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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Where's the rest of him?

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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
His seizures burn calories v0v

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Kramjacks posted:

Here is someone else's dog

ahhhhh they got it wet

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

movax posted:

ahhhhh they got it wet

I really really wanna name a corgi Gizmo :(

but instead anime idiots just name their corgis after god drat anime dogs(Ein or some poo poo)

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I like the name thunder :3:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Cole posted:

I like the name thunder :3:

its p cool but those ironic dog names can only go so far u know

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I almost named Crackers "Thundercles"

But she's too drat cute/little for a metal name like that

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Helldump Immunity. posted:

His seizures burn calories v0v

:(

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

jealous big red? lol jk!

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Putting down one of my two dogs tomorrow.

FML

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

baupdeth posted:

Putting down one of my two dogs tomorrow.

FML

My condolences.

Pette that dogge tonight.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

baupdeth posted:

Putting down one of my two dogs tomorrow.

FML

gently caress. Sorry dude. :(

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

kelvron posted:

My condolences.

Pette that dogge tonight.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

kelvron posted:

My condolences.

Pette that dogge tonight.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

pet all dogs

but especially pet that dog

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

baupdeth posted:

Putting down one of my two dogs tomorrow.

FML
Sorry to hear that, man. Pette that dogge.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Sorry about your dog bro :(

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Fister Roboto posted:

Sorry about your dog bro :(



This made me a little misty-eyed, although if I think about it a bit I realize it's horseshit. It doesn't take much for a dog to connect the human's movements to the car turning. I got a giggle out of making my last dog fall over in the passenger seat because I would slide my hands on the wheel like I was turning it really fast and she would lean into it.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Yeah, lots of dogs are definitely smart enough to figure that out. The part about it being a magical adventure box is still true though :kimchi:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Dunno if this has already been posted but whatevs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwGnCIdHQH0

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Dunno if this has already been posted but whatevs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwGnCIdHQH0

drat man.

BathroomTile
Jun 4, 2005

Just your run-of-the-mill bathroom tile.
Sorry about your dog, man. I had to put my dog down a little over 3 years ago, so I know how you feel.

I hope this can help you feel a little better. :unsmith:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Guys, come on, there are onions on my sandwich.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Want to throw that ball. :3:

Shame about Irish wolfhounds. They are obviously the best dogs; giant, loving, playful, scraggly dogs roughly the size of a small horse. No exaggeration, when they stand on their hind legs they can get up to like seven feet tall.

Thing is, though, that size to lifespan correlation holds true for them, they only live for about five to seven years before dying, usually of bone cancer or heart problems. I'd love to get one, but from the day I brought him home I'd basically be in tears like "you are going to be dead before I know it. :qq:" I have somewhat the same anxiety with dogs in general but with an Irish wolfhound it would be a lot worse because they just have really short lives and there's no way around it.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I always thought it would be awesome to have a wolfhound, but I'd basically need to own a few acres to make sure he has room to stretch his legs.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Mr. Nice! posted:

I always thought it would be awesome to have a wolfhound, but I'd basically need to own a few acres to make sure he has room to stretch his legs.

Not really. They're pretty docile dogs and love to lounge about. They need exercise like everyone else but not an extraordinary amount, a good walk once a day should suffice. The main problem with them (Besides their short lifespans and tendency towards health problems) is that they eat a lot of food.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Yeah the 2 irish hounds I've dealt with were the laziest when left to their own devices.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

thehumandignity posted:

Not really. They're pretty docile dogs and love to lounge about. They need exercise like everyone else but not an extraordinary amount, a good walk once a day should suffice. The main problem with them (Besides their short lifespans and tendency towards health problems) is that they eat a lot of food.

That's the same with Bella. I take her out to a huge park once a week to really let her run and that's done wonders to keep her slim and her joints in good shape. But beyond that, one good walk a day is enough to keep her happy.

Also, she's a small Great Dane (125 pounds) but she still eats four cups a day, plus whatever she can scam.

Do The Evolution
Aug 5, 2013

but why

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
Most comfortable nap position:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOhxa69d90Q

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

damnit i was just about to post this

movax
Aug 30, 2008


holy poo poo, that owns :stare:

Xemloth
Mar 27, 2011

Wait, what?



I've been lurking this thread for a while so I thought I'd finally contribute

Xemloth posted:


This is Bo, my brothers dog, they only live round the corner from me so I get to chill with her whenever I want.

She is a chill dog

When she wants to be

Dog.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

:stare:

drat, and I thought my dog was smart. I wouldn't even be mad if Bruce did that, that's impressive.

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006

It looks like that dog is immune to burning itself on hot things, or so I hope. :ohdear:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003


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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The cone of shame. :(

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