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Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
I seriously haven't laughed this hard at something on the internet in months https://twitter.com/WWEZeb/status/422923535691309056

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I remember when Maddox tweeted like that and then deleted it :(

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Tezzor posted:

I seriously haven't laughed this hard at something on the internet in months https://twitter.com/WWEZeb/status/422923535691309056

Zeb's just gone full Yosemite Sam, hasn't he?

(Never go full Yosemite Sam.)

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Tezzor posted:

I seriously haven't laughed this hard at something on the internet in months https://twitter.com/WWEZeb/status/422923535691309056
My favorite part is the nearly 250 retweets.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Jay 2K Winger posted:

Zeb's just gone full Yosemite Sam, hasn't he?

(Never go full Yosemite Sam.)
I'd say he's Mike Pipper at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxHCsFmwubs

OOOOOOOOOOH!

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

Tezzor posted:

I seriously haven't laughed this hard at something on the internet in months https://twitter.com/WWEZeb/status/422923535691309056

Those drat foreign made phones making people unintentionally tweet gibberish!

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
My favorite part was this response:

TNA Creative ‏@TNACreative 11h
@WWEZeb @EdSmith313 Better contact @ChrisNowinski1

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

FrontRowBrian ‏@FrontRowBrian 14m
I always mark out when. @davemeltzerWON tweets me. FRB was 13 yrs old in 1996 reading the WON in social studies class.

quote:

Dave Meltzer ‏@davemeltzerWON 4m
@FrontRowBrian 20 years earlier I was in social studies class getting in trouble for writing it.

MMA rumor mill FRB had this little exchange with Da Meltz which I thought was kind of cute

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


he is amazing. absolutely amazing.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Holy...

:sbahj:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Holy poo poo Ryback rules.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Ok I'm now a convert.

Ryback Rules.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



BIG GUY BIG TRAPS BIG ARMS BIG BURNS SETTING OFF FIRE ALARMS.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
BIG DICK
LAWLER'S A CREEPY PEDOPHILE


Hm. Probably wouldn't fit on a singlet strap.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

THE GAYEST APPAREL posted:

Holy poo poo Ryback rules.

Gives no fucks.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

BIG MEMBER
FUTURE ENDEAVORS

CanadianJericholeaf
Jun 9, 2004

by Lowtax

Endorph posted:

BIG MEMBER
FUTURE ENDEAVORS
BLOWN SPOTS
PISSED HOT

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
I'm guessing he learned something from Heyman: push as many buttons as possible, cause controversy sells.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

Skunkrocker posted:

I'm guessing he learned something from Heyman: push as many buttons as possible, cause controversy sells.

That sounds like a Bischoff lesson.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

OmegaBR posted:

That sounds like a Bischoff lesson.

The joke was that he was a Heyman guy for a short time. Thanks for ruining it. :(

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
Ryback is pushing every button in a desperate hope that if all of them are depressed none will result in anything bad. Sort of like how C. Montgomery Burns has enough illness to prevent himself from further disease.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Apparently this whole thing started because WWE wants wrestlers tweeting interesting things on the weekends when nothing is happening.

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Ryback sure has no idea how to keep personal lives out of tweets/burns. It's a shame because holy poo poo, what a burn.

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax

Matlock posted:

Ryback is pushing every button in a desperate hope that if all of them are depressed none will result in anything bad. Sort of like how C. Montgomery Burns has enough illness to prevent himself from further disease.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
that Ryback burn had me laughing on the way to work. I don't care if he maims internet darlings - Ryback Rules.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Ryback found Jerry's old joke book. How hilarious.

This joke would only really be a burn if Ryback actually did have sex with Jerry's ex. As it stands it's "See that woman you used to be married to? I would have sex with her. I haven't, but you know, I would."

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Gonzo McFee posted:

Ryback found Jerry's old joke book. How hilarious.

This joke would only really be a burn if Ryback actually did have sex with Jerry's ex. As it stands it's "See that woman you used to be married to? I would have sex with her. I haven't, but you know, I would."

Only better worded than that and funny.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
I can't laugh at a dude's jokes if he roids and can't rock a fedora

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Fedora references are the new wearing a fedora

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Gonzo McFee posted:

Ryback found Jerry's old joke book. How hilarious.

This joke would only really be a burn if Ryback actually did have sex with Jerry's ex. As it stands it's "See that woman you used to be married to? I would have sex with her. I haven't, but you know, I would."

The fact it happened to Jerry makes it great for me. Admittedly I am currently watching 1997 episodes of Raw but I loving despise that man.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Lawler's infamously quite thin skinned as well. This can't end well for Jerry.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/423444854237327360

Cena posted:

Ok finally found you! Let's settle this! Just told U don't 'settle' anything,it's more a complaining thing #ikidikid

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Now that's actually funny.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
:allears: Oh Cena you wonderful man.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

I don't get it :(

Hunter Leopardson
Dec 24, 2002

Don't be a jerk my friend

Internet Wrestling Community

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

IWC = International Wheat Council

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
As a fellow horologist I'm glad that Cena finally found an IWC boutique.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
So that's where Ironic War Criminal posts from.

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