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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Say Nothing posted:

"What did you call me?"


The new Mayor of Geelong everybody. :downs:

Paracausal has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Dec 10, 2013

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orP4WZQdi0k

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

The Ape of Naples posted:

"African American" baby arms.

"Brown" can be used to describe middle-eastern, Indian (dot, not feather), or Latinos, as well. :eng101:

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
We doing Simpsons jokes now?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
Today on the NPR website

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Say Nothing posted:

We doing Simpsons jokes now?

nah.

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

particle409 posted:

As far as dogs go, he looks pretty psychic. It's something in those eyes. Get out of my head, Bailey!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

The spice must flow!

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Captain Trips posted:

"Brown" can be used to describe middle-eastern, Indian (dot, not feather), or Latinos, as well. :eng101:

You're right.

"Ethnic" baby arms.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
All right then!

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

God drat, it's like a dog version of Ron loving Swanson.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.


Yum.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


That picture is less SFW than 70% of pornography.

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

Mescal posted:

That picture is less SFW than 70% of pornography.

More arousing too.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

I dont want that in my mouth.

Aericura
Jun 12, 2003
I will eat your soul.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Talk about assburgers

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Special sauce.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Richard Bong posted:

I dont want that in my mouth.

Nor would I want that in my rear end.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Let's just ruin all the foods, why not?



There are more pictures in this series that you can peep at here: http://imgur.com/gallery/DQ7IH Notice: while safe for work in theory, you may or may not not want your boss wondering why you're looking at a photo of a dreamy French dude deep-throating a croissant.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

dijon du jour posted:

Let's just ruin all the foods, why not?
O.K, food based humor it is...

BadAstronaut
Sep 15, 2004


You know what Viz is, right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viz_(comic)

(It's loving fantastic)

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
It is funny pictures. And probably slightly more believable than some of the gossip glossies.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

dijon du jour posted:

Let's just ruin all the foods, why not?



There are more pictures in this series that you can peep at here: http://imgur.com/gallery/DQ7IH Notice: while safe for work in theory, you may or may not not want your boss wondering why you're looking at a photo of a dreamy French dude deep-throating a croissant.

This reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4jEIZyTZU

Probably should be considered :nms:, even though it's an aired commercial.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Caufman posted:

You're right.

"Ethnic" baby arms.

Baby arms of color, you otherizing jerk!




(she has heterochromia, she isn't actually rolling her eyes)

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

dijon du jour posted:

Let's just ruin all the foods, why not?



There are more pictures in this series that you can peep at here: http://imgur.com/gallery/DQ7IH Notice: while safe for work in theory, you may or may not not want your boss wondering why you're looking at a photo of a dreamy French dude deep-throating a croissant.
I thought these were cool as hell so I had to find the source. Here. Slightly more :nws: than the Imgur link as the British lady's nipples aren't cropped out in the original.

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

BadAstronaut posted:

You know what Viz is, right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viz_(comic)

(It's loving fantastic)

I'm not really familiar with Viz in general, but I did recognize it as an obvious parody. Still hilarious.

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

I used to read those trashy women's magazine a few years ago, mostly Chat and Take a Break, but gave them up as they started to become seriously obsessed with running stories about horrific rapes, murders and sex crimes against children. The articles are written in an weirdly infantile, sing-songy first person voice that glorified in describing the minute details of how it feels to be raped and stabbed. If you've ever read a misery memoir it's like that, but the prose is more like something from a Postman Pat book. The target audience for these magazines is middle aged mumsy types and grannies, the letters page is nothing but 'here is a photo of my gorgeous grandson' or 'here is a piccy my cat Splotch reading Chat! Silly kitty heheh.'

It's worth picking one up and having a read, if only to experience the strangeness of filling in piss easy arrow word puzzles and funny cat pictures as you read about raped babies.

Fernhill
Oct 28, 2013

I miss the Weekly World News, the best of the supermarket tabloids in the U.S. Wikipedia has a good description of it.

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
I loved when I discovered the Weekly World News. I'd seen it parodied on cartoons and such when I was a young child, and then when I read the real thing it turned out that the parody couldn't honestly outstrip it. They'd publish anything.

Also, sometimes they had actual real stories intermixed, I believe to be as confusing as possible.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
The main thing I remember about that rag was a story about some sex-crazed sea turtle that was raping vacationers in Hawaii or something. This was in the 90's sometime.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


If you liked the Weekly World News then you'll love this

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Oh my god its so beautiful

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

If you liked the Weekly World News then you'll love this

:eyepop: Is there anything Google can't do?

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

Woebin posted:

I thought these were cool as hell so I had to find the source. Here. Slightly more :nws: than the Imgur link as the British lady's nipples aren't cropped out in the original.

The UK's national food is eggs?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Let's face it: It was never going to be anything great.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

The UK's national food is eggs?

Nothing easier to boil.

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