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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Feel Waffle.

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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

BANME.sh posted:

They're very clearly CG bees if you've seen the movie. which you should

Holy gently caress, this is a comedy right? I think the only Nicolas Cage movies I genuinely like are Raising Arizona (because it's loving awesome), and Adaptation, in which he plays a fat balding loser (meaning he doesn't need to stretch his acting capabilities too much).

STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE!!

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Please watch the original Wicker Man instead, which is actually a good movie.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

stubblyhead posted:

Holy gently caress, this is a comedy right? I think the only Nicolas Cage movies I genuinely like are Raising Arizona (because it's loving awesome), and Adaptation, in which he plays a fat balding loser (meaning he doesn't need to stretch his acting capabilities too much).

STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE!!

You're forgetting Con-Air. Malkovich and Buscemi even if you ignore Cage.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Or you can just watch this and discover your favorite shade of Cage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8

My recommendation goes to Face/Off.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Good job this doesn't come in Giant sizes

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

beato posted:

Good job this doesn't come in Giant sizes


I actually found out the other day that snake oil has lots of genuine benefits. Maybe they should change the expression too "genuine water salesman".

mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!

beato posted:

Good job this doesn't come in Giant sizes


Why would anyone buy the smaller bottles?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




mrg220t posted:

Why would anyone buy the smaller bottles?

It might take too long to drink the bigger bottles. If they are open too long they'll be polluted by the filthy ambient air. For the best natural water experience you need to chug that thing as soon as you break the seal.


Did you know that Cape Grim Natural Water is both Kosher and Halal? :monocle: http://www.capegrim.com.au/

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

mrg220t posted:

Why would anyone buy the smaller bottles?

Convenience probably, Coke does the same thing.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Captain Trips posted:

You got duped if you paid for that, it's a goddamned whisk.

I paid $1 for one on Amazon, shipped. Although its probably made from some exotic Chinese radioactive metal.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

beato posted:

Good job this doesn't come in Giant sizes


My public education might be showing, but isn't 1.5 liters larger than 500ml?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

My public education might be showing, but isn't 1.5 liters larger than 500ml?

Three times bigger, to be exact.

Maybe the water itself is homeopathic, so the less of it you drink the more powerful the effect is?

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


But you pay for the convenience.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

This head scratchy thing looks like it would make a good gift.

But there's no way I'd give a family member a gift labeled loving Orgasmatron.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
The same reason convenience stores will sell a 20 oz. of Coke for 1.79 but a 2 liter for 99 cents - it's easier to rock down the street holding a smaller bottle.

Etrips
Nov 9, 2004

Having Teemo Problems?
I Feel Bad For You, Son.
I Got 99 Shrooms
And You Just Hit One.

Big Grunty Secret posted:

The same reason convenience stores will sell a 20 oz. of Coke for 1.79 but a 2 liter for 99 cents - it's easier to rock down the street holding a smaller bottle.

But the smaller bottles are usually refrigerated.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Real ballers walk down the street guzzling 2 liter bottles.

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug

RCarr posted:

Real ballers walk down the street guzzling 2 liter bottles.

I only buy the 3-liter bottles of Mountain Lion from Food Lion. :colbert:

You just can't beat the sale price of 99 cents.

Mike the TV has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Jan 18, 2014

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

RCarr posted:

Real ballers walk down the street guzzling 2 liter bottles.

Guzzling? Pshhht. Real ballers can piss two liters. Try the 30-liter size.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010

Mike the TV posted:

I only buy the 3-liter bottles of Mountain Lion from Food Lion. :colbert:

You just can't beat the sale price of 99 cents.



unless it's on sale for 88 cents!


Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.

Uh, so what am I missing?

[edit] Oooh, nevermind.

flowinprose
Sep 11, 2001

Where were you? .... when they built that ladder to heaven...

stubblyhead posted:

Holy gently caress, this is a comedy right? I think the only Nicolas Cage movies I genuinely like are Raising Arizona (because it's loving awesome), and Adaptation, in which he plays a fat balding loser (meaning he doesn't need to stretch his acting capabilities too much).

STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE!!

I highly recommend you watch it along with the accompanying Rifftrax. You will not regret it.

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

3.99 per rifftrax? No THANK you sir.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Lichtenstein posted:

Uh, so what am I missing?

[edit] Oooh, nevermind.

Nope, still don't get it.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Speleothing posted:

Nope, still don't get it.

There's a tv show called Arrested Development, where one of the characters says "Beads" and the other misinterprets it as "Bees". It's considered a funny moment in the show, and is often repeated by internet forums users.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Ak Gara posted:

This head scratchy thing looks like it would make a good gift.

But there's no way I'd give a family member a gift labeled loving Orgasmatron.

http://www.amazon.com/Hand-Held-Scalp-Head-Massager/dp/B003NTKMLW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1390077839&sr=8-1&keywords=scalp+massager

$1.30 (+ $.99 for shipping) for a set of three without a stupid tag that jacks up the price.

PepeSilvia
Mar 17, 2009

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Seems like a risk, what if they save you?

Just put it in your DNR.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Real life Krieger (from Archer) found.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

beato posted:

Good job this doesn't come in Giant sizes


The Hardy Boys Mysteries #347: The Ghost Pirates of Cape Grim

Mike the TV posted:

I only buy the 3-liter bottles of Mountain Lion from Food Lion. :colbert:

You just can't beat the sale price of 99 cents.



Mountain Lion is for mark-rear end busters, real Gs roll with Dr. Perky

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Why hasn't some photoshop genius filled that mask with beads yet, anyway?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

The Hardy Boys Mysteries #347: The Ghost Pirates of Cape Grim


Mountain Lion is for mark-rear end busters, real Gs roll with Dr. Perky

Bitch, please. Save-A-Lot brands are better. Mountain Holler and Dr Pop.

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

The Hardy Boys Mysteries #347: The Ghost Pirates of Cape Grim


Mountain Lion is for mark-rear end busters, real Gs roll with Dr. Perky

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