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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


dogstile posted:

I take back everything I ever said about coming in sick if you absolutely have to. I'm dizzy as hell, i'm shaking, i feel cold and I have no balance whatsoever. gently caress the guy who gave this to me, its awful.

I had the same issue this morning. Restless sleep due to getting over a bout of "I haven't tried this *insert ethnic food* place before" and I was a drat zombie. My manager noticed that all I was doing was moving my mouse around attempting to work and sent me home. Not before a fatigue management lecture however.

And as soon as I get home I feel absolutley fine, attempt to remote in to be honest and do some work....nope it's down, so beers here!

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Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

Volmarias posted:

Time to :yotj: and exaggerate your current pay.

Ah, yes, talking of that, I know a guy who's now working for Google because he wrote in detail about WebKit Blink nightlies, lol.

Malkar
Aug 19, 2010

Taste the cloud
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=6321960&srkey=a225-5203

My coworker went to buy that at the store. It was listed at the same price. Called their tech support line, they also confirmed that that is the correct and accurate price.

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

Malkar posted:

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=6321960&srkey=a225-5203

My coworker went to buy that at the store. It was listed at the same price. Called their tech support line, they also confirmed that that is the correct and accurate price.

Seems reasonable.

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

Malkar posted:

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=6321960&srkey=a225-5203

My coworker went to buy that at the store. It was listed at the same price. Called their tech support line, they also confirmed that that is the correct and accurate price.

How could they possibly justify that price without having the word "Monster®" stamped on that somewhere?

MW
May 20, 2001

"Nooooooooo!?"

dorkanoid posted:

I...think some of your numbers are off by a factor of 10?

Hmm yeah, out of habit I wrote the Swedish salaries as earned by month and the US salaries as earned by year as that's how salaries are traditionally communicated in the respective country.

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob
If you price it high enough, you only have to sell a few! This market theory is well documented in the literature with a lemonade stand as the example. See published work by Watterson, Bill.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

CollegeCop posted:

How could they possibly justify that price without having the word "Monster®" stamped on that somewhere?

The cable is made entirely out of enriched uranium?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The HR VP just approved $8,000 in monitor arms. Some of them are $480 bucks!

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Dick Trauma posted:

The HR VP just approved $8,000 in monitor arms. Some of them are $480 bucks!

Cheaper than paying out for injury claims

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

Caged posted:

Cheaper than paying out for injury claims

Right but the shocking part is that it was someone from HR that figured this out.

TWBalls
Apr 16, 2003
My medication never lies

Malkar posted:

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=6321960&srkey=a225-5203

My coworker went to buy that at the store. It was listed at the same price. Called their tech support line, they also confirmed that that is the correct and accurate price.

Can you order from Newegg? They have it for $15.99

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

Malkar posted:

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=6321960&srkey=a225-5203

My coworker went to buy that at the store. It was listed at the same price. Called their tech support line, they also confirmed that that is the correct and accurate price.

This sounds exactly like a "We work in government and we need to spend $30,000 in the next two days or our budget will be cut next quarter" kind of purchase.

QuiteEasilyDone
Jul 2, 2010

Won't you play with me?
Itemized expenditure: Specialized connection equipment for server environment

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Things not pissing me off at my new job: twin 30" displays, a 24" display for my laptop docking station, high end i7's in laptop and linux box, 16GB RAM in both, and a really cool team to work with. :yotj:

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Welp, almost a year to the day my new place of employment is being sold. Same thing happened to my previous place.

I am like a bad luck charm. At least everyone but the owners.

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

dogstile posted:

I take back everything I ever said about coming in sick if you absolutely have to. I'm dizzy as hell, i'm shaking, i feel cold and I have no balance whatsoever. gently caress the guy who gave this to me, its awful.

Sorry.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Sickening posted:

Welp, almost a year to the day my new place of employment is being sold. Same thing happened to my previous place.

I am like a bad luck charm. At least everyone but the owners.

Time to start your own shop, obviously.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

evol262 posted:

Erlang is really tricky and lovely about hostname resolution. Have you tried troubleshooting with Erl?

This is so god drat true. It also tends to ignore DNS hostnames, so you have to hard code everything into /etc/hosts. But since this is being attempted on CentOS, it probably has some required package that is too old of a version. I do like CentOS, but god drat do they take forever to update their packages.

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

Sickening posted:

Welp, almost a year to the day my new place of employment is being sold. Same thing happened to my previous place.

I am like a bad luck charm. At least everyone but the owners.

Well, at least you've been through this song and dance before. Time to break out the resume!

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011
This week is going to suck, sorry this is more of a lovely business rant. Four of my coworkers are being laid off Wednesday, including my Jr. Admin/Desktop support tech. Just found out today and I'm not sure what to do. He'll get his bonus/severance/unemployment, but he just bought a house :(. I knew it was going to happen sooner or later, we shrank so much this last year even I could not justify his position to my boss. :smith:

nitrogen
May 21, 2004

Oh, what's a 217°C difference between friends?

Sickening posted:

Welp, almost a year to the day my new place of employment is being sold. Same thing happened to my previous place.

I am like a bad luck charm. At least everyone but the owners.

This has nothing to do with your post, but with your avatar. I just watched the last episode of Fringe on Netflix yesterday. Walter Bishop is pretty loving awesome.

Back to your post, though, similar things have happened to me. My current gig, company got sold the day after I started. It got sold AGAIN 2 years after i started. For some reason, I'm still working there. I guess i'm lazy or something.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

nitrogen posted:

This has nothing to do with your post, but with your avatar. I just watched the last episode of Fringe on Netflix yesterday. Walter Bishop is pretty loving awesome.

And I know I would not want to work any place that wouldn't hire a drug addled mad scientist. :science:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

RFC2324 posted:

And I know I would not want to work any place that wouldn't hire a drug addled mad scientist. :science:

Shame about the awful 5th season though.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Where I live, I get to choose between slow aDSL and fast cable. The aDSL provider we're using has a fairly nice and neutral usage policy. The cable provider prohibits (freely translated) "running any servers, personal or commercial". I doubt they'd care about some ssh and a few games, but I don't want to commit to "let's hope they keep being nice".

As I do every 6 months, I recently sent them a mail (through some anemic contact form) asking if they'd reconsider; so far they haven't answered that. They have, however, answered a tweet I also sent:

Me: "Any chance of reconsidering the 'no private servers'-policy? Not tempting enough to swap the SSH servers for more bandwidth."
Them: "Sadly, we are unable to restructure our network as of now".

:psyduck:

dor1
Jun 5, 2011

Computer viking posted:

Me: "Any chance of reconsidering the 'no private servers'-policy? Not tempting enough to swap the SSH servers for more bandwidth."
Them: "Sadly, we are unable to restructure our network as of now".

:psyduck:

SSH server are a known network killer. :colbert:

On a related note: how would they possibly know if you are hosting a server?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

dor1 posted:

SSH server are a known network killer. :colbert:

On a related note: how would they possibly know if you are hosting a server?
Realistically: If you use a lot of bandwidth they might bother to look at the traffic and open ports by hand.
Theoretically: Automated nmap scans and/or packet inspection.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Almost everything includes that in non business lines, they don't care unless you either use a gently caress ton of bandwidth or are making money. Even then they normally just call you and tell you to either cut it out or upgrade to business.

hihifellow
Jun 17, 2005

seriously where the fuck did this genre come from

pixaal posted:

Almost everything includes that in non business lines, they don't care unless you either use a gently caress ton of bandwidth or are making money. Even then they normally just call you and tell you to either cut it out or upgrade to business.

Pretty much this, it's there so that when Mr. "I'm-too-cheap-for-a-business-line-This-downtime-is-costing-me-THOUSANDS-!!!!" threatens legal action he doesn't have any basis for it. They won't care about some home use SSH servers, the traffic is no worse than your average multiplayer game that uses P2P instead of hosted servers.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

Ugh. Other teams are doing poo poo in a less than ideal way, but I don't speak up because I'm stretched thin as it is. So my decision is to either work even harder, or sit back and watch people do things the wrong way. I might just be pissy today or something. Trying to give no fucks.

Powdered Toast Man
Jan 25, 2005

TOAST-A-RIFIC!!!
This doesn't piss me off because I don't have to deal with it, but it's still loving hilarious.

So, a while back someone at the HDQ of my company (read: not someone in IT, since all the IT people including myself are at a different office) took it upon herself to upgrade a bunch of workstations of Office 2010. She is a complete loving dingbat airhead, so her logic was, I'll buy one copy of Office 2010 and upgrade all of these systems!

That was 90 days ago as of yesterday. Guess what just happened? :magical:

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

Adjust the bass and let the Alpine blast

Powdered Toast Man posted:

This doesn't piss me off because I don't have to deal with it, but it's still loving hilarious.

So, a while back someone at the HDQ of my company (read: not someone in IT, since all the IT people including myself are at a different office) took it upon herself to upgrade a bunch of workstations of Office 2010. She is a complete loving dingbat airhead, so her logic was, I'll buy one copy of Office 2010 and upgrade all of these systems!

That was 90 days ago as of yesterday. Guess what just happened? :magical:

Haha. Their logic is clearly "IT makes everything so complicated! See, I just bought this disc and installed it! Everything is fine!".

No, Windows volume licencing and actual licence contracts are for a reason. But hey, what do we know?

Powdered Toast Man
Jan 25, 2005

TOAST-A-RIFIC!!!

HalloKitty posted:

Haha. Their logic is clearly "IT makes everything so complicated! See, I just bought this disc and installed it! Everything is fine!".

No, Windows volume licencing and actual licence contracts are for a reason. But hey, what do we know?

You should have seen the look on her face when we told her what the licensing would cost.

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

Powdered Toast Man posted:

You should have seen the look on her face when we told her what the licensing would cost.

Guess what's coming out of IT's budget?

Powdered Toast Man
Jan 25, 2005

TOAST-A-RIFIC!!!

Ursine Asylum posted:

Guess what's coming out of IT's budget?

Hahahahaha..haha..ha...what budget? :shepicide:

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?
Well poo poo, my review is next week. I've taken roughly four days off sick recently and its just hit me again. I really don't want to take more time off just before my review but I don't want to give it to anyone else.

Bit of a pickle and its making me really angry. Two weeks from now and I wouldn't care.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

dogstile posted:

Well poo poo, my review is next week. I've taken roughly four days off sick recently and its just hit me again. I really don't want to take more time off just before my review but I don't want to give it to anyone else.

Bit of a pickle and its making me really angry. Two weeks from now and I wouldn't care.

... give it to anyone else?

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

... give it to anyone else?

The illness he just got again.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Khisanth Magus posted:

The illness he just got again.

Oh. A friend of mine recently mentioned donating pto time to a coworker, which sounds insane to me, and I thought that was what he was talking about.

Durr.

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dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?
Yeah, I really don't want to put this on anyone else. I think i'll offer to work from home, I can remote in and use my mobile to call customers back (better than the work phone lines right now anyway) and I won't give it to people. Just gotta see if my boss would be ok with me doing that.

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