Sleepy Hollow - "On my way. Colon closed parenthesis."

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Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

Maybe it will turn out George Washington's Bible was his Bible all along----because he is reincarnated Washington!

# ? Jan 19, 2014 07:05

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:46

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Katrina is actually Moloch in drag.

ZombieCho is a time-displaced Hikaru Sulu.

Parish is Ichabod's evil twin.

Abbie and Jenny are actually the same person and have been fooling everyone with elaborate mind games.

Orlando Jones is actually Orlando Bloom under heavy make up and costly CGI effects.

Oh, and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau shows up in the last two minutes because it turns out the whole show is a stealth continuation of Virtuality, because gently caress YOU FOX!

Prove me wrong, Sleepy Hollow. :colbert:

# ? Jan 19, 2014 09:48

CeeJee: Dec 4, 2001; Oven Wrangler

The true evil in our world is revealed in the finale, mobile phone companies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wegHBgfqoVo

# ? Jan 19, 2014 09:53

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

CeeJee posted:

The true evil in our world is revealed in the finale, mobile phone companies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wegHBgfqoVo

Season 2: Ichabod gets addicted to Tiny Tower.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 22:37

Annakie: Apr 20, 2005; "It's pretty bad, isn't it? I know it's pretty bad. Ever since I can remember..."

Just as a reminder to everyone tonight's episode is 2 hours long and starts at 8/7c, so, be ready to tune in early!

# ? Jan 20, 2014 19:36

Ravenfood: Nov 4, 2011

Annakie posted:

Just as a reminder to everyone tonight's episode is 2 hours long and starts at 8/7c, so, be ready to tune in early!

This whole season I've been catching it the next day on Hulu, but I'm tired of doing that. If I don't have any cable TV, does the Fox website air it live or am I just going to have to wait a little bit?

# ? Jan 20, 2014 20:27

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

CeeJee posted:

The true evil in our world is revealed in the finale, mobile phone companies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wegHBgfqoVo

Oh Ichabaod :allears:

I hope he rants against the banks next

# ? Jan 20, 2014 20:38

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

nine-gear crow posted:

Oh, and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau shows up in the last two minutes because it turns out the whole show is a stealth continuation of Virtuality, because gently caress YOU FOX!

Well, that same actor was in that one show where he was a soldier in Colonial America made immortal by Native American magic...

# ? Jan 20, 2014 21:19

Sober: Nov 19, 2011; First touch: Life.
Second touch: Dead again. Forever.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, that same actor was in that one show where he was a soldier in Colonial America made immortal by Native American magic...

Oh man, New Amsterdam was what, 2006?

fake edit: drat 2008, that was ages ago.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 22:02

step aside: Sep 21, 2011

Just you wait until Ichabod discovers webcams and starts a vlog where he complains about things.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 23:21

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Sober posted:

Oh man, New Amsterdam was what, 2006?

fake edit: drat 2008, that was ages ago.

I would so appreciate a New Amsterdam tie-in.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 00:01

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

step aside posted:

Just you wait until Ichabod discovers webcams and starts a vlog where he complains about things.

Good day, "YouTube."

Despite the name my technologically knowledgeable acquaintance Lt. Mills used on this account, which I will not be compelled to repeat as it contains several numbers in place of letters and possibly mocking innuendos, I am Ichabod Crane, a history teacher formerly at Oxford, a soldier in the Revolutionary War, and a personal agent of General George Washington himself, who you will commonly know as the first President of these United States.

No, his wooden teeth were not obvious to those of us at the time. They were well-crafted.

Presently, in this pictographical missive, I will be airing my thoughts on last night's episode of Reign and the historical inaccuracies therein. There are several, and I will numerate them all forthwith.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 00:47

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Good day, "YouTube."

Despite the name my technologically knowledgeable acquaintance Lt. Mills used on this account, which I will not be compelled to repeat as it contains several numbers in place of letters and possibly mocking innuendos, I am Ichabod Crane, a history teacher formerly at Oxford, a soldier in the Revolutionary War, and a personal agent of General George Washington himself, who you will commonly know as the first President of these United States.

No, his wooden teeth were not obvious to those of us at the time. They were well-crafted.

Presently, in this pictographical missive, I will be airing my thoughts on last night's episode of Reign and the historical inaccuracies therein. There are several, and I will numerate them all forthwith.

God, I can't wait to see his crossover review of The Patriot with The Nostalgia Critic. :v:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 01:20

DivisionPost: Jun 28, 2006; Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Good day, "YouTube."

Despite the name my technologically knowledgeable acquaintance Lt. Mills used on this account, which I will not be compelled to repeat as it contains several numbers in place of letters and possibly mocking innuendos, I am Ichabod Crane, a history teacher formerly at Oxford, a soldier in the Revolutionary War, and a personal agent of General George Washington himself, who you will commonly know as the first President of these United States.

No, his wooden teeth were not obvious to those of us at the time. They were well-crafted.

Presently, in this pictographical missive, I will be airing my thoughts on last night's episode of Reign and the historical inaccuracies therein. There are several, and I will numerate them all forthwith.

I want ten episodes of this uploaded onto YouTube over the summer.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 01:43

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

DivisionPost posted:

I want ten episodes of this uploaded onto YouTube over the summer.

I would literally sell my soul to make this happen.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 01:59

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

And away we go! :woop:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:01

Annakie: Apr 20, 2005; "It's pretty bad, isn't it? I know it's pretty bad. Ever since I can remember..."

I can't believe the season is already ending but drat it's been a great ride. :dance:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:01

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Autocorrect! :argh:

Edit: John Cho! :argh:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:02

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Zombie Cho!

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:02

Annakie: Apr 20, 2005; "It's pretty bad, isn't it? I know it's pretty bad. Ever since I can remember..."

Store Cellophane conception.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:02

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Autocorrect, my old nemesis

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:02

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Ichabod texting... :allears:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:02

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Colon Closed Parenthesis.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:03

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

It's a man's face!

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:03

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Colon-close-parenthesis

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:03

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Wow, Washington was creepy as poo poo.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:04

Annakie: Apr 20, 2005; "It's pretty bad, isn't it? I know it's pretty bad. Ever since I can remember..."

No one loves you like I do. :barf:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:06

KIT HAGS: Jun 5, 2007; Stay sweet

He should put on some Oil of Olay.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:06

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

"Oh, I love you so much Abby, " said stalker Cho as he broke out of handcuffs

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:06

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Ichabod talking about how old his phone is :allears:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:06

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Ichabod smacks down consumerism!

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:07

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Crane just really wants to play Angry Birds, guys :smith:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:07

Annakie: Apr 20, 2005; "It's pretty bad, isn't it? I know it's pretty bad. Ever since I can remember..."

I hope Ichabod is getting paid or Abbie can at least claim him on her taxes.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:07

Party Plane Jones: Jul 1, 2007; by Reene; Fun Shoe

Aw, they had the perfect opportunity to follow up from John Adams with David Morse as Washington.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:07

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Annakie posted:

I hope Ichabod is getting paid or Abbie can at least claim him on her taxes.

He's my insane cousin and a dependent. I need a tax break please!

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:08

isaboo: Nov 11, 2002; Muay Buok
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Abbie looks especially gorgeous tonight

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:09

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Zombie Washington?!

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:09

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Zombie Washington! ZOMBIE WASHINGTON!!

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:10

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

ZOMBIE GEORGE WASHINGTON

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:10

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:46

isaboo: Nov 11, 2002; Muay Buok
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Holky gently caress zombie GW

Maybe Orlando Jones' comments about this finale being bonkers were not hyperbole. 10 minutes in and zombie George?!

# ? Jan 21, 2014 02:10

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