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Warcabbit: Apr 26, 2008; Wedge Regret

And several aides to the Prince and Queen Mum! Oh, joy!

# ? Dec 19, 2013 17:52

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BogDew: Jun 14, 2006; E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

It's in the public interest to find out if the police were sent to the tower for pinching her Maj's royale savories!

# ? Dec 20, 2013 00:42

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Slighty off topic cross posting from the cricket thread.

But Piers Morgan was running his mouth about the English cricket team, calling a player with depression weak etc.

Anyway he was challenged to a nets session with a older fast bowler (Brett Lee) who thoroughly lined him up. 3 body blows, he fell on his rear end getting out of the way and then got out.

Satisfying, rather see him in jail though.

e: The Guardian was quick getting it online
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/video/2013/dec/27/piers-morgan-brett-lee-over-cricket

a real chump fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Dec 27, 2013

# ? Dec 27, 2013 05:32

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

One of the more interesting incidents in the whole case was in court today:

quote:

Hacking trial sees footage of Charlie Brooks allegedly hiding evidence

CCTV footage of Rebekah Brooks's husband allegedly hiding evidence from the police investigating phone hacking has been shown to the jury in the Old Bailey trial.

Charlie Brooks was recorded coming down the lift from their apartment in Chelsea Harbour and entering the car park carrying a jiffy bag and a laptop. Moments later he is clearly seen returning to the entrance of the lift empty-handed.

The CCTV footage, seized by Scotland Yard, was timed at 12 minutes after Rebekah Brooks was arrested at Lewisham police station on Sunday, 17 July 2011. This was two days after Brooks resigned as chief executive of News International in the wake of the phone-hacking scandal that led to closure of the News of the World.

Brooks is accused of conspiring with her husband and News International's head of security to conceal "documents and computers" from the investigating detectives.

All three have denied the charges.

The jury heard earlier on Monday that a security operation to protect Rebekah Brooks from the media had been mounted that same weekend � 15 to 17 July 1011 � in Oxfordshire, where the couple have their country home.

Code-named Blackhawk, it involved News International's head of security Mark Hanna, and a number of security assistants who spent Saturday night in Oxfordshire where the Brooks were that weekend.

The jury heard that Rebekah and Charlie Brooks and two of their security team, Paul Edwards and Daryl Jorsling, returned to London on Sunday morning and went straight the office of Kingsley Napley, her solicitors.

She was then driven to Lewisham police station by Edwards where she was expected for a pre-arranged interview. She was arrested at 12.02pm.

At 11.52am, CCTV footage recorded Charlie Brooks and his solicitor Angus McBride entering the reception area at Chelsea Harbour.

At 12.14pm, separate cameras in an underground carpark show Brooks carrying a jiffy bag and the laptop, coming out of a lift door, looking briefly to his right and then walking to his left and disappearing out of view of the camera.

Moments later he returns having deposited the jiffy bag and laptop somewhere off camera and goes back upstairs.

His wife, the former News International chief executive, had resigned on Friday, 15 July, and was subjected to a heightened security risk, William Clegg, counsel for Hanna had told the court.

"Threatening mail had in fact been received at Thomas More Square [News International's offices] addressed to some in the executive," said Clegg. "There was a perceived heightened risk at Thomas More Square, and a perceived heightened security risk to News Corp executives."

Hanna was in Oxfordshire from Friday night to Sunday morning organising protection for these various executives perceived to be at risk.

There's even pictures, via Robin Brant

mark Hanna walks out of car park at brooks Chelsea flat with material left there earlier by Charlie brooks

Police exit car park at brooks Chelsea flat with items after searching the flat

Daryl jorsling arrives at car park at brooks Chelsea flat & takes black bin liner out of boot, returns empty handed

Cleaner in car park at brooks Chelsea flat finds black bin liner and places it in bins he is taking away

Charlie brooks runs hand through hair as he & driver paul Edwards realise the black bin liner has gone

# ? Jan 14, 2014 17:09

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

Brown Moses posted:

Charlie brooks runs hand through hair as he & driver paul Edwards realise the black bin liner has gone

Can I get this framed somewhere?

# ? Jan 14, 2014 17:19

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

Bits of videos are being posted online
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/video/2014/jan/14/cctv-footage-charlie-brooks-allegedly-hiding-evidence-video

# ? Jan 14, 2014 17:23

notaspy: Mar 22, 2009

Do we know what WS on this laptop?

# ? Jan 14, 2014 17:25

Jut: May 16, 2005; by Ralp

notaspy posted:

Do we know what WS on this laptop?

Hopefully a Brooks/Cameron sex tape.

# ? Jan 14, 2014 21:29

stickyfngrdboy: Oct 21, 2010

According to the report on BBC the contents of the laptop/jiffy (which the binmen handed in to police) were the cause of the charges the accused currently face.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 00:32

HCO Plumer GCB GCM: Apr 29, 2010; "Gentlemen, we may not make history tomorrow, but we shall certainly change the geography."

Jut posted:

Hopefully a Brooks/Cameron sex tape.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 00:34

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

HCO Plumer GCB GCM posted:

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Brooks/Cameron/Wendi Murdoch/Blair foursome.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 00:41

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

stickyfngrdboy posted:

According to the report on BBC the contents of the laptop/jiffy (which the binmen handed in to police) were the cause of the charges the accused currently face.

It gave them circumstantial evidence about a conspiracy to hide evidence. The worst possible mistake they made in the whole affair. It surprises me that they didn't consider CCTV in a carpark.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 07:21

AVeryLargeRadish: Aug 19, 2011; I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

VanSandman posted:

Brooks/Cameron/Wendi Murdoch/Blair foursome.

People always forget poor Raisa. Surely Raisa must have been involved too, right?

# ? Jan 15, 2014 07:35

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

HCO Plumer GCB GCM posted:

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Just as well nobody mentioned the possibility of Uncle Rupe being in there then, eh?

# ? Jan 15, 2014 08:24

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

Interesting reading material in the Brooks household

quote:

BREAKING: Lesbian Lovers was the magazine hidden the Jiffy Bag according to Counsel for Charlie Brooks

# ? Jan 15, 2014 16:49

Plavski: Feb 1, 2006; I could be a revolutionary

"A self-confessed player of the pink oboe..."

# ? Jan 15, 2014 17:28

winegums: Dec 21, 2012

Every time I read something sensational about this story I worry the Brooks camp are releasing this shite to distract from the real issues (see also: David Cameron not knowing what 'lol' means).

:tinfoil:

# ? Jan 15, 2014 18:32

Banano: Jan 10, 2005; Soiled Meat

So hang on, the content of an issue of Lesbian Lovers is at the core of perverting :rimshot:

the course of justice or did the Brooks decide to dispose of a pedestrian grumble mag at the same time as evidence of criminality?

# ? Jan 15, 2014 20:11

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

winegums posted:

Every time I read something sensational about this story I worry the Brooks camp are releasing this shite to distract from the real issues (see also: David Cameron not knowing what 'lol' means).

PR firms are booming! It's the only way the economy has recovered.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 20:23

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Returned to the thread because of the new title.

I was disappointed.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 20:25

EmptyVessel: Oct 30, 2012

winegums posted:

Every time I read something sensational about this story I worry the Brooks camp are releasing this shite to distract from the real issues (see also: David Cameron not knowing what 'lol' means).

Lover Of Lesbians?

# ? Jan 15, 2014 22:26

Lazarus Long: Dec 13, 2002

Had to look up what a jiffy bag was...disappointed it wasn't popcorn related.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 22:44

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Plavski posted:

"A self-confessed player of the pink oboe..."

That's gay men. For women it would have to be the upright harmonica.

# ? Jan 16, 2014 00:20

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Banano posted:

So hang on, the content of an issue of Lesbian Lovers is at the core of perverting the course of justice or did the Brooks decide to dispose of a pedestrian grumble mag at the same time as evidence of criminality?

The point was that everything in that bag was very obviously stuff Charlie didn't want the police to find. They hid it (and then apparently got the NI head of security to hide it more) when they knew plod were going to pay them a visit.

# ? Jan 16, 2014 01:11

Banano: Jan 10, 2005; Soiled Meat

That's kind of what I was getting at - LESBIAN LOVERS is actually completely irrelevant to the charges?

Also paying for pornography in the year of our lord 2011 :laffo:

Also actual physical pornography in the year of our lord 2011 :newlol:

Banano fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jan 16, 2014

# ? Jan 16, 2014 01:31

ReV VAdAUL: Oct 3, 2004; I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Banano posted:

That's kind of what I was getting at - LESBIAN LOVERS is actually completely irrelevant to the charges?

Also paying for pornography in the year of our lord 2011

Also actual physical pornography in the year of our lord 2011

You make a good point which chimes with an article that ran in the Guardian during the Leveson inquiry that suggested many people were only following proceedings because it was the only source of prurient details because hackgate had forced the media to tone things down.

Which would suggest not only is there an interest by the powers that be to obscure the most important details but also a profit motive to do so provided by the lowest common denominator of consumers.

# ? Jan 16, 2014 11:35

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

We should all face these fantastic revelations of corruption and intrigue with the soberness which Alan Rusbridger greeted them, presumably.

# ? Jan 16, 2014 12:28

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

They should now have to verify the ages of all the women in the magazine.
As if one is underage, BLAMMO paedo charges.

# ? Jan 16, 2014 12:40

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

You hide porn in railway sidings everyone knows that. Amateurs.

# ? Jan 16, 2014 18:22

Rude Dude With Tude: Apr 19, 2007; Your President approves this text.

I think the sad decline of the British pornographic industry has a lot to do with the privatisation of British Rail in '94

# ? Jan 16, 2014 18:29

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

Peter Jukes has started a new Indiegogo fundraiser for his coverage of the trials.
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/live-tweeting-the-hacking-trial-till-the-verdict

# ? Jan 16, 2014 20:03

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

namesake posted:

You hide porn in railway sidings everyone knows that. Amateurs.

Do you folks over there not keep your porn stashed in the forest? Man, things are so weird in other countries.

# ? Jan 16, 2014 22:43

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Banano posted:

That's kind of what I was getting at - LESBIAN LOVERS is actually completely irrelevant to the charges?

Also paying for pornography in the year of our lord 2011

Also actual physical pornography in the year of our lord 2011

As staunch capitalists they are unable to climax unless the invisible hand of the free market comes into play.

# ? Jan 16, 2014 23:26

HortonNash: Oct 10, 2012

duz posted:

Do you folks over there not keep your porn stashed in the forest? Man, things are so weird in other countries.

Hedgerows, railway sidings, grass verges, forests and playing fields, all good sources of pre-Internet grumble mags. Catching sight of pages pinned to bushes, or caught in goal nets, furtively checking to make sure no one else was around, sidling up to the potential jazz rag in such a way as to retain plausible deniability, quickly grabbing it and stuffing it into your school bag; decamping to somewhere more private to inspect the haul and finally the onanistic joy of discovering that it is indeed a Fiesta or Razzle and not a Women's Own.

Sadly, for children born after the millennium, this is an experience that they may never have.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:59