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Ape Has Killed Ape has a new favorite as of 02:47 on Jan 1, 2014 |
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Jan 1, 2014 02:44
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Facepalm Ranger posted:I'm terrified. The fact that there's a woman there is more terrifying. It's like she's the spectacularly unobservant lead in a low-budget Stepford Wives remake.
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Jan 1, 2014 02:48
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She just wandered into the frame.
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Jan 1, 2014 02:54
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LingcodKilla posted:Worst Orc costume ever
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Jan 1, 2014 03:03
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Dreadwroth posted:I think you confused "orc" with badass awesome dudes. It happens.
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Jan 1, 2014 03:07
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Choco1980 posted:I love how they wear matching bowlers all the time I frightened my cat laughing at this.
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Jan 1, 2014 03:53
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Oh wow, I didn't expect so many guys here! Do any of you collect Barbies too? I have over five hundred myself, and it's so nice to meet men who don't find that creepy!
No I don't. Let me introduce my "girlfriend though'
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Jan 1, 2014 05:22
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syscall girl posted:second-hand fuckdolls The idea of a second hand fleshlight (with legs) is probably the grossest thing I've heard all year.
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Jan 1, 2014 07:02
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Its okay, you can remove the crotch area and order a new one when you horribly maim it, or desire a fresh new one. 
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Jan 1, 2014 07:13
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I seem to recall someone winning an Ignobel Prize for studying the transmission of an STD via a shared sex doll. e: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1195099/?page=1 Base Emitter has a new favorite as of 07:28 on Jan 1, 2014 |
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Jan 1, 2014 07:24
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And the countdown to seeing this in a Photoshop Phriday post starts right...now. I mean, come on. It looks like that "Keep your dog away from the mailman" warnings that this website did years ago (my favorite ones from that contest were the Elton John one, the Al Bundy one, the USPS vs. UPS knife fight, the one with the mailman feeding the dog vodka and killing him, and the one where the mailman is a schoolyard bully trying to steal a kid's backpack).
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Jan 1, 2014 08:24
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Penny Paper posted:(my favorite ones from that contest were the Elton John one, the Al Bundy one, the USPS vs. UPS knife fight, the one with the mailman feeding the dog vodka and killing him, and the one where the mailman is a schoolyard bully trying to steal a kid's backpack). Wow, thanks for telling us. I'll keep an eye out for those
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Jan 1, 2014 09:04
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Kanfy posted:Sports are fine, sports discussion is the worst if you don't follow the particular sport yourself. I always feel bad for the people with the cheap dolls there. As if being a dollfucker isn't bad enough, they have to be on the bottom rung of dollfuckers.
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Jan 1, 2014 10:03
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 I feel like we should have a 4chan post/tumblr text post thread
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Jan 1, 2014 10:15
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I'm dumb please explain that image?
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Jan 1, 2014 10:29
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His last three digits are '001'.
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Jan 1, 2014 10:31
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Look at the number following the timestamp on the post. The last three numbers are 001. So, the poster's claim that he's going to take on three whole digits is actually farcical as the the hundreds and tens categories are at zero. e. f,b
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Jan 1, 2014 10:32
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SynthOrange posted:Its okay, you can remove the crotch area and order a new one when you horribly maim it, or desire a fresh new one. O god why do i have more information on this I found some shithole of a website and submitted it to the Awful link of the day years ago... Our info on it is bad but do not I repeat do not click the clean and replace link if you value your sanity. http://www.somethingawful.com/awful-links/boy-toy-dolls/ And to clean the pallet after that 
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Jan 1, 2014 10:39
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Haruharuharuko posted:And to clean the pallet after that Oh hey, it's the NONE Pizza with Left Beef. Haven't seen that one in a while.
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Jan 1, 2014 12:54
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m2pt5 posted:Oh hey, it's the NONE Pizza with Left Beef. Haven't seen that one in a while.
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Jan 1, 2014 16:55
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That writer sounds pretty ungrateful for having received an essentially none pizza with left beef.
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Jan 1, 2014 16:59
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I wonder what a pizza with all the toppings would look like.
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Jan 1, 2014 17:20
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JuHoZ posted:I wonder what a pizza with all the toppings would look like. As a former domino's employee, at the end of my shift I'd make a breadsticks serving covered in just about everything and run it through the oven and if I put buffalo sauce on it it was loving amazing. I seriously loved that job. Insider info, their dough and ingredients are actually really fresh. I make bread from scratch at home and always thought pretty highly of their regular crust dough. The thin crust and deep dish ones are pre-formed though, so if you want genuine handmade poo poo go regular crust.
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Jan 1, 2014 17:46
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Crovie posted:I always feel bad for the people with the cheap dolls there. As if being a dollfucker isn't bad enough, they have to be on the bottom rung of dollfuckers. Every rung of that ladder is the bottom rung. 
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Jan 1, 2014 17:48
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My girlfriend's sister got me that for Christmas. It's a pretty solid book, too
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Jan 1, 2014 18:50
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JuHoZ posted:I wonder what a pizza with all the toppings would look like. My husband's best buddy works at a pizza place and gets some insane discount with as many toppings as he wants, so lately they've been getting these ridiculous pizzas with 8-10 (mostly meat) toppings when they play DnD on Saturday nights. It's basically a casserole at that point.
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Jan 1, 2014 19:05
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:It's basically a casserole at that point. They prefer the term "chicago-style"
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Jan 1, 2014 19:12
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Captain Trips posted:They prefer the term "chicago-style" And hillbillies want to be called sons of the soil, but it ain't gonna happen.
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Jan 1, 2014 19:20
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Captain Trips posted:They prefer the term "chicago-style" No, there's not enough crust/sauce for that. The toppings mostly just fall off so you sort of have to fold up the slice and use the crust as a funnel to guide them into your mouth. I think it's stupid so I get my own separate pizza.
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Jan 1, 2014 19:35
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:No, there's not enough crust/sauce for that. The toppings mostly just fall off so you sort of have to fold up the slice and use the crust as a funnel to guide them into your mouth. I think it's stupid so I get my own separate pizza. Pizza is supposed to be folded.
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Jan 1, 2014 19:39
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The Ape of Naples posted:Pizza is supposed to be folded. Good pizza is. Not dominos or papa johns or any other mainstream American Pizza Delivery.
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Jan 1, 2014 20:00
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The best pizza is the kind you can roll up and slowly insert the entire slice into your open mouth. People that use a knife and fork for pizza are just pretending to be classy.
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Jan 1, 2014 21:41
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Blind Rasputin posted:The thin crust and deep dish ones are pre-formed though, so if you want genuine handmade poo poo go regular crust. Deep-dish is hand-made as well now and soooo much better, though pretty buttery.
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Jan 1, 2014 21:52
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Ak Gara posted:The best pizza is the kind you can roll up and slowly insert the entire slice into your open mouth. People that use a knife and fork for pizza are just pretending to be classy. It's common in Europe. They don't slice the pizza (at least I'm Germany, Switzerland, Italy, and Austria) at restaurants so you essentially got to do it yourself.
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Jan 1, 2014 21:54
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Soulex posted:It's common in Europe. They don't slice the pizza (at least I'm Germany, Switzerland, Italy, and Austria) at restaurants so you essentially got to do it yourself. Do they at least give you scissors to cut it with?
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Jan 1, 2014 22:25
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Swords.
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Jan 1, 2014 22:26
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Chopsticks.
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Jan 1, 2014 22:30
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Oh hey we all talking about food again? Seems like the thread for it.
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Jan 1, 2014 22:32
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I don't get this one.
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Jan 1, 2014 23:13
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Soulex posted:Good pizza is. Not dominos or papa johns or any other mainstream American Pizza Delivery. Ugh pizza hipsters.
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Jan 1, 2014 23:18
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