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VBane
Oct 31, 2011

walking posted:

Zombie John Adams would be much more qualified :colbert:

Sorry, Adams is a revenant, not a zombie. Makes for poor courtroom presence.

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Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

walking posted:

Zombie John Adams would be much more qualified :colbert:

Zombie John Adams is too busy averting the Zoroastrian Apocalypse with his afterlife BFF Jefferson.

Bad Mitten
Aug 26, 2004
Intuition as guided by experience
But Franklin wasn't even a lawyer.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Purgatory is pulling no punches I see.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Twin Peaks territory here.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Welp, I guess Zombie Frankenstein John Cho really died in the tomb.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Bad Mitten posted:

But Franklin wasn't even a lawyer.

That's what makes him the perfect undead man for the job.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Is Ichabod's dad from Alias?

Tlacuache
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.


Gyges posted:

Is Ichabod's dad from Alias?

Yep, that's Victor Garber.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Victor Garber!

And Ichabod won the Revolution for the British!

Bad Mitten
Aug 26, 2004
Intuition as guided by experience

sithwitch13 posted:

Yep, that's Victor Garber.

No it's Jack Bristow

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Purgatory apparently gets you with dads.

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Dude don't eat food from the land of the dead.

That is like, land of the dead rule number one.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Awww, Abbie!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Bloody Purgatory Apple Pie a la Mode.

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
SEE THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T EAT THE FOOD IN THE LAND OF THE DEAD

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

jonjonaug posted:

Dude don't eat food from the land of the dead.


My girlfriend said this to the TV.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


The lighting/film effects when the dreams collapse are nice and creepy.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
This is getting pretty hosed up. Awesomely hosed up, but still hosed up.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

So this movie is basically Sleepy Hollow as a romance?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Waffleman_ posted:

So this movie is basically Sleepy Hollow as a romance?

Minus all the fun parts. So no, not at all

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Purgatory seems like not a very nice place for not being hell.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
And Japanese Horror gets a shout out.

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Dude don't talk to random people in the land of the dead.

terrordactle
Sep 30, 2013
I've noticed that this show does an excellent job of balancing creepy with cheesy. That head bent and the sandman were both awesome. Also that faceless lady that just appeared

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Boxman posted:

Purgatory seems like not a very nice place for not being hell.

Eh, it has its ups and downs.

FIST BUMP! It pays off!

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Truth through pound.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Saved by bro fists. This loving show.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Fist bumps REUNITE!

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


:lol: at them non-chalantly walking by the crawlers.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
When does Pyramid Head show up?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

SpazmasterX posted:

When does Pyramid Head show up?

Right after the backwards dancing midget.

Annakie
Apr 20, 2005

"It's pretty bad, isn't it? I know it's pretty bad. Ever since I can remember..."
The first bumps. :3:

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
And that's how Ichabod delivers Abbie. BAM.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Brofist!

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Sleepy Hollow Season 2: An immortal witch teams up with one of the Witnesses to the Apocalypse, aided by the immortal witch's husband who is stuck in purgatory.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



And you thought Autocorrect was bad on Verizon... try Purgatory.

johntfs
Jun 7, 2013

by Cowcaster
Soiled Meat
Hmmm. Adorable Abbie vs Hurricane Katrina. Yeah, we want to keep Abbie, thank you very much.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Gyges posted:

Sleepy Hollow Season 2: An immortal witch teams up with one of the Witnesses to the Apocalypse, aided by the immortal witch's husband who is stuck in purgatory.

And then the show turns into Rizzoli & Isles: Supernatural Division

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I have no idea how this will end. Wow.

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