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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



DrBouvenstein posted:

And the secret ingridient is...LOVE?!
:roboluv:

Who's been screwing with this thing?!

Edit: Hamburger earmuffs!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/how-an-amazon-mix-up-led-to-the-greatest-twitter-rant-ever



Chocolate microscopes? :allears:

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


DrBouvenstein posted:

And the secret ingridient is...LOVE?!
:roboluv:

Who's been screwing with this thing?!

Edit: Hamburger earmuffs!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/how-an-amazon-mix-up-led-to-the-greatest-twitter-rant-ever



I'm still struggling with the pickle matrix. Flayven.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Next, it's Dr. Bouvenstein and his Amazing Redenbacher Dream-Coat, with a number he calls, "Kernel Knowledge." :pervert:

"I'm hot buttered, check it and see! I've got a fever of 453..."

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"I've got a fever of 453..."

Where do we get these placebos!?
/


Maybe there's some in this truck!
/


I miss these random never again seen townspeople. If this joke was done even a couple seasons later it would have been Miss Hoover and Lenny.

Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Dec 17, 2013

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Tokelau All Star posted:

Where do we get these placebos!?
/


Maybe there's some in this truck!
/


I miss these random never again seen townspeople. If this joke was done even a couple seasons later it would have been Miss Hoover and Lenny.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

Where do we get these placebos!?
/


Maybe there's some in this truck!
/


I miss these random never again seen townspeople. If this joke was done even a couple seasons later it would have been Miss Hoover and Lenny.

I absolutely agree. It always has to be one of the recurring characters nowadays :(

So that's what's wrong with YOUR generation. Now let me get started on Drink-Mix Man's.....

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Next, it's Dr. Bouvenstein and his Amazing Redenbacher Dream-Coat, with a number he calls, "Kernel Knowledge." :pervert:

"I'm hot buttered, check it and see! I've got a fever of 453..."

...to star in the upcoming "Professor Horatio Hufnagle, and his Contrabulous Fabtraption."

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

I absolutely agree. It always has to be one of the recurring characters nowadays :(

So that's what's wrong with YOUR generation. Now let me get started on Drink-Mix Man's.....

Pokemon! Pokemon!? "Pokemon" with the "poke" and the "mon" and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing, and he makes a faaarghrfra aagh aagh aagh!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Pokemon! Pokemon!? "Pokemon" with the "poke" and the "mon" and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing, and he makes a faaarghrfra aagh aagh aagh!

Professor Frink, Professor Frink,
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think,
He likes to run, and then the thing,
with the... mm-m person...

ebilflindas
Sep 16, 2013



nay

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Tokelau All Star posted:

[spoiler]I miss these random never again seen townspeople. If this joke was done even a couple seasons later it would have been Miss Hoover and Lenny.[spoiler]

Not Lenny!

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Pokemon! Pokemon!? "Pokemon" with the "poke" and the "mon" and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing, and he makes a faaarghrfra aagh aagh aagh!

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you too!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Technogeek posted:

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you too!

I used to rock 'n roll all night, and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. :(

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Man Alive! posted:

Professor Frink, Professor Frink,
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think,
He likes to run, and then the thing,
with the... mm-m person...

Oh boy. That monkey is going to pay.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh boy. That monkey is going to pay.

Nothing's going to happen to you, Mr. Teeny Number Seven.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

IMJack posted:

I used to rock 'n roll all night, and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. :(

Who's "Disco Stu?"

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

I used to rock 'n roll all night, and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. :(

Every Simpson dance now!

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

Writer Cath posted:

Every Simpson dance now!

You are now carrying my child.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Writer Cath posted:

Every Simpson dance now!

I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance. It's a little thick, but the price is right!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Writer Cath posted:

Every Simpson dance now!

Aye, aye, mambo-man!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Aye, aye, mambo-man!

Ba ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ba ba...



BUH-BUH-BUH! :haw:

ebilflindas
Sep 16, 2013

Writer Cath posted:

Every Simpson dance now!

We work hard, we play hard.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ba ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ba ba...



BUH-BUH-BUH! :haw:

Drink-Mix Man can dance?

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Jerusalem posted:

Drink-Mix Man can dance?

Ladies and gentlemen, `Hooray for Jerusalem' invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere on earth: The Western Hemisphere! The dancinest hemisphere of all!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, `Hooray for Jerusalem' invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere on earth: The Western Hemisphere! The dancinest hemisphere of all!

He says the tide is turning!

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

MondayHotDog posted:

He says the tide is turning!

Skinner says 'the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher'.

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Jerusalem posted:

Drink-Mix Man can dance?

Mel Brooks is Jewish?!

A Boring Story
Mar 27, 2008

We're not going to Catalina, are we?

Elfface posted:

Skinner says 'the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher'.

I gotta call Burns! Maybe I can still get that drink!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

A Boring Story posted:

I gotta call Burns! Maybe I can still get that drink!

Boring! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns? Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Everything J. Counts?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Man Alive! posted:

Mel Brooks is Jewish?!

Eh, the Americans aren't so bad. They even named a street after me.

...

It's full of what?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

Every Simpson dance now!

Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't commercials?

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

Everything Counts posted:

Boring! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns? Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Everything J. Counts?

The Simpsons Quote Thread: recognising gay marriage since 2013

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Striking Yak posted:

Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't commercials?
Join me or die! Can you do any less?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Boring! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns? Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Everything J. Counts?

My name's already MondayHotDog-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nahasapasapeta-whatever.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

Boring! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns? Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Everything J. Counts?

I'm Princess Margaret!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Man Alive! posted:

Mel Brooks is Jewish?!

I knew my kind wasn't welcome here...

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

I'm Princess Margaret!

I gets me brain medicine from the national 'ealf! :britain:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Striking Yak posted:

I gets me brain medicine from the national 'ealf! :britain:

The pink ones keep you from screaming. :)

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Oh, I thought that said 'Brain Hemorrhages'.

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

I'm Princess Margaret!

What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like?

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