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York_M_Chan posted:Apparently he only listens to Rap Music from 1980-1995 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHfMsTvtaCw Only '90s kids will get this
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Jedi Knight Luigi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHfMsTvtaCw Jesus christ that's annoying. Also I was a 90s gamer kid and it seemed like it was mostly about the SNES vs. Genesis for the most part, rather than N64. 
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Jan 15, 2014 19:56
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To be fair, pictures of morbidly obese children on McDonald's packaging would be fuckin' great.
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Brocktoon posted:kids staring at electronic devices constantly I was gonna poke fun at how old you sound here ("Those darn kids and their phones!"), but I'm 24 and a huge tech nerd and I kinda get irked by my sister letting her daughter play games on her phone all the time. I try to give her toys like dolls and legos and poo poo, which she seems to like a lot, whenever I get her gifts. drat, I feel old.
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So... the commandments are SO IMPORTANT that they would break a commandment to enforce their display? How does one's brain not explode from the hypocrisy in that? That's like saying "All fetuses have the right to live, and I would gladly kill a fetus to enforce this!" Just wow. Edit: I now realize that complaining about fundamentalists and hypocrisy is shooting fish in a barrel, and that the real nuttiness comes from suggesting the owner would shoot someone for even asking to take it down (which the owner is under no obligation to do). I'm the idiot. At least I caught myself before taking my case to social media. Drunk Nerds has a new favorite as of 21:36 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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Jan 15, 2014 21:53
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Neurion posted:From a page back... That's not the focus of that image though; no one gives a poo poo about the eagles' feelings. A better response would be: *kid is aborted* "MUH TAX DOLLARS!" *kid is born* "WHY ARE THOSE WELFARE LEECHES HAVING SO MANY KIDS!? MUH TAX DOLLARS!"
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Jan 15, 2014 22:01
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Eulogistics posted:That's not the focus of that image though; no one gives a poo poo about the eagles' feelings. A better response would be: And then we get lunatics who question why they're not allowed to just kill poor people.
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So, during the performance of a Peter Pan musical in Glasgow, the actor playing the titular character interrupted the show to propose marriage to the actress playing Wendy. It was magical and beautiful and of course the special snowflakes at the Gawker comment section hated it:  my immersion!  e: best part is that you can hear the audience cheering and applauding, but yeah, those jerks with lives outside their jobs totally ruined the show. DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 22:40 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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Jan 15, 2014 22:33
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DoctorPresident posted:So, during the performance of a Peter Pan musical in Glasgow, the actor playing the titular character interrupted the show to propose marriage to the actress playing Wendy. Sorry, but I have to agree with them. If I payed money to see a play, I'd be pretty miffed if that happened. You have to figured the entire rest of the show is going to be lovely, the two leads aren't going to be even slightly in character. It's really unproffesional.
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Jan 15, 2014 22:43
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DoctorPresident posted:So, during the performance of a Peter Pan musical in Glasgow, the actor playing the titular character interrupted the show to propose marriage to the actress playing Wendy. This is lame. The people paid for a production. Imagine how uncomfortable everyone would have been if she said no.
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Brocktoon posted:They're squirmy, often loud, demanding the phone/tablet and will usually eat nothing but chicken fingers or mac and cheese (and god help you if the mac and cheese is something other than Kraft). ) as naturally as they sat down to eat. I was stuck somewhere between complete disbelief and "well poo poo I get bored too, if I'd known it was socially acceptable I'd have brought my PSP."They're the kind of people who actually encourage the kids to run around and scream, too, though to their credit, we were in a separate room and when the kids entered the common area they got called back right quick. But still. Trying to have dinner here, folks. My Lovely Horse has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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AircraftNoise posted:Imagine how uncomfortable everyone would have been if she said no. But it didn't happen. I don't know, maybe it's because I don't find it bothersome and because it was a Peter Pan musical. It's okay if you do. Also what My Lovely Horse said. DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 22:55 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Sorry, but I have to agree with them. If I payed money to see a play, I'd be pretty miffed if that happened. You have to figured the entire rest of the show is going to be lovely, the two leads aren't going to be even slightly in character. It's really unproffesional.
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Neurion posted:From a page back... Yeah they conveniently ignore the part where eagles were actually heading towards extinction until the laws were enacted, while to my knowledge humans won't go extinct because of abortions.  Eulogistics posted:That's not the focus of that image though; no one gives a poo poo about the eagles' feelings. A better response would be: In the end it's not so much about the sanctity of life as it is about punishing women. Because in their mind women shouldn't be having sex for pleasure without consequences, then if you do get pregnant "Well should have kept your legs closed WELFARE QUEEN you're not getting any of my money.  "Same reason they cry about tax dollars if any of it is spent funding sex ed or low-income birth control. Because sex is bad and only bad people like it, so they need to be punished.
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Jan 15, 2014 22:58
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My Lovely Horse posted:I agree, but apparently he actually did do it at the curtain call or at least during the last song. That strikes me as fair enough, really. Would have been twice as awkward if she had said no, though. I think curtain call would have been fine, but DoctorPresident says he "interrupted" the show, and one of the posts int he image says he should have done it at curtain call, implying it was for realsies, in the middle of the show.
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Jan 15, 2014 23:00
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I think the fact that fun marriage proposals get millions of views on YouTube an indication that the majority of people there were impressed. At a job I did recently we had a Skyping Santa for kids to talk to, and there were 4 proposals there. No one complained about these assholes taking up kids' time with Santa, and each one made local news. Plus listen to the cheers from the audience. A lot of them were thrilled to be part of a special moment. Peter Pan and Wendy are getting married!
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Kimmalah posted:Jesus christ that's annoying. Also I was a 90s gamer kid and it seemed like it was mostly about the SNES vs. Genesis for the most part, rather than N64. Uh I think that video is poking fun at the whole "90s kids!!" thing, not an actual example of it Nikaer Drekin has a new favorite as of 23:07 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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Jan 15, 2014 23:04
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My Lovely Horse posted:I agree, but apparently he actually did do it at the curtain call or at least during the last song. That strikes me as fair enough, really. Would have been twice as awkward if she had said no, though. The thing that always gets me about these kinds of proposals is that it seems the proposer is forcing the proposee to say 'yes'. Since they risk public humiliation if they say no. There was a clip I watched where at a sports even the girl said no and she had to run out of the entire stadium while being booed. It just reminds me of the episode of It's always Sunny in Philadelphia where the dude is telling people how great it is to have a boat because 'the implication' they have to say yes, because of 'the implication'. I do assume that most people agree to the proposal before the dude actually asks the question. But super public proposals still skeeve me out.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:I think curtain call would have been fine, but DoctorPresident says he "interrupted" the show, and one of the posts int he image says he should have done it at curtain call, implying it was for realsies, in the middle of the show. I mean during the last song is still pretty drat unprofessional but if you really feel you have to do it during the performance there's a lot worse spots. I'm pretty sure there's a bit where Wendy straight up asks Peter Pan how he feels about her and doing it then would have been both really sweet and holy poo poo there goes the evening and his stage career. Lap-Lem posted:The thing that always gets me about these kinds of proposals is that it seems the proposer is forcing the proposee to say 'yes'.
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Uh I think that video is poking fun at the whole "90s kids!!" thing, not an actual example of it Uh yeah I know.
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My Lovely Horse posted:I mean during the last song is still pretty drat unprofessional but if you really feel you have to do it during the performance there's a lot worse spots. I'm pretty sure there's a bit where Wendy straight up asks Peter Pan how he feels about her and doing it then would have been both really sweet and holy poo poo there goes the evening and his stage career. On the other hand he probably cleared it with the company head beforehand. I mean, what kind of ticket sales was the Glasgow production of a Peter Pan musical getting before someone did something to blow it up on YouTube? I imagine whoever is in charge felt like the exposure would only help their sales.
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Man, he really missed a golden opprtunity, though. "Tinkerbell drank poison! She's dieing! So, ah... Wendy..."
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York_M_Chan posted:Shared by a former boss... Isn't the whole reason they have to add these disclaimers is that people did exactly this dumb poo poo?
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Irradiation posted:Isn't the whole reason they have to add these disclaimers is that people did exactly this dumb poo poo? No but you see, that was a generation of MORONS from the 80s and 90s. Certainly not all the kids that died locking themselves in refrigerators in the 50s, or drinking bleach, or other old timey ways of dying.
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Grraarrgghh posted:No but you see, that was a generation of MORONS from the 80s and 90s. Certainly not all the kids that died locking themselves in refrigerators in the 50s, or drinking bleach, or other old timey ways of dying. Don't forget all those old timey geniuses who would cram every orifice of their body with radioactive materials. 
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Lap-Lem posted:The thing that always gets me about these kinds of proposals is that it seems the proposer is forcing the proposee to say 'yes'. Since they risk public humiliation if they say no. There was a clip I watched where at a sports even the girl said no and she had to run out of the entire stadium while being booed. It just reminds me of the episode of It's always Sunny in Philadelphia where the dude is telling people how great it is to have a boat because 'the implication' they have to say yes, because of 'the implication'.
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Facebook has been extra pro-life lately. Someone shared this story of some lady going all Santorum on her miscarried fetus. I'm just posting the link because it's pretty  http://cultureshift.tumblr.com/post/54505134725/meet-walter-joshua-fretz-a-human-being
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modernwinglish posted:Facebook has been extra pro-life lately. Someone shared this story of some lady going all Santorum on her miscarried fetus. I'm just posting the link because it's pretty Wow, I honestly kind of felt a little queasy looking at that. But then I'm one of those pro-choice monsters. This stuff isn't really new though, miscarried baby pictures are pretty par for the course online.
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modernwinglish posted:Facebook has been extra pro-life lately. Someone shared this story of some lady going all Santorum on her miscarried fetus. I'm just posting the link because it's pretty I know it's blatantly unrealistic but let me keep my magical hollywood version of childbirth where it's just "Push, push!" And then a slightly damp infant pops out.
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Brocktoon posted:I debated posting this, because I wasn't sure it was "thick enough", but after looking this morning and seeing just how much my sister-in-law wrote on a topic the initial post wasn't even about, I figured it would entertain. Are her kids little assholes or something? She seems to be taking this personally. Edit: Sorry, you kind of answered me. Brocktoon posted:I find her constant assurances that her kids would behave in a place like that hilarious, because we go out to dinner with them just about every weekend, and I absolutely adore my niece and nephew, but they're certainly no angels, which is mainly a result of the parent's complete lack of discipline with them. They're squirmy, often loud, demanding the phone/tablet and will usually eat nothing but chicken fingers or mac and cheese (and god help you if the mac and cheese is something other than Kraft). I mean, that's fine, they're kids and we never go anywhere fancy, but they wouldn't last 5 minutes in a place like Alinea without the entire restaurant wanting to murder them. Bored has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Jan 16, 2014 |
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Bored posted:Are her kids little assholes or something? She seems to be taking this personally. Sounds like over the years her circle of friends has slowly shrunk. Fewer and fewer people invite her and her husband out to dinner and parties every year. She finds her number of facebook friends slowly decreasing. She pretends she doesn't know why that is but deep inside she knows. Oh, she knows. I'm not saying people don't like hanging out with folks who have kids. But she sounds like one of these people who just can't shut up about "TOMMY LEARNING HIS ABCs TODAY!", "ANNIE making GBS threads ALL OVER THE WALLPAPER", "THE JOYS OF MOTHERHOOD", "LOOK AT THIS PIC OF MY UGLY KID" and "OH I CAN ONLY STAY FOR 15 MINUTES I DONT TRUST MY BABYSITTER WITH WIPING TOMMY'S rear end CAN WE MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY/ENGAGEMENT/WEDDING/RANDOM CELEBRATION ALL ABOUT ME AND TOAST ALREADY SO I CAN GET HOME PLEASEEE."
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loving hell, dude. You got some strange fantasies.
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mng posted:loving hell, dude. You got some strange fantasies. Your friends haven't started having kids have they?
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FrozenVent posted:Your friends haven't started having kids have they? Most of my family and some friends have kids, and they're not crazy about it, oddly enough. But the internet friends I have are absolutely crazy about posting about pre- and post-delivery. But ignorance is bliss, and 'hide their poo poo' is a great Facebook option. I keep bad company, I guess. ninja edit: not to the extent I replied to. So far!
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I have a lot of friends like this, to the point that I'm concerned about how I accrued so many. Fighting fire with fire.  Also, I've been enjoying seeing the numerous likes on The funnyman with jokes and laughing's more incomprehensible posts, because I know there's a pretty good chance at least some of those are from you all. I'm so glad we get to share in this lovely gift of jokes; also laughing. Like, I have no clue how to describe that sense of humor. I know being a non-native English speaker has to play some role, but.. I don't.. I mean, what is this? A joke? A riddle? 
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