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MondayHotDog posted:I'm afraid all those players have retired and... passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years. Oh, hello Mater. Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all, uh... who could've known you'll pull through and... live... for another five decades? Oh, is my face red!
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Anybody remember (if this is even a Simpsons episode) where this quote comes from? "Uh, let's see what's in the news today. Oh, right! That bus accident! That was sad." pretty sure it's simpsons, at any rate
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Taft, you dog!
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The broken bones posted:Anybody remember (if this is even a Simpsons episode) where this quote comes from? Kualala... Kuaueuel... France!
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Dec 13, 2013 11:19
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Elfface posted:Kualala... Kuaueuel... France!
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Embiggen posted:PARIS IS NO MORE! The legendary city of lights has been extinguished forever as a massive-- 
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The broken bones posted:Anybody remember (if this is even a Simpsons episode) where this quote comes from? And the man wants to hit the ball, too. And he does. And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy.
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Dec 13, 2013 15:47
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holttho posted:Taft, you dog! Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions! 
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Roark posted:Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions! Good memoirs. ...good, not great.
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Dec 13, 2013 16:51
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The broken bones posted:Anybody remember (if this is even a Simpsons episode) where this quote comes from? Recapping our day's top story: the winner of today's state lottery is me, Kent Brockman. Can we get a shot of me?  There you go. In other news, uh... tragic mix-up today in Cleveland... many people killed... Uhh... Goodbye!
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The broken bones posted:Anybody remember (if this is even a Simpsons episode) where this quote comes from? Let us see today's headlines... "Canada Stalls Trade Pact..."
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Dec 13, 2013 17:37
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Let us see today's headlines... "Canada Stalls Trade Pact..." Ahh shoot, Quebec's got the bomb.
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Dec 13, 2013 17:39
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The broken bones posted:Anybody remember (if this is even a Simpsons episode) where this quote comes from? Canada stalls on trade pact e: Second comes right after first! CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Dec 13, 2013 |
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Dec 13, 2013 17:55
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CatchrNdRy posted:e: Second comes right after first! Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? 
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Dec 13, 2013 18:14
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Bjay9 posted:Ahh shoot, Quebec's got the bomb. Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!
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Dec 13, 2013 18:16
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CatchrNdRy posted:Canada stalls on trade pact Here's Oates, Garfunkel, Messina, and CatchrNdRy with their new song, "We're #2."
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Dec 13, 2013 18:24
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jscolon2.0 posted:Here's Oates, Garfunkel, Messina, and CatchrNdRy with their new song, "We're #2." And our NEW number one hit, "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces "We're #2," which plunges all the way down to number 97.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:And our NEW number one hit, "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces "We're #2," which plunges all the way down to number 97. This is worse than your song about Mr. T
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Dec 13, 2013 19:38
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CatchrNdRy posted:This is worse than your song about Mr. T And now our new show, Mad about Shoe! Hey baby, gimme a kiss. Hey hey! No tongue!
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Dec 13, 2013 19:53
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Skeesix posted:And now our new show, Mad about Shoe! How cute!
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Dec 13, 2013 20:01
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Skeesix posted:And now our new show, Mad about Shoe! Well okay, but here where it says: "What I got you gotta get and put it in you", how about just: "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you."
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Dec 13, 2013 20:21
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Samuel Clemens posted:Well okay, but here where it says: "What I got you gotta get and put it in you", how about just: "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you." Everyone can enjoy that!
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Dec 13, 2013 20:31
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The broken bones posted:Anybody remember (if this is even a Simpsons episode) where this quote comes from?  I don't actually know the answer to this question
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Dec 13, 2013 20:53
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Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.
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Dec 13, 2013 20:54
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Tokelau All Star posted:Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. Hi Tokelau All Star! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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HellOnEarth posted:Hi Tokelau All Star! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I shall rule the down underverse! Yeah, I know Crash wasn't a Super Nintendo game. Who cares?! I'm quoting a cartoon, and they're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Yeah, I know Crash wasn't a Super Nintendo game. Who cares?! I'm quoting a cartoon, and they're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh. It’s just a bunch of stuff that happens like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that.
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Crackerman posted:It’s just a bunch of stuff that happens like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that. I wonder if this kind of violence really does desensitize us?     ... Wanna get a snow cone?
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Dec 13, 2013 21:30
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Samuel Clemens posted:Well okay, but here where it says: "What I got you gotta get and put it in you", how about just: "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you." Why, Daddy, why? Why won't you hug me? You hugged the mailman! 
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IMJack posted:I wonder if this kind of violence really does desensitize us? Cartoons don't have to make sense 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Why, Daddy, why? Why won't you hug me? I guess it wouldn't do any good to run 'cause you're a mail-lady and you know my name and address and everything, huh? Well, I'm still going to run.
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IMJack posted:I wonder if this kind of violence really does desensitize us? You said there'd be Fudgicles, IMJack. Where's the Fudgicles?
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Everything Counts posted:You said there'd be Fudgicles, IMJack. Where's the Fudgicles? I said there's no time to explain, and I stick by that.
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Everything Counts posted:You said there'd be Fudgicles, IMJack. Where's the Fudgicles? But why did I have the bowl, Counts? Why did I have the bowl?
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Dec 13, 2013 22:23
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Everything Counts posted:You said there'd be Fudgicles, IMJack. Where's the Fudgicles? Everything Counts, please! There'll be time for the frozen pudding wagon later.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. Skinner is a nuuut, he's got a rubber buuutt!
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Tokelau All Star posted:But why did I have the bowl, Counts? Why did I have the bowl? 
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Ainsley McTree posted:Cartoons don't have to make sense That man is my exact double. Ooh, a dog with a puffy tail! Puff! Puff!
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Samuel Clemens posted:I can think of at least two things wrong with that title. We're going to see an R rated movie. It's called Barton Fink!
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