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Miranda
Dec 24, 2004

Not a cuttlefish.

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Wank
Apr 26, 2008

Sad lions posted:

Also, I passed by this place called Wankdorf (which I could only read as 'wanked off') which cracked me up.

You know what team represents Wankdorf, don't you? Why the Young Boys of Bern of course! The Bern Sports Club Young Boys plays out of Wankdorf Stadium.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Wank posted:

You know what team represents Wankdorf, don't you? Why the Young Boys of Bern of course! The Bern Sports Club Young Boys plays out of Wankdorf Stadium.

Leading to the best headline ever:

http://m.espn.go.com/soccer/story?storyId=270580&src=desktop

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

bhsman posted:

Never noticed that until you pointed it out; awesome.

Help?

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

See the tree on the right side that's got light from the fire covering it? Notice anything in the 'gap' between it and the shadowed tree to the right?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

bhsman posted:

See the tree on the right side that's got light from the fire covering it? Notice anything in the 'gap' between it and the shadowed tree to the right?

Oh! I thought that was it but I wasn't sure at all.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




FTJ
Mar 1, 2003

BTB's Monty Python pro-star!

This is the best headline though:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
90's football. Dicks, Seaman and Cuntz.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Fair Hallion
Jul 25, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:

followed with:
http://espnfc.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5739

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Soulex posted:

Hell, or Helles beer, is loving delicious. It abides by the Bavarian Purity law

The reinheitsgebot is a nice idea but by no means does it ensure good beer or should it be used as evidence that a beer is good in modern days. It's a good they amended it to include yeast once they discovered it was the crucial ingredient for making beer, I guess, but lots of other good ingredients cause a beer to violate the law.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

FTJ posted:

This is the best headline though:


I'll always be partial to the time Caledonian Thistle defeated Celtic, and The Sun's subsequent headline.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/bWcIlsU.jpg[/img]

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Do we need to spoiler images like that? That's really unnecessary.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Elfface posted:

I'll always be partial to the time Caledonian Thistle defeated Celtic, and The Sun's subsequent headline.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/bWcIlsU.jpg[/timg]

This is the only thing most football fans will give the Sun credit for. :allears:

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

FTJ posted:

This is the best headline though:


Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Soulex posted:

Germany does have some weird stuff though that resemble English. Their word for exit is Ausfahrt. I know how it's pronounced, but it doesn't stop me from saying rear end fart. Also, some restaurants have schnitzel in a variety of ways. One of those ways is "wiener art"

Yeah, that's...the origin of the English word wiener. From Vienna.

I wonder if there are forums full of German nerds laughing at English words that somewhat resemble swear words in their language.

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Goddamn it, Moon Moon.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011



There was some christian news website a while back that automatically filtered gay to be homosexual. So then this headline came through and nobody though to add an exception until everyone noticed



Tired Homosexual succumbs to Dix

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Similarly, the turnoff for Mountain Village, CO is at mile marker 68.99. Not sure if that's just this highway or all of them.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
What I want to know is if they moved the sign back 52.8 feet :colbert:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

A Michigan classic:

Sir Simon Milligan
Mar 27, 2003

Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!

Efexeye posted:

A Michigan classic:



I've driven by this almost every day for years, and I still snicker like a little kid when I go by it.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
Speaking of amusing locations in Michigan...


This was on my drive between home and college.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

hooah posted:

Speaking of amusing locations in Michigan...


This was on my drive between home and college.

We had a DM at the paper who had a down route in Climax, Ga. He was also a staunch puritanical Christian, and nearly blanched at the thought of discussing sex in public.

Naturally, whenever we saw him on the way out:

"Hey Alan, heading out to climax tonight?"
"...gonna make it to climax in time?"


On the way in:

"Hey Alan, how was your trip to climax?"
"Did you get to climax okay last night?"


Yes, everyone in the department is literally an overgrown teenager and it is awesome.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009





More here

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Photoshopped, everyone knows dogs can't look up.

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.
Colorado > Kentucky!

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

brokowski
May 13, 2013

cowboythreespeech posted:

Go on.

edit: website? portfolio? anything that isn't just "oh I know that guy"?

edit edit: look at meeeeee http://willlaren.blogspot.ca/

Wow I goofed. Don't know that guy, his style is so eerily similar to my friends (in a weird kind of way, feel free to disagree)

http://shanepatrickfitzgerald.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-11-23T14:35:00-08:00&max-results=7&start=7&by-date=false

There's his profile, still gots some funny pics.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Very Silverstein-y. I particularly like the gremlin in a t-shirt with a jeep for a cock.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!
One of these things is not like the others...

SirJohanna
Nov 23, 2007

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

poo poo, I didn't know Chris Hadfield hunted giant squirrels! What an awesome guy.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Super Waffle posted:

What I want to know is if they moved the sign back 52.8 feet :colbert:

419.9999... = 420 after all. :goonsay:

BisterdDave
Apr 21, 2004

Slitzweitz!

particle409 posted:

One of these things is not like the others...



Instantly thought of Ski Free.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


BisterdDave posted:

Instantly thought of Ski Free.

Glad I'm not the only one.

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Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Trent posted:

419.9999... = 420 after all. :goonsay:

It is very clearly not 419.999... it's just 419.99 which IS mathematically distinct from 420. :colbert:

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