With this, Slowbro creates a battle that literally can never end until someone quits, or the Slowbro user messes up and forgets to use a certain move at the right time.

The replay only goes up to turn 224, but apparently the match went above 400 turns.

That was beautiful.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
The Minecraft Hunger Games server is taken over and utterly annihilated by Team Avolition.

Over 100 people were present as they were all tortured in spawn and stayed to have explosive eggs thrown at them and the spawn area defaced.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
Lifted from the gamers.txt thread. Let's take a break from in-game griefing and have a look at some industry griefing instead.

Highlights from the terrible VGX awards show, featuring jokes by Joel McHale that were made at the expense of Geoff Keighley and the entire dumb event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbLEz8jVKDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY

Viacom has started pulling some of the videos, so get it while it's hot

Rynoto
Apr 27, 2009
It doesn't help that I'm fat as fuck, so my face shouldn't be shown off in the first place.

Lunethex posted:

The Minecraft Hunger Games server is taken over and utterly annihilated by Team Avolition.

Over 100 people were present as they were all tortured in spawn and stayed to have explosive eggs thrown at them and the spawn area defaced.

This really should be the fate of all those stupid pay for perks servers.

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

whatis posted:

Lifted from the gamers.txt thread. Let's take a break from in-game griefing and have a look at some industry griefing instead.

Highlights from the terrible VGX awards show, featuring jokes by Joel McHale that were made at the expense of Geoff Keighley and the entire dumb event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbLEz8jVKDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY

Viacom has started pulling some of the videos, so get it while it's hot

Joel McHale is a loving god

"Have you ever NOT liked a game?" :iceburn:

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

Rynoto posted:

This really should be the fate of all those stupid pay for perks servers.

What's more is Krysk disabled a lot of necessary commands and banned several people while leaving certain modifications in place. I was really hoping for him to ban everybody in the server at the end but it never came :(

Infinite Monkeys
Jul 18, 2010

If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

whatis posted:

Lifted from the gamers.txt thread. Let's take a break from in-game griefing and have a look at some industry griefing instead.

Highlights from the terrible VGX awards show, featuring jokes by Joel McHale that were made at the expense of Geoff Keighley and the entire dumb event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbLEz8jVKDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY

Viacom has started pulling some of the videos, so get it while it's hot
Haha these are gold.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:
I'd really, REALLY hate for AVO to decide to grief I server I owned or played on, but I've never not laughed at their videos. They're a walking testament of "secure your poo poo and don't be a dick to people (and don't be Reddit) and this poo poo will not happen to you".

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


whatis posted:

Lifted from the gamers.txt thread. Let's take a break from in-game griefing and have a look at some industry griefing instead.

Highlights from the terrible VGX awards show, featuring jokes by Joel McHale that were made at the expense of Geoff Keighley and the entire dumb event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbLEz8jVKDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY

Viacom has started pulling some of the videos, so get it while it's hot

I find it hard to believe you can embarrass the Geoff Keely, the Dorito's Pope, anymore



Edit: Haha holy poo poo even his wikipedia page calls him the Dorito Pope
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoff_Keighley#Career

Shalebridge Cradle fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Dec 9, 2013

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

All I can imagine is some of the people who would really care about videogame award shows reusing Joel McHales's jokes without understanding what makes them funny, so they end up talking for half an hour debating the existence of the female orgasm.

pogothemonkey0
Oct 13, 2005

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:
"If you tell me which game you love the most, I will buy you four more layers." Watching Geoff Keighley squirm is so amazing.

pogothemonkey0 fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Dec 9, 2013

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009
^^^ I only get the first half of that joke. What's the 'four more layers' referring to?

Marxist Party
Jan 29, 2009

Rock out with your Cog out!

Buried alive posted:

^^^ I only get the first half of that joke. What's the 'four more layers' referring to?

His clothing, I believe.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Buried alive posted:

^^^ I only get the first half of that joke. What's the 'four more layers' referring to?

He was wearing a lot of layers during the show. He was just making a joke about his wardrobe.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

whatis posted:

Lifted from the gamers.txt thread. Let's take a break from in-game griefing and have a look at some industry griefing instead.

Highlights from the terrible VGX awards show, featuring jokes by Joel McHale that were made at the expense of Geoff Keighley and the entire dumb event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbLEz8jVKDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY

Viacom has started pulling some of the videos, so get it while it's hot

It is never not appropriate to post this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vizBWaNdSgQ

It is amazing that Joel McHale was ever hired by a game company again after the Ubisoft conference because he so aggressively does not give a gently caress.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

SpookyLizard
Feb 17, 2009

pogothemonkey0 posted:

"If you tell me which game you love the most, I will buy you four more layers." Watching Geoff Keighley squirm is so amazing.

Reading this out context, I assumed he was referring to some sort of multi-layered doritos dip that he was shilling during the show, nad Jeff was mocking. I'm fine with it either way.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


whatis posted:

Lifted from the gamers.txt thread. Let's take a break from in-game griefing and have a look at some industry griefing instead.

Highlights from the terrible VGX awards show, featuring jokes by Joel McHale that were made at the expense of Geoff Keighley and the entire dumb event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbLEz8jVKDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY

Viacom has started pulling some of the videos, so get it while it's hot

Oh my. Where can I go to see more of this wonderful man?

1stGear posted:

It is never not appropriate to post this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vizBWaNdSgQ

It is amazing that Joel McHale was ever hired by a game company again after the Ubisoft conference because he so aggressively does not give a gently caress.

"If I play this at home, will it hurt?"
"Hah... no."
"What if I pistol-whip someone?"

Is this guy a comedian or something, or is he just REALLY jaded?

where the red fern gropes fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Dec 9, 2013

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
He hosts The Soup on whatever channel that is on. It's a celebrity gossip show where he makes fun of people.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Dreggon posted:

Is this guy a comedian or something, or is he just REALLY jaded?

He is. He stars in Community, a comedy show. It's also pretty good. Also he might be really jaded, or just written to act that way.

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

Dreggon posted:

Oh my. Where can I go to see more of this wonderful man?


"If I play this at home, will it hurt?"
"Hah... no."
"What if I pistol-whip someone?"

Is this guy a comedian or something, or is he just REALLY jaded?
I think it's both.
Did he actually steal that "ammo pack"? or did he return it after the show was done?

U NO WUT IM SAIYAN
Jan 26, 2003

by angerbeet

Dreggon posted:

Oh my. Where can I go to see more of this wonderful man?


"If I play this at home, will it hurt?"
"Hah... no."
"What if I pistol-whip someone?"

Is this guy a comedian or something, or is he just REALLY jaded?

Community is on NBC

http://www.nbc.com/community/video/

It's pretty great.

Joel McHale has done some improv stuff too, gotta wonder how much of this thing is off the cuff. The layers bit was fantastic. 'Gamers' can't dress for poo poo.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

He might actually think he is Jeff Winger now.

U NO WUT IM SAIYAN
Jan 26, 2003

by angerbeet

Soulex posted:

He might actually think he is Jeff Winger now.

Seeing some of his early stuff (after watching Community), I am more inclined to believe that Jeff is just Joel's 'default character'.

Still disappointed he didn't pop his shirt off during that game awards thing. :sigh:

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Dreggon posted:

Is this guy a comedian or something, or is he just REALLY jaded?

Another curious goon checking in, wondering why the man in the video is making jokes. Could really use some explanation on this.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

little munchkin posted:

Another curious goon checking in, wondering why the man in the video is making jokes. Could really use some explanation on this.

Good news, read the posts above yours.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
Please tell me there are more video game conferences/award shows that Joel Mchale has hosted? Why are they still hiring him to do shows if he just spends the whole time going off prompter to take the piss out of the industry?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Please tell me there are more video game conferences/award shows that Joel Mchale has hosted? Why are they still hiring him to do shows if he just spends the whole time going off prompter to take the piss out of the industry?
Did you watch it?

Would you have watched it otherwise?

Mission accomplished.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Obviously because-

Splicer posted:

Did you watch it?

Would you have watched it otherwise?

Mission accomplished.

yeah, that.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
In a similar vein, if we're talking real life griefing, this is always my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6TbH_Yzd4

Norm MacDonald at the Espys. That man is my king. Listen to that crowd, and look at those reactions.

Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Yeah, it's the same reason the Golden Globes brought back Ricky Gervais: if the host notoriously doesn't give a gently caress, it gives people a reason to tune in to see them poo poo on the awards show, and puts more viewers, however morbidly inclined, in the chair.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Here's one little secret the comedy industry doesn't want you to know about:

Sometimes people will act like they aren't in on the joke, or the joke is at their expense, because it's funnier that way. It's called playing the "straight man". These people hiring Joel are aware that he is going to make fun of them, because they understand the concept of "comedy", and know that people enjoy watching it.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Splicer posted:

Did you watch it?

Would you have watched it otherwise?

Mission accomplished.

True, though does VGX have anything to gain from a few people watching a video uploaded by someone not associated with their show/channel at all? I dunno how Youtube monetisation actually works.

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Im not really sure it can be called griefing when these guys are pretty much hired specifically because they give no fucks.

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